Три отеля. Three hotels.

I want to write about 3 hotels that are in the neighborhood: "Ravindra", "Botani" and "Dorshada".
Hotel "Ravindra" is very wonderful! Cleanliness, order, you won’t find fault with anything, Everything is new, the rooms are bright, not tired of visitors, the territory is very well-groomed and beautiful, the pool, which is closer to the beach, smoothly, visually passes into the bay and when you lie down, near the pool, the view opens to the sea, very beautiful. Palm trees of incredible beauty were planted on the beach, and under each there was a sunbed. Near the neighboring hotels, on the beaches, there is not a single palm tree and it is dirty, the sunbeds in the "Ravindra" are wooden, new, the neighboring ones are plastic and old. We met families from neighboring hotels and specially went around these two neighboring hotels "Botani" and the famous "Dorshada" - in which the film "Love in the Big City" with Kirkorov was filmed, we were initially recommended it. But we immediately realized that we made the right choice (I’ll find the time to post a photo of all three hotels, I photographed for a review). If we evaluate hotels, I would unambiguously rate them as follows: "Botani" -3 *, "Dorshada" -4 *, "Ravindra" -5 *. In Botany, everything is second-hand, 1 swimming pool, and when I looked into the bungalow, I was a little horrified, I would cry if I got there, it’s very dumb. The territory is small. But for the price it is also cheaper, and if the funds do not allow you to take better, then take a room in the main building, but not a bungalow. In "Dorshad" both rooms and pools and the hotel itself are also older, a little "shabby", but a very beautiful lobby. Very. Breakfasts at the hotel are also good, in the morning they give soups to which you add what you like, and rice bread just drove me off all diets. The hotel is very calm, there is no noise and a state of complete relaxation is guaranteed for you, if you are looking for fun, then I will recommend choosing hotels in the center, and we went by tuk-tuk in the evening, 10-15 minutes and not expensive. Don’t worry about the rainy season either, we were told that it was the rainy season, but there was not a single rain, and on the excursion not the Kwai River, we met the guide, Denis Shcherbakov - many thanks to him for the chic stories and good times and greetings from Ukraine, he said that this is the most great season in thailand. There are few tourists, no heat and no rain either. Well, in short, I wrote everything, although I wanted to say a lot more.
Personally, Asia shocked me every day, opposite sensations mixed up every day, a lot of emotions, both positive, and a spoonful of negativity and shock were every day, I walked with my eyes wide open and every day something shocked again and again. And I flew home in a state of incomprehensible euphoria, when all my friends asked if we liked it, my husband and daughter said yes, of course, and I spoke honestly, which shocked me more and more, but now I understand that I liked it, a lot of adrenaline in 14 days: They drank blood snakes, and then snake soup (this is not the first time for my husband and daughter, the first time I was in Bali and they forced me for the first time, despite the fact that I am a vegetarian)! They fed the crocodiles, then ate their meat!! ! We watched the show when a guy first puts his hand into the stomach of a crocodile, then his head into the mouth!! ! and when the crocodile slams this mouth, the sound is terrifying! They played football with elephants (the show is listed in the Guinness book). We went to the river Kwai, the houses on the water are just new, nocturnal, sensations, the noise of a mountain river and lizards run along the walls, but we are already used to them. Show "Tiffany" - where only transvestites take part, very beautiful! Not to be confused with x-show. Well !!! ! Of course X-show!! ! I was struck not by beauty, but by these sensations, I could not give a definition to them. And they were amazed not only by those who performed, but also by the audience, in all likelihood, the Chinese, who had the action itself, the act itself, in their hands (we were also sitting in the front row, I was very afraid that they would fall on us, and the Chinese would tear us apart to pieces), they grabbed the "speakers" taking part in the act - I will call them that, by the genitals and tore to pieces !! ! My husband was laughing, he says this show is a show of sex-hungry Chinese, but it wasn’t funny at all to me. We drove home in silence, digested everything we saw and believe me, this show has nothing to do with sex, it hooks on other feelings.