- Hotel on the beach, first coastline, green. 3 swimming pools - 2 of them for children. there are no more pluses, it doesn’t smell like a gardener: dried palm branches and overgrowths on “green fences”, etc. - unfortunate location regarding infrastructure: there is nothing nearby, the whole promenade on the beach in the morning, afternoon, evening, it takes 5 minutes to go to Saladan.
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- Hotel on the beach, first coastline, green. 3 swimming pools - 2 of them for children. there are no more pluses, it doesn’t smell like a gardener: dried palm branches and overgrowths on “green fences”, etc.
- unfortunate location regarding infrastructure: there is nothing nearby, the whole promenade on the beach in the morning, afternoon, evening, it takes 5 minutes to go to Saladan. and 100 baht for two.
- hotel guests are pensioners from France, Italy, Sweden, Finland, there are outright freaks of old age.
- the hotel is old, abandoned, falling apart before our eyes! the recent "renovation" was to paint the bungalow, even the staff is ashamed of this wretchedness. The paint falls off and parts of the roof sag, there is no putty under the paint, paint cans, beer and acetone bottles, brushes, garbage are lying under the bungalow (no need to look, everything is visible from the tracks).
- at breakfast in the restaurant, part of the roof, along with the lamp, collapsed on chewing people - no one was hurt (they managed to jump back), the manager (the breakfast coupon acceptor, he is also a security guard, he is also the one who sees off to the bungalow) pretended that nothing had happened, patched up in during the day, and on the following days, no one sat under this part of the roof, except for newcomers. Vacationers discussed this topic for three days, they heard it from all corners: the restaurant, the beach, the pool.
- a very poor breakfast with a small selection of dishes, there is a queue for an omelet. In the hotel restaurant, prices are 2-2.5 times higher than in neighboring cafes, at my request to fry fish in salt, they were surprised and refused, saying that only on the menu (with sauces). What's the problem?
- there are no sun loungers and umbrellas on the beach (only by the pool in a very small amount), those who wish to sunbathe by the sea on the sand on towels from the room.
- monitor lizards roam the hotel in a businesslike way, snakes crawl (! ), cm 30, basking in the sun: they showed a bellboy, he jumped into the bushes - we thought he was scared, but he jumped out with a stick and let's swing at it, she crawled away, and which bungalow is unclear; a cloud of wasps (! At the entrance to the bungalow). The gardener as a position is absent - everything is overgrown.
- 3 (THREE) times for a 10-day stay changed the bungalow!!!
NEVER take Standard! we got bungalow No. 416. at a late check-in (07:00 r. m. ) it turned out that the sink was not working in the room (the drain was clogged), the water in the shower overflowed and flooded the entire floor in the bathroom, towels were not reported, hair dryer there is nowhere (I had to buy it), there are no batteries in the TV and air conditioner remote control as such, the fan does not work, the refrigerator makes noise like a plane taking off, we woke up from fright at night.
The next day after breakfast, we change the bungalow to Superior with a surcharge. the girl Trixi from the reception (with whom, by the way, we had a nice and kind correspondence before booking the hotel and who praised the hotel for us for a long time and colorfully) gives bungalow No. surcharge for a new number (when reminded, she grimaced, but printed it out). NEVER stay in Bungalow #616! it's a demon number! located in the last row by a broken fence, then only an overgrown forest, where the hell knows who comes at night. 3 nights we couldn’t sleep, someone jumps on the roof and falls to the ground with squeals, claws scratch the skin of the house from the outside, the floorboards creak on the collapsed veranda (who walks there at night? ), someone rummages through the bags in the wardrobe and rustles packets, the front door is skewed - the light falls through the cracks and the air conditioner is still not working, the water on the floor in the bathroom and the lack of a full set of towels and the constant feeling that someone else is in the room besides us (and at night he also snores - I woke up from snoring! ). IT WAS REALLY TERRIBLE!!!!
only when we left this bungalow did we find that the veranda and the table were dripped with a candle (!!! ) - they (the owners) really drove demons out of there !!!! ! not a romantic, they arranged it there! (although at first we thought about it).
When exchanging Superior for Deluxe ((they only had Deluxe left) at no extra charge and with a scandal on my part), the manager was called, who kindly said that he knows everything, it's okay, there is a cat walking on the roof (?! ). The devil knows what I'm talking about and the girl Trixi from the reception knew it and settled there anyway (Superior from Deluxe is no different)
By the way, Russians were settled in the sixth row - this is according to observations for 10 days (they brought packets from Phuket for 2 nights), but they drank all day and all night, i. e. booed and yelled. Before our check-in and during our stay there, pensioners moved out from the neighboring four bungalows of our row the next day after check-in, moving to other bungalows; we still wondered why? After moving into the third bungalow, a couple of pennies asked us: “Did you also hear THIS? ” - we all understood what it was about.
Leaving the hotel, handing over the keys, Trixi, seeing us, disappeared from the reception, afraid of courtesies from me for spoiling the rest.
-during the whole vacation we watched many times how many guests went to see the vacated bungalows in the hope of changing with a surcharge, a scandal due to a broken heater, that is, the lack of hot water. On the other side of the reception, near the bungalows and they smelled like sewage, because on that side a stinky river flows near the hotel. Heard often and about a lot, because. WI-FI catches only at the reception and near the restaurant, in the evenings everyone sits at the reception.
- the Thai owners, having arrived in a Porsche, stuck in the hotel for a week, checking the documentation, it is strange that they did not settle in bungalow No. 616 for adrenaline
- the hotel should be completely demolished and a new resort rebuilt. then there will be no price.
- about. Lanta only for relaxation. full of entertainment... oops.
- unfortunate location regarding infrastructure: there is nothing nearby, the whole promenade on the beach in the morning, afternoon, evening, it takes 5 minutes to go to Saladan. and 100 baht for two.
- hotel guests are pensioners from France, Italy, Sweden, Finland, there are outright freaks of old age.
- the hotel is old, abandoned, falling apart before our eyes! the recent "renovation" was to paint the bungalow, even the staff is ashamed of this wretchedness. The paint falls off and parts of the roof sag, there is no putty under the paint, paint cans, beer and acetone bottles, brushes, garbage are lying under the bungalow (no need to look, everything is visible from the tracks).
- at breakfast in the restaurant, part of the roof, along with the lamp, collapsed on chewing people - no one was hurt (they managed to jump back), the manager (the breakfast coupon acceptor, he is also a security guard, he is also the one who sees off to the bungalow) pretended that nothing had happened, patched up in during the day, and on the following days, no one sat under this part of the roof, except for newcomers. Vacationers discussed this topic for three days, they heard it from all corners: the restaurant, the beach, the pool.
- a very poor breakfast with a small selection of dishes, there is a queue for an omelet. In the hotel restaurant, prices are 2-2.5 times higher than in neighboring cafes, at my request to fry fish in salt, they were surprised and refused, saying that only on the menu (with sauces). What's the problem?
- there are no sun loungers and umbrellas on the beach (only by the pool in a very small amount), those who wish to sunbathe by the sea on the sand on towels from the room.
- monitor lizards roam the hotel in a businesslike way, snakes crawl (! ), cm 30, basking in the sun: they showed a bellboy, he jumped into the bushes - we thought he was scared, but he jumped out with a stick and let's swing at it, she crawled away, and which bungalow is unclear; a cloud of wasps (! At the entrance to the bungalow). The gardener as a position is absent - everything is overgrown.
- 3 (THREE) times for a 10-day stay changed the bungalow!!!
NEVER take Standard! we got bungalow No. 416. at a late check-in (07:00 r. m. ) it turned out that the sink was not working in the room (the drain was clogged), the water in the shower overflowed and flooded the entire floor in the bathroom, towels were not reported, hair dryer there is nowhere (I had to buy it), there are no batteries in the TV and air conditioner remote control as such, the fan does not work, the refrigerator makes noise like a plane taking off, we woke up from fright at night.
The next day after breakfast, we change the bungalow to Superior with a surcharge. the girl Trixi from the reception (with whom, by the way, we had a nice and kind correspondence before booking the hotel and who praised the hotel for us for a long time and colorfully) gives bungalow No. surcharge for a new number (when reminded, she grimaced, but printed it out). NEVER stay in Bungalow #616! it's a demon number! located in the last row by a broken fence, then only an overgrown forest, where the hell knows who comes at night. 3 nights we couldn’t sleep, someone jumps on the roof and falls to the ground with squeals, claws scratch the skin of the house from the outside, the floorboards creak on the collapsed veranda (who walks there at night? ), someone rummages through the bags in the wardrobe and rustles packets, the front door is skewed - the light falls through the cracks and the air conditioner is still not working, the water on the floor in the bathroom and the lack of a full set of towels and the constant feeling that someone else is in the room besides us (and at night he also snores - I woke up from snoring! ). IT WAS REALLY TERRIBLE!!!!
only when we left this bungalow did we find that the veranda and the table were dripped with a candle (!!! ) - they (the owners) really drove demons out of there !!!! ! not a romantic, they arranged it there! (although at first we thought about it).
When exchanging Superior for Deluxe ((they only had Deluxe left) at no extra charge and with a scandal on my part), the manager was called, who kindly said that he knows everything, it's okay, there is a cat walking on the roof (?! ). The devil knows what I'm talking about and the girl Trixi from the reception knew it and settled there anyway (Superior from Deluxe is no different)
By the way, Russians were settled in the sixth row - this is according to observations for 10 days (they brought packets from Phuket for 2 nights), but they drank all day and all night, i. e. booed and yelled. Before our check-in and during our stay there, pensioners moved out from the neighboring four bungalows of our row the next day after check-in, moving to other bungalows; we still wondered why? After moving into the third bungalow, a couple of pennies asked us: “Did you also hear THIS? ” - we all understood what it was about.
Leaving the hotel, handing over the keys, Trixi, seeing us, disappeared from the reception, afraid of courtesies from me for spoiling the rest.
-during the whole vacation we watched many times how many guests went to see the vacated bungalows in the hope of changing with a surcharge, a scandal due to a broken heater, that is, the lack of hot water. On the other side of the reception, near the bungalows and they smelled like sewage, because on that side a stinky river flows near the hotel. Heard often and about a lot, because. WI-FI catches only at the reception and near the restaurant, in the evenings everyone sits at the reception.
- the Thai owners, having arrived in a Porsche, stuck in the hotel for a week, checking the documentation, it is strange that they did not settle in bungalow No. 616 for adrenaline
- the hotel should be completely demolished and a new resort rebuilt. then there will be no price.
- about. Lanta only for relaxation. full of entertainment... oops.
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