If you are not French, there is nothing for you to do there.

Written: 30 june 2016
Travel time: 16 — 26 june 2016
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Yesterday Thank you Lord returned from this ...hotel.
We have never had a better holiday!
Point by point (and only cons of course):
BEACH
- sunbeds are sorely lacking at 6 in the morning, who is faster, better at 5 (reserved by the pool for the French - this is a separate issue altogether ! ! )
- towels are stolen
- Camels and horses scurry along the beach in caravans like at rush hour, SHIT, and only after an obvious scandal did a "cleaner" with a rake appear (his function is to drip the rake into the same sand) who mostly slept in the shade. Children try to play in the sand and build castles and all the faeces are washed away by the waves!! ! !
- From time to time, there are fights between the guards and the drovers, during which the entire caravan of animals stands and relieves itself easily right there ! ! !
- beach bar free includes only lemonade, the rest for the money.

Parachutes at sea - there is a clear feeling that with the advent of the Russians, there was someone to experiment on and on whom to study. I myself saw how, during a run from the beach on a parachute, a couple was dragged along the sand for 20 meters. And from the balcony we managed to see a bewitching spectacle, it’s a pity that we didn’t have time to shoot, because we simply couldn’t believe in the reality of what was happening: for some reason, one parachute magician stubbornly improved in his skills and persistently rolled over the hotel, as a result, at first he almost planted two on a palm tree , then miraculously the cable did not wrap around the next palm tree, and in the end the riders had to run with their feet and push off from the roof of a two-story bar on the beach! ! ! All hesitant desire to ride was gone in an instant!
PEGASUS
At the airport, next to the buses of the travel agency, unknown people persistently snatch out suitcases that have already been brought up for "help", when all that remains is to put them in the trunk, and then demand 5 dinars!
For the first time I saw a representative (Sardor, I think his name was) who communicated with clients in such a tone! ! ! And with such infernal perseverance he sold excursions!
SWIMMING POOL
- my eldest daughter hurt her leg very deeply on a chipped tile, the blood could not be stopped for a long time. There is no first aid kit in the pool bar. After a showdown and a long search for someone to make a claim that our case is not the only one, the day before the girl badly injured her knee, and whether measures will be taken at all so that other children do not get injured in the future, the hotel representative agreed with me that yes this is a problem, yes a lot of chipped tiles and sharp corners, but this needs to be repaired and the entire pool drained, but we will inform the manager. But nothing was done before our departure.
WATERSLIDES
- children in the mini club - a very slippery floor and the children are constantly falling while climbing the stairs. And I warned the hotel representative about this.
Where are the mats so that the children do not slip? The reaction is the same as described above.
- there are no observers, so the children left by their parents crash into each other
- slides for older children. Our older three children, having rolled down once, said that the seams were very painful and strongly felt, and they no longer skated at all. Although my friends and I chose this hotel just because of the slides ((
CANteen (no other way)
- there are never enough plates, glasses, wine glasses, etc.!
- queues!
- no variety
- after the salad bar, cramps in the stomach began and we did not experiment anymore
- pancakes strictly two pieces per hand
- waffles in the morning! Actually a different story! ! !

After the undisguised rudeness and bullying of the waffle maker (waffles are strictly one cut into hands, and the fact that you have small children themselves can’t come up to anyone) the same representative of the hotel to my proposal: if everything is so complicated, write on my bracelet plus two children, said that you do not have the same all inclusive! But going up to the waffle maker, she received a long tirade from him. And from the next day the waffle iron was removed altogether! Great way out! ! ! )))
- children's table (! )) breakfast - it is not there, lunch and dinner are 5 trays of the same day after day: powdered mashed potatoes, pasta, strange tomato sauce (I never looked embarrassed), zucchini with spices and peppers - the child does not ate, chicken or ! Grilled no overcooked sausage! ! !
ATTITUDE TO RUSSIAN
The second grade after the French, although there are still no Czechs and Poles, etc.
Of course, I understand everything that we are, to put it mildly, disliked almost everywhere.
But I could not even imagine such a relationship! They killed the reserved tables with a bucket of ice and wine and cutlery for the French, while the Russians ran around begging for wine in glasses (if available)
or bribed the waiters, who later, with the influx of Russians, began to refuse, referring to the evil mythical chef, but at the same time, the tables for the French did not disappear.
At the end of our stay, I caught such a picture - there were no croissants and pastries in the morning, but when the French approached, they took out a baking sheet for them almost from the underground and put them back to the next colonizers!
We shared our impressions with many Russians during long queues - to put it mildly, everyone is shocked, as soon as the service staff understands that the Russians turn up their faces (I don’t know how to put it mildly! ), if you want appliances - go there, take it somewhere, we are tired, we are hot - and this happened!
Meanwhile, the tables of the colonialists are still right there, almost with lit candles!
ANIMATION
Animation for the French is separate with a table of cocktails.

When it was very cold in the evening, Russian animation (by the way, conducted in French, despite the cries of Russians that we don’t understand anything, speak Russian, they didn’t give any result) took place in an open area, including a mini disco for children. To my surprise, why not in a closed hall or amphitheater, where the walls close the playground from the wind, it turned out that this is a place for the French (! ) and it’s not a sin for us to hold a foam party by the pool in such a cold!
Show a la Comedy Club - pakhabshchina, despite the large presence of children! (Sketch - one animator climbs into another cycling shorts and pretends to wash the genitals and then the first one gets up sorry with cancer, and the second mop with a wound towel cleans the anus with a running start!
Sorry again, but there is no other way to describe these attempts to entertain the Russians. Or is it the only thing in their minds that we can laugh at...Like people hawala? ! ).
The show of Russia in the Globe killed even our children - under Verka Serduchka (! ), they portrayed ugly wallowing Russians with hysterical wives, mercilessly beating drunken men! A low bow and special thanks for this, we didn’t go to the show anymore.
DISEASES
All children have diarrhea, which is not surprising with such a kitchen, a wild cough, ears, etc.
After the pool, we got such a merciless virus that we didn’t even know how to return back with an unreduced temperature!
And then I called a doctor through a representative of Pegasus (a deductible of $ 30), giving the room number, my last name and first name and the sick child, the dates of arrival and departure (and this was on the eve of departure, which, as I understand it, played a decisive role), by phone on a broken line In Russian, they told me that prepare the money and wait in the room in 30-40 minutes. After asking the representative if all the doctors were Russian-speaking, I received a vague answer in different ways ...And now guess how long it took for the Tunisian Aibolit to come to us? Don't worry, he didn't come at all! But I no longer needed anything from them, there was only a desperate desire to return to my homeland! And to my fleetingly thrown question the next day - where is the doctor? Got an answer - he was looking for you, but you called the wrong room number. I'm sorry, even if for a second we assume that this is so, is it not fate at the reception to clarify by full name? !
TOWELS

tattered yellow-gray, which I can only guess from the beginning, a very long time ago they were white, which I haven’t seen among the French)
THE INTERNET
at the reception is free, but with an abundance of people around, well, sooooo slow, so for the whole time maybe luck smiled twice.

I am a very positive person and at first I closed my eyes to everything with all my might and found pluses where there were none, so as not to completely spoil the mood, because we were on a long-awaited vacation.
I honestly looked for where is our frightening whole world Tagil for which it would be a shame? I really didn't see him. That's what I saw with my own eyes, so it's pissed off young French women heart-rendingly screaming and raging at the whole hotel, and the next day, closer to dinner, crawling out with blurry mascara under their eyes!
Of course, I understand everything, the genetic memory of the locals suggests servility to the historical colonialists, but there is a LIMIT to everything!
If luck suddenly smiled at you and, by a lucky coincidence for you, Russian tourists flooded into you in such volumes, so rejoice and take it as a gift of fate! ! ! And if you are not able to cope, then do not strain yourself and do not take on an unbearable burden ! ! !
And the children and I are now going to the doctors, after a "wonderful vacation. " Draw your own conclusions, gentlemen, and we won't go there again! ! !
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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