Отель на максимум на 2*, а то и одну * лишнюю добавил Hotel for a maximum of 2 *, or even one extra * added

Hello.
I'll try to be brief and to the point:
Internet is paid.
Number:
The room is old. There is no bed there, there is a mattress on stone or concrete.
"Blanket", or rather, I called it that, so that you would understand what it is about, dirty and stained. I think it is not necessary to specify about their number and type. Blanket without duvet cover. those. a small sheet that had to be covered with his wife and then only a "blanket" on top.
Soap is small, hotel, for the entire stay.
Cleaning, more precisely the type of cleaning, was every day - only the bed was refueled, the towel was changed, the ashtray was cleaned (after 3 days the ashtray was removed altogether). The floors were not washed or washed but not everywhere. Watched for debris that was in the corners or along the wall in the room and toilet/bathroom.
The rug near the bed was not swept at all, not to mention the fact that it is time to knock it out or wash it. Those. it was cleaner outside than on the carpet.

There is a telly, but I did not use it.
Hairdryer or iron - NO in the room. Is there a hotel, is that a question?!
Dining room:
There are few places. I had to wait.
The tablecloth on the tables was almost never changed, if there were no malicious stains. Serving only upon opening, then self-service (fork, knife).
Their napkins are worth their weight in gold. There are no napkins on the table, which are usually taken out in a napkin holder or whatever it is called there.
Food - I will write so, below average, much.
Taste, choice, portion size (where the tourists came from), variety, number of dishes, etc. , leaves much to be desired. For the first time ever, I understood what a 1*-2* hotel is. It doesn't qualify for 4* stars.
The smell from almost all dishes is the same type. It was not possible to determine it. Opinions differed.
If you came on time, then the tourists, I am no exception, as the "locust" resorted and after 1-1.5 minutes, there was no meat.
Drinks were taken out only by the waiters. The wine was better than at the bar, although the waiters went to the bar for wine. Case : )
I think it’s not worth writing about redneck inclinations, everyone has seen how one redneck can pick up an average plate of meat, which is a quarter of the meat taken out for everyone and eat only small 2-3 pieces. the rest will just be taken away by the waiters.
Waiters - 2 out of 3-4 in the dining room, good. Regardless of whether you left a dinar or not.
BAR:
There was only 1 bar. The pool area didn't work. There is a bar on the beach for a fee.
Vodka, also known as booze, reminded me of the taste of childhood in the village, the Wormwood plant.
Whiskey, rum - everything is poured from one bottle. Not higher than 9 degrees. Most likely, some local liquor, or rather, chatter.
1-2 bartenders out of 4 are really good at their job. the rest...............

poured into broken glasses. Despite the fact that if it is just punctured, this is still normal, there were many of them, otherwise there were situations that the glasses were cracked from the very bottom to the top. Absolutely HORRIBLE!
Assortment of drinks:
Wine - red, rose, white;
Water is gas, not gas.
Vodka - boom.
Rum, Whiskey - the same thing, local cider.
Beer - if the glass is poorly washed, which was constantly, then........... it's not beer.
Cocktails - the ingredients are the same pseudo rum, whiskey, vodka + fillers and local juice, cola, sprite.
Local juice, cola, sprite.
Territory:
My personal opinion, as above, the territory is not bad enough.
The outdoor pool is good. Leaves are removed in the morning.
The indoor pool is awesome. I didn't like it, because the effect of a steam room on the territory of 2x3 meters of the entire room.
Tennis court is normal. The mesh/fence could have been made higher.
Animation:
Schedule for a long time. If you evaluate in general, then probably 4 or 4+ (out of 5).
If you take the evening animation, then it was twice and then, after 5 minutes, it left. Again, this for me 5 minutes was a lot to look at, some sat to completion.

Beach:
Not far to go, +/- 700 meters from the hotel.
The bar on the beach is paid.
The beach is the saddest / worst in relation to all other nearby beaches of other hotels.
Beds without mattresses. Camel poop is collected in two large piles right on the volleyball field. This is not counting the large number of poop on the remaining territory of the beach of this hotel, in addition to two piles on the volleyball field. There is nowhere to wash your feet after the beach. Not provided.
We walked and sunbathed on other beaches, other people's hotels, so everything is clean there and you can wash your feet from the sand.
If you are checking out and rented a room, then went to the sea to swim and returned to the hotel, you can be given a room (if you call it that) in which there will be a shower. They will not give you a towel, because. You are no one to them and no one to call you. Your problems how do you wipe yourself.
Guide Makram - thank you very much. Indeed one of the "rays of the sun" that dispelled the negative of this hotel.

Animator Malik - thank you.
2 bartenders and waiters I don't know their names, but thanks.
Hama, who was in the dining room in a jacket (the position is probably a pimple for the control of the dining room or another place), who he is there, I don’t know, I say hello in the same way. Let not be sad.