Отель на худенькую 4-ку. Hotel for a skinny 4-ku.

The hotel is already in need of a major overhaul. Water interruptions, plumbing is already tired. . . Balcony doors without handles and locks, curtains with holes from cigarettes, a strong smell of dampness in the closets. . . Air conditioning on the 2nd floor in room 2048 NEVER WORKED!
There are only 2 sockets in the room, while one of them is occupied by a TV. They clean the room even very little, they change towels every day (in fact, if you don’t show your old stains on it, you won’t wait for a replacement)... The gel also needs to be begged for, while cleaning the staff seems to forget about it... The hotel staff almost do not speak Russian. They all know ordinary Arabic and communicate fluently in it. The beach is not well maintained, garbage, plastic, excrement of horses and camels... This is normal for Tunisians. At the reception desk at the time of exchanging money, ALWAYS count them, they have such an entertaining thing: DO NOT GIVE IT UP!! ! If you don’t notice, no one will return, they noticed... you know, their money is in your hands. Arabs, in a word, albeit with French manners... Waiters, bartenders, cleaners, porters - EVERYONE expects coins from you (dinar) , but at the same time, the service does not rise to a new quality level. The maximum is an additional smile to their question "How are you? ". In the lobby bar there are only drinks, no snacks... If you are lucky, they will bring warmed peanuts with salt at your request. . . Usually they answer that it is over... They press! Red wine - a terrible sour, pink - a little sweeter, white - you can drink... Buha - disgusting moonshine 36%, tsedratin - sweet strong liquor. Vodka "Natasha" (local) is served terribly diluted . . they won't notice the type...
Hookah 5 dinars, it works for 10 minutes at most and that's it....zakyzyvay again! Guide Chernyak Alexander is something....Sheer pathos! He answers questions sleepily . . reluctantly . . they seem to be a favor (like he hasn’t belonged to the Russian nation for a long time. He constantly complains about the lack of time, he runs away into Eternity. work. . . I would like to say a special "THANK YOU" to the Biblio-Globus company for arranging entry to Tunisia. For entry, migration cards are required, which the entrant fills in English on his own... So! They were not given them on the plane... At the airport they weren't there. . . People with children, grandparents, pregnant wives rushing around the airport, and airport employees in Enfid know what they mean; Cards on the counter! But there are NO cards! years... And where is the Biblio-Globus? Unknown! Compatriots! When you give the customs officer a completed migration card, he will keep one part of it for himself, and give the other to you. at the airport pr and leaving the country... Departure - luggage is strictly weighed... if one suitcase per person, then the weight is not more than 20 kg, for an overweight of 10 Euro per 1 kg! If one suitcase is for two, then the weight of the suitcase is not more than 30 kg. . . Hand luggage is 7 kg per person. . . You can carry liquids on the plane in 100 ml containers in the amount of 1 liter (i. e.... 10 bottles of 100 ml) is for one person! Have a nice holiday!