Это дыра - проходите мимо It's a hole - pass by

This is the real hole. Its real price on the spot is 8 euros per day
tour operator Join up is cashing in on you

- taped sockets that hang from the wall
- the current air conditioner, the promised master did not appear for a week
- change of linen only after several persistent reminders on the 6th day, if you check in for a week - there will be no change of linen at all, if for 14 days then only on the 7th
- "clean linen" with traces of blood and other liquids, we had to bother the local escort so that he would get more or less clean linen from them,
- serving granny who knocks on your window with a mop, instead of coming into the room and saying what she wanted, or just peeking when you are clearly inside and watching what you are doing
- free walking to your room, without bothering what you are doing there (like our neighbors when he was in the shower)

- Our neighbors lived in a room whose door did not close at all and for all 10 days of stay the promised repairs were not made (replacing the core is 5 minutes! )
- the shower in the bathroom is made as a side on the floor without a curtain, with a tap and a watering can, there is so little space in the bathroom that the legs are constantly knocked down on the corner of this very side when you leave the bathroom
- the cornice, which barely rests on the wall and fell on the head twice when trying to open the curtain, rather heavy clumsy construction - a stick and two holders
- we hid valuable things or took them with us, so nothing was lost, but we obviously rummaged through the closet, which is there alone
- in general, the attitude of the staff towards the guests, as if they were not paid money, but they were doing a favor.
By the way, Villa Mirko and Becici Lux (more expensive and a little cleaner) are all nearby and suffer from the same shortcomings and seem to have the same owner, all agencies have known about this for a long time, they just don’t tell you
I don’t advise you to go on excursions with the Pilon agency (they will accompany you on the spot), it’s ripping off especially if you foolishly choose options with separate meals - you didn’t expect such a goon in food for that kind of money - 10 euros for a lunch of a chop the thickness of a pancake and 2 tablespoons (! ) of boiled potatoes and lettuce = 3 flat slices of tomato, cucumber and cabbage chips.
for another 2 euros they can offer you tamm "soup puree" = literally a flat plate with a stew of cheap boiled vermicelli and potatoes, I only saw this in my student years.
Not a single person from the group liked the food, they discussed it for a long time