Довольно пристойная халупа для тех, кому не нужны никакие изыски. Пристойный эконом-в Pretty decent hut for those who do not need any frills. Decent economy-in

You need to pray for wi-fi, like manna from heaven - with such a signal, we managed to make a Skype call only a couple of times. Towels were changed once a week and even at the same time they deigned to give one large (bathroom) for the two of us. As soon as they moved in and began to unpack, something collapsed in the bathroom with a wild roar. It turned out - the cornice that held the shower curtain. At first, to a request to give a duvet cover, the answer was “Why do you need to hide at all, it’s hot like... ”, and to a repeated request - “There are no duvet covers, there are only sheets” (they slept, hiding, like in a train - a sheet, and on it a blanket). When they asked if there was a kettle, the owner proudly showed pots in the bedside table - that’s how we boiled water in pots for ourselves : ) When asked to turn on the TV, the owner tried for a long time to understand why the channels were not being caught, he went to check the satellite dish. Then he came with some man, who, clicking the remote controls, determined the reason - the remote control that controlled the receiver did not work due to dead batteries. Do you think new batteries were inserted? But no - you can simply rearrange them from the TV remote control to the receiver remote control and everything works (you only have to turn the TV on and off manually... but figs with it, it's not hard to get out of bed). And all this is accompanied by "communication" with the owner, who doesn't understand shit either in Russian or in English (he's generally German along the way). So we explained our problems to him on the fingers and in several languages ​ ​ (they even remembered elementary ones in German, when the situation was already becoming hopeless). By the end of the week of rest, I already understood him in Serbian much better than he understood me in Russian or English : )
But the man is good, and his wife too. On the second day of our stay, I even collected passports from everyone and went to Budva to make temporary registrations for us (like, as proof that we are here legally, so that there would be no problems with the border guards on the way back. But no one ever checked this document) .
Despite all the little things I described above, I was very pleased with the rest. Since the main thing in this villa is its budget price and convenient location: right next to it is a shop with awesome pastries - what you need for a light breakfast on the balcony (by the way, there is a good balcony with a table in the room), there is a megamarket 30 meters away, where you can not only buy food inexpensively, but even cook for free (they themselves will fry the meat bought from them there). Near the megamarket there is a good restaurant "Code Milos". It takes only 10 minutes to walk to Budva (a tunnel has been made under the pass, through which you can calmly, without the noise of the route, walk to Budva). I wish you all a pleasant holiday! =)