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I never write reviews! I didn't even understand the people who did it! It seemed to me that it was from idleness or boredom that they composed memoirs about their vacation! But!!!!!
Never say never !!!
So !!!
Let's start our journey to Hell!
If suddenly you decide to spend your holidays in the industrial zone, then you definitely come here! You will hardly find a more terrible hotel with a disgusting view and a complete degeneration of flora and fauna! You won’t get a single positive emotion here, even if you completely abstract, go into deep meditation, and even the state of nirvana will not save you, as soon as you realize yourself here and now!
The only thing that can, as in my case, decorate and save the situation, this is only a wonderful wonderful feeling, LOVE! Here, I directly felt that with my beloved, paradise and in a hut !!! ))) Only it would be better if it were a hut on a desert island with marvelous, virgin nature and greenery, and not with a view of yellow withered and half-cut down palm trees!
This is a terrible island and the most terrible hotel ever!! ! The absolute lack of beauty, the hand of the designer did not even touch the project of this, I don’t even know what better to call it, a collection of chaotic buildings!
The complete absence of everything that can please your eye, including nature, which is not here at all, which is very difficult to imagine in the Maldives! Wretched, yellow, dried up so-called vegetation, reminiscent of a garbage dump area with radioactive waste! And this is Paradise Island as people write in the comments?????
My brain is exploding!!!
Where do the people who wrote this live? In hell ??? ? So it's here!!!!
Starting from empty pots in the dining room, food is like in a war, it is given strictly in portions, so that you don’t put extra crumbs, paper napkins, this is generally a great luxury, they give out one per hand, the absence of face and foot towels in the rooms is considered the norm here, not to mention the bathrobes, here they have not even heard of them !!!
The staff belongs to the category of animals, which are called sloths in nature !! ! They do everything only "under the stick" ROOMS THIS IS PURE HOSTELS, BIRDHOUSES OR HOUSEHOLDS FOR THE HOUSEHOLDS OR THE POOR!!!
Taras Grigoryevich Shevchenko's hut-hut is a masterpiece of design art compared to rooms and bungalows on "this marvelous" island !!! ! Anyone else who wants to buy a bungalow with a sea view here and retire, forget this will not happen here! On 1 meter of land, there is a door to a door, a window to a window 5-7 bungalows! This is very suitable for people for group sex, so they just like to watch, looking out the windows, eavesdrop, if you sneeze at once, all the neighbors will say “bless you” in different languages and I think to swingers !! ! Conveniently just two steps perestupatdelnot from one bungalow to another in a circle! ))) A separate conversation is children ??????? ? there is NOTHING for them here, if you came to conceive them, then maybe it’s good, because past your windows, every 3-5 minutes different delegations of people will walk and maybe someone will even give good advice, a recommendation, how better or more effective , I mean, you won’t even stay alone in your room! I saw on TV the poor slums, the sad view of the cities of the districts, just like here !!!
Everything has rotted for a long time, nothing has deteriorated, nothing can be repaired and is not being restored! And hot water will meet you with love only upon arrival home! There is only an ice shower, sometimes the truth is pampered and the water flows at room temperature!
Let's summarize!
There is no vegetation, all that remains is yellow!
Food is on the verge of an acute shortage, you won’t get poisoned by quality, but you won’t get much pleasure either, it’s very scarce!
There is nothing for children, no entertainment!
Service below the bottom!
Entertainment for adults, to hide from people who are here as much as on the day of the parade on Red Square!
The wonders and charm of the underwater world, too, like everything else, passed by this island!
Welcome here to everyone who wants to train their ability to see only the positive in everything, find wonderful moments everywhere, I recommend coming here to those who think that they have achieved balance in life, nirvana, what a beauty in simple things !!!
Test your positive life attitude, visit this island ????!! !
Never say never !!!
So !!!
Let's start our journey to Hell!
If suddenly you decide to spend your holidays in the industrial zone, then you definitely come here! You will hardly find a more terrible hotel with a disgusting view and a complete degeneration of flora and fauna! You won’t get a single positive emotion here, even if you completely abstract, go into deep meditation, and even the state of nirvana will not save you, as soon as you realize yourself here and now!
The only thing that can, as in my case, decorate and save the situation, this is only a wonderful wonderful feeling, LOVE! Here, I directly felt that with my beloved, paradise and in a hut !!! ))) Only it would be better if it were a hut on a desert island with marvelous, virgin nature and greenery, and not with a view of yellow withered and half-cut down palm trees!
This is a terrible island and the most terrible hotel ever!! ! The absolute lack of beauty, the hand of the designer did not even touch the project of this, I don’t even know what better to call it, a collection of chaotic buildings!
The complete absence of everything that can please your eye, including nature, which is not here at all, which is very difficult to imagine in the Maldives! Wretched, yellow, dried up so-called vegetation, reminiscent of a garbage dump area with radioactive waste! And this is Paradise Island as people write in the comments?????
My brain is exploding!!!
Where do the people who wrote this live? In hell ??? ? So it's here!!!!
Starting from empty pots in the dining room, food is like in a war, it is given strictly in portions, so that you don’t put extra crumbs, paper napkins, this is generally a great luxury, they give out one per hand, the absence of face and foot towels in the rooms is considered the norm here, not to mention the bathrobes, here they have not even heard of them !!!
The staff belongs to the category of animals, which are called sloths in nature !! ! They do everything only "under the stick" ROOMS THIS IS PURE HOSTELS, BIRDHOUSES OR HOUSEHOLDS FOR THE HOUSEHOLDS OR THE POOR!!!
Taras Grigoryevich Shevchenko's hut-hut is a masterpiece of design art compared to rooms and bungalows on "this marvelous" island !!! ! Anyone else who wants to buy a bungalow with a sea view here and retire, forget this will not happen here! On 1 meter of land, there is a door to a door, a window to a window 5-7 bungalows! This is very suitable for people for group sex, so they just like to watch, looking out the windows, eavesdrop, if you sneeze at once, all the neighbors will say “bless you” in different languages and I think to swingers !! ! Conveniently just two steps perestupatdelnot from one bungalow to another in a circle! ))) A separate conversation is children ??????? ? there is NOTHING for them here, if you came to conceive them, then maybe it’s good, because past your windows, every 3-5 minutes different delegations of people will walk and maybe someone will even give good advice, a recommendation, how better or more effective , I mean, you won’t even stay alone in your room! I saw on TV the poor slums, the sad view of the cities of the districts, just like here !!!
Everything has rotted for a long time, nothing has deteriorated, nothing can be repaired and is not being restored! And hot water will meet you with love only upon arrival home! There is only an ice shower, sometimes the truth is pampered and the water flows at room temperature!
Let's summarize!
There is no vegetation, all that remains is yellow!
Food is on the verge of an acute shortage, you won’t get poisoned by quality, but you won’t get much pleasure either, it’s very scarce!
There is nothing for children, no entertainment!
Service below the bottom!
Entertainment for adults, to hide from people who are here as much as on the day of the parade on Red Square!
The wonders and charm of the underwater world, too, like everything else, passed by this island!
Welcome here to everyone who wants to train their ability to see only the positive in everything, find wonderful moments everywhere, I recommend coming here to those who think that they have achieved balance in life, nirvana, what a beauty in simple things !!!
Test your positive life attitude, visit this island ????!! !
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