не фонтан, студенческий вариант not a fountain, student version

Write a couple of sentences:
1. I chose the hotel (or rather the Hostel) because my friends already lived there. I asked them to book a room for me too. Then they admitted that this is the worst motel they have ever lived in Korea. The price for a room (single) was not the smallest, for this money I lived in the best places. Although booking gives this hotel as the cheapest. It is written that there is a room for storing luggage, in fact things just stand in a common room in a common pile near the reception. Settled in fine. Volunteers from other countries, Europeans, work at the reception, so their English is more understandable than that of Asians. I arrived at the hotel at 11 am, check-in from 2 pm. I drank free coffee (instant maxim from sachets and water from a cooler. . . but for free!!! ), threw bags along with other things and went for a walk. Well everything seems to be ok. .
And, more. . . I couldn't find this hostel for a very long time, although it's near the metro and I used Google maps. Well, my friend guessed to meet me to go out when I began to be late. But even asking the Koreans for directions, poking at them with a photo of this hostel and the address, I myself did not find it.

2. What did you like about the hotel, on the territory of the hotel? I think the students will have fun there. But to me (35 years old), somehow not very much. I was practically not in the hall, so, in the morning, to drink coffee, and to take cutlery from the kitchen. Well, we chatted with friends in the lobby. Dirty kitchen, dirty hotel, trash cans in the common room are overflowing, but the dishes seemed to be clean. You can arrange an international booze, it would probably be fun, but that's where the pluses end. It seems close to the metro, but the area itself is far from everything. The tandenum is not at all 10 minutes, but 25-30... but you can walk.
3. Single room, price was 40 t. won. It's cheaper and better. It was not close to the reception to go to the single room, which was on the 4th floor, and even in the other wing. Those. smoking or running to the kitchen is inconvenient. I found a balcony in my hallway and smoked there. But for coffee, you had to go through all these spans. Well, my friends brought the suitcases to my room. There is no elevator, I had to drag myself back. No service. They put some kind of dirty rubber slippers for me to use the shower. But I didn't want to use them. And the appearance of their confidence did not inspire. It would be better not to embarrass yourself with your slippers. Although it might be useful to someone. Forgot to put a towel, had to beg at the reception. Well, the toilet and shower room left much to be desired in terms of cleanliness. And so: a bed, a TV set, a table, heated floors - everything is OK, everything is like everywhere else.
4. If you choose, then definitely not. I didn’t give a damn about all these minuses, the main thing was a bed, a shower, a toilet. You need to understand that this is not a hotel, but a hostel all the same, and the level is appropriate. But for this money you can choose a better area and a room. so if it’s easy to spend the night and you don’t want to look for anything else, then you can.