просто кошмар! just a nightmare!

Stayed at the hotel for 2 days and couldn't take it anymore. And so, they met us 300 meters from the hotel, they dragged the bags themselves, the hotel representative was 20 minutes late. There is a bastard sitting at the reception who does not understand Russian or English. They gave us a room with two beds, although we ordered a french. troubles, we thought we would move, but the number is very small and it didn’t work out to move the fucking!! ! The room is very, just very dirty, we drove in it was already dirty, everything is dusty and stinks of urine in the toilet, room 401 faced the street where the local bastards are yelling all night, you close the window either you will freeze the fuck or you will die from the heat and stench! It seemed that at night a local chupacabra would come out of all the mud and devour us! Then there was breakfast - in a dark basement with deathly silence, one light bulb is on and you are looking for food. The breakfast itself is not so hot, but everything would be fine if it were not for dirty tablecloths and the lack of water, I am already silent about coffee. They gave shit tea, eggs, sausages, vegetables, three peaches for the whole hotel, pate, bread, muesli - if you're lucky, cookies. wifi only at the reception. You go to the sea through a gas station for about 10 minutes, but not 5 minutes at all, except to run to the gap and jump like a brusley under cars. We went with a tour guide, Maria, a rare bitch, asked to change the room, turned on the "tax", until we went to the office and we were moved to another villa. In which I will not write, so that there would be no advertising, but I will say that it is much better.