Simply heaven!
Hello Sri Lanka! Well, you, natives)))
For some reason, people in Sri Lanka are all the same. At first, it was difficult for me to distinguish them from each other. Except for shorts or skirts. They are all short, dark-skinned, black-haired and somehow small. What women, what men. They walk along the road slowly, slowly, no one is in a hurry. The road is a separate conversation altogether. The most dangerous transport they have is buses. When you hear the howl of a signal, it is better to give way. He drives past stops, slowing down slightly. Well, unless the decrepit old woman wants to enter or exit, then she can almost stop. And so your main task is to have time to jump or jump.
It's better to ride a tuk-tuk ))) Well, you will learn the signal system very quickly )) Turn signals, in principle, they never turn on. And for some reason I always wanted to move to the right side. They drive on the left side. Need to get used to it. Walking on the road is dangerous, especially crossing. Here you turn on the owl mode and rotate your head 360 degrees. Then with a wild cry of "Beguuuu !!! " run across. Of course, they won’t understand you, but they will stop when you scream, purely out of curiosity))
Fruits are very cheap and in huge quantities and assortment. For $10 you can buy a bag of all sorts of yummy. We are in pineapple season. Ate them "from the belly. " Well, I’m generally silent about bananas and coconuts.
The hotel we came across is not Russian-speaking. I had to actively remember the school curriculum of the English language. Oddly enough, but everyone understood me. Plus, I added some gestures and facial expressions and voila))) If you needed to explain about higher matters, then the translator came to the rescue. Fortunately, Wi-Fi caught throughout the territory and beyond.
Since there were not many of us, we went on vacation on the eve of quarantine, everyone recognized us by sight)) On Valentine's Day, it was generally sad. . . Well, I dressed up like that, put on a mask of a cute unearthly nymph, eyelashes like a fan, lips orange and here such a popandos - there was no one except us. And we are me and my daughter. Well, the bartender and the waiter had to entertain us. All the same, what no, but men))) They fluffed their feathers, patted their cilia and go ahead))) In broken English, she told the story of her life, invented on the go (why upset people in vain), tasted a couple of cocktails and left in English.
In the morning, as if nothing had happened, I went for a swim in the sea, then the bartender runs to me... "Honey, you forgot to leave me your phone number. " The poor man sympathized for the night. I bit off all my toenails))) Well, I gave (in the sense, a number).
Writes. . . writes. . . emoticons. . . emoticons. . . Damn!
I think we need to help the guy out. I invite him for a walk around the island. Under the pretext of "Show me your beauties. " Oh, it's with pleasure, just pay tuk-tuk))) As a result, we rode all day, looked at the turtle farm, visited a wild beach, drank coconut milk, visited the Buddha temple, bought (la) fresh shrimp, which he threatened me in hotel cook (well, well). We arrived satisfied and a little tired.
In the evening, the shrimp were cooked. And very, very tasty!
On the second day, I asked to swim together. Well, well))) This one comes in knee-length shorts)) My dear mother!! ! )))) We swam))) We sit, dry ourselves... He confesses his love....I am silent... Calling me to marry... I am silent...
And nothing that the age difference between us is almost 20 years and my daughter is 4 years younger than him)) Offered to adopt him... offended))))
By the way, our guide never showed up. Apparently it shouldn't. Therefore, the entertainment program had to come up with the most. It seems to have turned out well.
We are leaving. . . I came to say goodbye, said that I would wait for the next year, we will get married))) I gave a bracelet with an elephant. . . Nice))) Sorry for the boy. . .
But I will still come here, it's very beautiful there. Lots of greenery, a beautiful ocean and a long beach where you can walk indefinitely. It was the first time in my life when I really did not want to leave home. When I was on the bus and my soul was rushing back, pick up the suitcases and run back to paradise.
Perhaps someday my dream will come true, and I will spend the whole winter there. And maybe I will move there completely))
