обман и гадюшник deceit and swindle

The idea to go to Adler in September 2013 was purposeful for visiting excursions to the “super facilities” built for the Winter Olympics. We left by train in advance by agreeing with the hostess of the "GUEST HOUSE" "AT ANNA" in the center on Vzletnaya St. , 30, whose address and telephone number were found via the Internet. The price for an economy class room was announced at 500 rubles for two.
And in a day we are already driving along the Black Sea coast. The beaches from the train window in the Tuapse region are all filthy with rotten wood and various garbage carried out by the storm, and our brainless compatriots who have spent unimaginable money on the road are trying to swim in this shit - usually equal to a monthly salary. (Travel on Russian Railways has risen in price by a third in 2013). We are going closer and closer to the cherished and famous resorts of Lazarevskoye and LOO - the beaches are cleaner, but rocky and very narrow on them interspersed with bare-assed, ugly physique and appearance nudists, respectable citizens and their small children bathe, apparently accustomed to this manic pseudo-narcissism.
Arriving in Adler, they got off the train onto an unfinished narrow platform platform with no normal exit to the city and dragged their miraculous Chinese suitcase over heaps of gravel and construction debris towards the minibus stop in the center, pushing apart the annoying taxi drivers from the tribe of shaggy obizers who recently descended from the mountains with their elbows.

Having reached the PAZ through terrible traffic jams, a distance of 2 km from the station in an unreasonable period of time of 50 minutes, we crawled to the “Guest House” praised by the hostess for another 15 minutes. Instead of a guest house, an ordinary private dilapidated house built from the times of the USSR with attached and built-on compartments for stupid cattle from central Russia appeared.
Instead of the absent hostess, we were warmly greeted by her handful of black-Armenian relatives and guest workers. They took us to a room without a single outlet, which was so badly needed by the dead cell phones. Repairs in this thoroughly damp room have not been made apparently since the beginning of the 90s, with the condition: "Russian pigs and shit are stylish. " Tired from the road, we were already ready to sit on the sofa on the street, just to stop crawling along Adler, which had been killed by the construction site. And without deep logic, it became clear that the entire Olympics and the Great Construction were just a sham to divert budgetary funds into the pockets of the Jewish Masons. Therefore, the construction was not completed on time and everyone, as always, in shit, will hold this event and be disgraced. And then everything that was built will be plundered by wild, evil and deceived by Moscow Jews gastrabeiters, and possibly everything will be blown to hell after the Olympics.
We drove only for a week and the sea, polluted by the canal, was of interest to us only as an integral application, especially since the beaches for more than a hundred years of existence of the resort, neither the stupid king, nor the communists, and even more so the local builders chureks, were not put in order before the Olympics, namely the infrastructure the beach was wild and dilapidated. Stones, fittings from piers and a stinky, muddy sea with a shithole. We bathed only a few times and then immediately washed ourselves in the Armenian shower.
In order to find decent food in this town, disfigured by construction and cultureless mountain people, I had to climb around a dozen private cafes jacking up unimaginable prices for a couple of spoons of garnish on combined fat and a piece of cutlet on bread.

We went to Krasnaya Polyana, where heaps of migrant workers are trying to complete something for the rest of the funds from the budget of the Russian Federation, which sick children and the elderly in the center of Russia would most need. The whole valley of this type of Polyana is covered in dust and stench from construction - and this is the end of September. Nothing has been completed, the primary stage is only 60% completed, the Dzhamshuts themselves say that we will not have time for anything and everything will be covered with a camouflage net before the meeting of the athletes. And the guests will be accommodated in hotels in Adler itself. And they will carry them to the mountains on a stupidly slow train.
In a word, as Adler was a garbage dump 30 years ago, it has remained so. The Russians have been kicked out, the Caucasian mafia reigns, stupid Russian partridges show their asses to gorillas in thongs and macaques gladly paw them at the sour glances of northern unfortunate tourists.
I am surprised by the illogicality of the actions of our stupid girls, in their Russian towns they are capricious for weeks to agree to have sex with a strong and rich fellow, and in the south they spread their toad thighs in front of the first woolen unshaven syphosis-speedy beggar mountain creature. There was no need then to fight the devils in general for two hundred years in a row, protecting the homeland from filth, since there was no one to defend.
But let's get back to the shabby Armenian inn "At Anna's". Although the price is inexpensive, lying on the Internet and on the phone is already a cant. On the day of the final payment, this miraculous hostess threw another 100 rubles a day for accommodation for no apparent reason. Proceedings did not help, the Caucasian liar convinced of the agreement over the phone in the amount of 600 rubles . . They paid her extra as she asked for her stinking garbage dump, God exists and the Internet will judge. All the same, Caucasians can't even live without Ivanov, they themselves will cut each other like old times. Give them the whole Caucasus and forget for a couple of decades, they themselves will resort to the Moskal "kings", after healthy Turks, together with the Wahhabis of Grozny and Baku, begin a bloody slaughter for loot and territory.
In a word, my dear citizens, I do not advise in any way this miracle dump called Adler, save up some money and go to Bulgaria or to the poor Greeks, and in extreme financial need, Anapa or Crimea.