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Just returned from Phuket....oh, the fairy tale is over. Or maybe it didn’t end - let it be better to have an advertising break : ). You MUST go back there, and maybe more than once.
Ok, let's leave the lyrics. I'll try objectively and in order about the hotel. So:
We got on the bus at the airport and drove off. ABSOLUTE SEA PEARL was the last in the route of landing tourists, so it was possible to compare the location of other hotels and ours. 01:00 in favor of ABSOLUTE SEA PEARL. One of the stops was generally striking: the sea is not visible in principle (it was about a kilometer before it), there is a chic construction site / garbage nearby (at the zero stage of construction). Looking at the people leaving the bus, I wanted to cry, slap them on the shoulder and say words of consolation... Looking out the window, my friend pressed herself into the seat and, in my opinion, held her breath - "Sasha, we won't be like this ?! ". It shouldn't be, Sasha answered, but doubt crept in. Surely these poor fellows also somehow chose the hotel.
Let's go further. Here we are on the coast - the sea, umbrellas, sand. The beauty! In one of the most picturesque places with a large sail on the shore, I hear a whisper (similar to a prayer) of a friend: "If only we would stop here... ". And then the bus really slows down - we are on the spot. Prayer worked (take note). To celebrate, the ticket is forgotten on the bus - not to trifles : ).
So, we go to the hotel, we approach the reception. We leave $100 for a deposit, 3rd floor, we go into the room. MOM DEAR!! ! From the window at a distance of several meters, the wall of another hotel looks at us, and below there is a construction site. FAK!! ! After 30 seconds, I'm at the reception: you can't go like that, my dears, let's say, sea view, another room, whatever, but not THIS. A couple of minutes later there is a free deluxe sea view. Surcharge 1000batt (about 800r) per day. No problem, we'll take it. As a result, after 2 days we are in a new room. Puppy delight - a huge room with a balcony, large TV, shower cubicle and bath. And most importantly - a super view of the sea, palm trees, pool and beach. Floor to ceiling windows. Everything, life was a success "and only joy lies ahead. "
In general, this sentimental story could have ended there, because then everything really went like clockwork (and you can’t spoil porridge with butter, for some reason Ippolit Matveyevich’s head was spinning ((c) 12 chairs)). There were elephants, and islands and other beaches, as well as numerous restaurants, snorkelling, sky passes and red light streets. But that's a completely different story. . .
p. s. and do not try to take tours at the hotel, but this is so, I hope you understand : )
good luck!
Ok, let's leave the lyrics. I'll try objectively and in order about the hotel. So:
We got on the bus at the airport and drove off. ABSOLUTE SEA PEARL was the last in the route of landing tourists, so it was possible to compare the location of other hotels and ours. 01:00 in favor of ABSOLUTE SEA PEARL. One of the stops was generally striking: the sea is not visible in principle (it was about a kilometer before it), there is a chic construction site / garbage nearby (at the zero stage of construction). Looking at the people leaving the bus, I wanted to cry, slap them on the shoulder and say words of consolation... Looking out the window, my friend pressed herself into the seat and, in my opinion, held her breath - "Sasha, we won't be like this ?! ". It shouldn't be, Sasha answered, but doubt crept in. Surely these poor fellows also somehow chose the hotel.
Let's go further. Here we are on the coast - the sea, umbrellas, sand. The beauty! In one of the most picturesque places with a large sail on the shore, I hear a whisper (similar to a prayer) of a friend: "If only we would stop here... ". And then the bus really slows down - we are on the spot. Prayer worked (take note). To celebrate, the ticket is forgotten on the bus - not to trifles : ).
So, we go to the hotel, we approach the reception. We leave $100 for a deposit, 3rd floor, we go into the room. MOM DEAR!! ! From the window at a distance of several meters, the wall of another hotel looks at us, and below there is a construction site. FAK!! ! After 30 seconds, I'm at the reception: you can't go like that, my dears, let's say, sea view, another room, whatever, but not THIS. A couple of minutes later there is a free deluxe sea view. Surcharge 1000batt (about 800r) per day. No problem, we'll take it. As a result, after 2 days we are in a new room. Puppy delight - a huge room with a balcony, large TV, shower cubicle and bath. And most importantly - a super view of the sea, palm trees, pool and beach. Floor to ceiling windows. Everything, life was a success "and only joy lies ahead. "
In general, this sentimental story could have ended there, because then everything really went like clockwork (and you can’t spoil porridge with butter, for some reason Ippolit Matveyevich’s head was spinning ((c) 12 chairs)). There were elephants, and islands and other beaches, as well as numerous restaurants, snorkelling, sky passes and red light streets. But that's a completely different story. . .
p. s. and do not try to take tours at the hotel, but this is so, I hope you understand : )
good luck!
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