If you don't care about your vacation, then you can safely visit the Kilma hotel.

Written: 17 may 2006
Travel time: 19 — 26 july 2005
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There is nothing wrong with a monotonous diet with pepper and leftover food recooked into another dish. It is not known when dinner or breakfast will start, since the schedule is not yet a mandatory fact of its beginning, but it will end exactly at the specified time. If you are going on an excursion (from the early morning or return in the evening), you can not count on any order in the work of the restaurant, as well as on the presence of cutlery on the table. During the week of stay, only once for dinner it was possible to observe all the knives and forks for four people (a common thing for one, but more often nothing at all, as if they were not preparing for the reception). Actually, there are always not enough utensils and cutlery, then the plates will run out, then knives and forks in the middle of dinner, then at breakfast coffee cups will run out.
The trick is that the tables are assigned to your number and no one else sits there except you, hence the similar surprise at the lack of cutlery, napkins, salt, etc. Observation: the waiter, as it were, clears the table. He touches the salt shaker and it falls to the floor. The worker looks at her in amazement and after a pause continues the interrupted occupation without raising the salt shaker ....- No comments. Actually, the waiters for dinner can only offer water (he just doesn’t understand anything else, you can say “coffee”, but they still bring water). God bless him with a restaurant, you can go to a bar to drink coffee, and do not take cocktails - water.


A separate song with a number where you can easily lay a sheet with stains or fold a towel with a “duck” after holding it under running water, which will cause a good damp spot on the bed. Do not look under the sheet (i. e.
on the mattress), one of the compatriots was simply dumbfounded when she saw a large bloody stain - what a dream. Speaking of furniture, TV and telephone - they are not there. For the first time I saw a table, bedside tables and a brick bed. The compressor that pumps cold into your (like all other) air conditioners periodically cuts down. And it’s very good if this happens before the electrician leaves, because he immediately pulls the switch and everything is fine, but if after 22 hours. - pipe, wait until tomorrow. At the same time, the reception staff is surprised and says that they don’t understand anything and can’t change your room because half of the hotel also doesn’t have air conditioners and they don’t know the reason (although this thing happens 2-3 times a day). If you managed to catch dinner time and the air conditioning is working at full capacity, believe me, this is not the time to rest yet. At 21 o'clock.
Animation starts (wildly stupid) with screaming French and Arabic music, so you will have to "have fun" until midnight. Alternatively, you can take ear plugs with you in case you get up early for a tour. Although the hotel is out of the way, there is one plus. After crossing the ditch, you can go to the BONPRIX store where you can buy the necessary products for half the price than at the hotel. But you don’t have to rely on the complacency of the police. A life story unfolding before our eyes. The resting Frenchman decided to capture his lady naked in the pool on video. It was at three o'clock in the morning and it would seem that no one cares, but no "envious woman in a veil" called the police. It's amazing how fast and where they came from, and how the French managed to get away, but for such tricks they can easily be imprisoned for five years.

And finally, about the beach. They are in Tunisia state and the hotel is assigned the place for which he is responsible.

For a sunbed you can be charged from 1.5 to 10 dinars, although in fact they cost 1 dinars! The cost of a sun lounger is 0.5 dinars. But this is not a fact, each hotel has its own conditions for providing beach accessories to vacationers, sometimes for free. For example, on the beach of Kilma, a deck chair is free, and a sunbed ..... well, depending on your awareness, from 2 to 10 dinars. The beach of the Kilma hotel is almost empty, all vacationers prefer to relax on others (and they do it right). From my own experience: on the beach of Kilma there is such a fussy waiter Kemal. On the first day, he greeted us cordially and led us straight to the beach in the process offering to drink "good" rosé wine, we respected his offer but refused. A day later, he offered to drink for three - for friendship)))), well, he persuaded me. Although we did not count on disinterestedness, but on some fraction of decency.
He carefully approached his glass as a full-fledged drinker, and in the final he took the full cost of 12 dinars from us (the same bottle in the bar is 11, that is, he also added a tip to himself). Even after we tried "Arab hospitality" and made it clear that this was not in our traditions, he was just as obsessive in his desire to get pleasure for free. Not to mention hints of sex…. . Well, if you still settled in Kilma, go to any beach, they are all open.

I sincerely hope that after my impartial comments you will never visit the Kilma hotel, if only because in Hammamet all the declared 3 * hotels are really twice as good as Kilma in terms of territory, food, pools, decoration, beaches and ....many others, if not ALL.
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