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Sunny Hotel
(Soviet, 91)
HURRY TO SEE!
Everything here is “unusual” and “surprising”! At the entrance you are offered to take off your shoes (“We are very clean! ”), And the hotel, for a second, is 3-storey. A pack of Persian cats basks on the kitchen tables in the dining room ("We love animals, don't they, they're cute! ")
You are kindly invited to view the rooms, even those already occupied, though in the absence of vacationers, (“We have the opportunity to enter any room, at any moment, this is our property”).
If suddenly you want to use the pool - please, this is the most interesting thing in this "attraction". The owners quietly open the tap, you splash without suspecting a dirty trick, and then they say to you, “We, of course, wildly apologize, but YOU opened the tap, it took 2m3 and the garage flooded us... it costs 700 rubles, but for God's sake, we are by no means we do not want to get rich at your expense, we are very wealthy people, we have shops and apartments all over Russia... You must understand that you have caused damage to our hotel.
Be prepared also for the fact that if you try to justify yourself, you will get a straight slap in the face and even in a fit of rage they will start “showering” you with money, trying to get them into your underpants. And in the next seizure, the hostess, the cycloid woman, can lock you in the room with a key.
This is not an invention of a sick brain, we really experienced all this and much more on ourselves, in just 1 day. It is a pity that among us (and there were 6 children and 15 adults) there was no practicing psychiatrist. The tantrums of the hostess Svetlana Anatolyevna (who has big claims for the hotel business) replaced one another and we decided - do we need it ? ! (sorry, for our money).
Well, and so for the information of applicants for a vacation in the "madhouse - the Sunny Hotel" - (although what the hell is the hotel like) it’s a 40-minute walk to the sea, and not 5-15, as indicated on the website azur. ru/
Sincerely, The Lost Group.
(Soviet, 91)
HURRY TO SEE!
Everything here is “unusual” and “surprising”! At the entrance you are offered to take off your shoes (“We are very clean! ”), And the hotel, for a second, is 3-storey. A pack of Persian cats basks on the kitchen tables in the dining room ("We love animals, don't they, they're cute! ")
You are kindly invited to view the rooms, even those already occupied, though in the absence of vacationers, (“We have the opportunity to enter any room, at any moment, this is our property”).
If suddenly you want to use the pool - please, this is the most interesting thing in this "attraction". The owners quietly open the tap, you splash without suspecting a dirty trick, and then they say to you, “We, of course, wildly apologize, but YOU opened the tap, it took 2m3 and the garage flooded us... it costs 700 rubles, but for God's sake, we are by no means we do not want to get rich at your expense, we are very wealthy people, we have shops and apartments all over Russia... You must understand that you have caused damage to our hotel.
Be prepared also for the fact that if you try to justify yourself, you will get a straight slap in the face and even in a fit of rage they will start “showering” you with money, trying to get them into your underpants. And in the next seizure, the hostess, the cycloid woman, can lock you in the room with a key.
This is not an invention of a sick brain, we really experienced all this and much more on ourselves, in just 1 day. It is a pity that among us (and there were 6 children and 15 adults) there was no practicing psychiatrist. The tantrums of the hostess Svetlana Anatolyevna (who has big claims for the hotel business) replaced one another and we decided - do we need it ? ! (sorry, for our money).
Well, and so for the information of applicants for a vacation in the "madhouse - the Sunny Hotel" - (although what the hell is the hotel like) it’s a 40-minute walk to the sea, and not 5-15, as indicated on the website azur. ru/
Sincerely, The Lost Group.
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