Мое свадебное путешествие My honeymoon trip

People!! ! Who writes such positive reviews, I can not believe my eyes !! ! The hotel is HORRIBLE!! ! We are also not the first time in Thailand, and we also have something to compare with. They write the hotel is in the center - not true! The hotel is located in JO. . . Almost on the 3rd street!! ! It is far from the shopping centers, and from the whole party in general at the other end, a very inconvenient location, you constantly have to go by tuk-tuk to get somewhere. Now about the hotel itself. We had regular rooms (superiors). We went with five of us, 3 rooms were booked, two couples and a separate guy.
The rooms have very old furniture, bed linen was 2 times stained and divorced, towels are grey-washed. In the shower cabin (this is the corner that is reserved for it, separated from the toilet by a glass door that does not keep water inside the place where you take a shower), if you take a shower, then the water spills throughout the toilet room, and does not go into the holes in the floor for a long time, it was like this in all 3 rooms, so I can assume that it is like that in the whole hotel.
Further, the walls are simply whitewashed with yellowed lime, they don’t even have wallpaper on them, the repairs were apparently done a very long time ago. Our friend, who lived alone in the room, woke up one night from the fact that someone started to bite him, got up and turned on the light - the whole bed was covered in small parasites (not a pleasant feeling !!! ), called the staff, the pastel was quickly replaced, well this is half the trouble. On one of the days that we were there, 200 dollars were stolen from our friends from the safe (it was 400, they took exactly half)!! ! We called the guide, to which he replied that we ourselves are to blame, that we must constantly carry all the money with us even to the pool, so that we calm down, that we still can’t prove anything. While we were resting, we met many guests at this hotel, one couple said that initially, upon arrival, their guide warned them that the hotel was not very decent, that they constantly steal here, they decided to check whether this was so and put $ 150 in three bills in the safe, they wanted to see how much they will take, BUT THE HAND OF THE THAI IS APPEARINGLY DID NOT FALSE, they took everything !! ! Another couple said that money was also stolen from them, such people were almost half the hotel during the two weeks of our vacation. People!! ! If you still go to this hotel, then keep all the money on the card or carry it with you, even a suitcase with a combination lock will not save, the Thais cut it with a knife, there were such cases there.

This is not all, our friends bought themselves a drum (like an African drum), which was not cheap at all, it was also stolen from their room, and the Thais also liked a very beautiful bag made of coconut, which was full of key chains and magnets.
And yet, dear tourists, when you leave the hotel, be in the room during the inspection!!!
We rather grabbed our suitcases and ran to give the keys to the reception, the room was examined without us, we were returned from the bus, and asked to pay for the missing teaspoon (170 baht), and the day before I put everything in a conspicuous place, in general, a trifle, but very UNPLEASANT !!!
This is how my honeymoon went : )
Have a nice holiday!! !