Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
9.0
Service:
9.0
Cleanliness:
9.0
Food:
9.0
Amenities:
6.0
Why did he call it that "irony of fate or with light steam" ? ? everything is very simple!! ! my friend and I, having quarreled with our families, decided to drink a little vodka, it didn’t work out a little))) in Boryspil we already began to understand what we were doing... the main requirement in the travel agency was - “we go anywhere, lizhba as soon as possible”, to which we received an answer- where, how much and departure in 6 hours!
In general, we flew in. We were not sober for a single day! the same and went home! but through cloudy eyes filled with vodka, I saw excellent service (not counting the cleaner in the room, he turned out to be a faggot and from the first minute he began to pester with obscene offers for only one dollar !! ! in short, we gave him a jaw, along with one dollar! and in the evening through the senior manager of the hotel, we fired him! ) in short, the service is excellent!!!!
Food - if subjectively, I am satisfied, everything met my overestimated and spoiled culinary requirements, so my rating is 5+ !!! ! whatever you want, in any quantity, although there was no pork, but their grilled beef is just perfect !!!! ! Of course, coffee is shit, but if you dilute it with milk and imagine that this is how it should be, then you can also put up with it !!!
smoke! I ran out of my cigarettes on the second day, their $5 Marlboro-shit-something too light and impossible to smoke! thank God or their Allah, we found a friend in the face of one of the hotel workers, in my opinion, Muhamed the animator, he brought us 6 packs for $ 10 and then took one for himself)))))
entertainment(((((not enough, disco, where there were only waiters, 2 bartenders, the head of the hotel, and me with a friend!!
but nothing, we found a way out of the situation, we taught blacks to dance a slow dance to the music of Kipelov, the track "I'm free" is not a spectacle for the faint of heart, but they liked it! that's how they had fun !! ! billiards - only an American, there were two tables - I accidentally broke one, and when I tried to repair it, I broke it at all! in short, if the table was not made, then only one remained! 4 bars - that's the most important entertainment... well, who went for what)))) and, of course, the pool, in which two French women sitting on sun loungers went to the toilet! I just have never seen them go somewhere other than the pool for the whole day, the conclusion suggests itself! in short, I met them and explained in broken English what I want from them, but sadly, I explained it, but they didn’t understand, English was not their forte !! ! through body language, I showed what I want from the one that is taller, and with bigger breasts....I kind of agreed!
honestly for the first time in my life I had sex with a girl who wanted to say so much, but it turned out that apart from my name she did not understand anything! and what is the saddest thing, in the morning she left, and until the end of the rest she pretended that nothing happened, and did not even smile at me))) maybe because in the morning I met a Polish woman, and I was already courting not her, but a competitor !!!!
Well, in short, the food is excellent.
alcohol ---- 4 points, for not having the best - 5 points
service 5 points
service 4+ points
cleanliness 4+
entertainment 2+
bar - closes at 23:00 (((and opens from 11:00
contingent 10% children under 18
60% of those who are over 40,
well, and, accordingly, the sex and age of 20% of interest to me, well, I found myself what I wanted - everything turned out approximately like with that French woman about whom I wrote above
and 10% - these are those who came there to die - that is, grandparents over 90))) follow the wind, if the wind had not stopped, they would have driven themselves - in short, the living mummy, but even without them it would not be so fun - they are wonderful, whatever one may say, but if not for them. . . eh. . .
SUMMARY!
you can go with a company, even with your beloved, you can, but if you are looking for thrills and adventures on the fifth point, you are not in TABOO !!! !
In general, we flew in. We were not sober for a single day! the same and went home! but through cloudy eyes filled with vodka, I saw excellent service (not counting the cleaner in the room, he turned out to be a faggot and from the first minute he began to pester with obscene offers for only one dollar !! ! in short, we gave him a jaw, along with one dollar! and in the evening through the senior manager of the hotel, we fired him! ) in short, the service is excellent!!!!
Food - if subjectively, I am satisfied, everything met my overestimated and spoiled culinary requirements, so my rating is 5+ !!! ! whatever you want, in any quantity, although there was no pork, but their grilled beef is just perfect !!!! ! Of course, coffee is shit, but if you dilute it with milk and imagine that this is how it should be, then you can also put up with it !!!
smoke! I ran out of my cigarettes on the second day, their $5 Marlboro-shit-something too light and impossible to smoke! thank God or their Allah, we found a friend in the face of one of the hotel workers, in my opinion, Muhamed the animator, he brought us 6 packs for $ 10 and then took one for himself)))))
entertainment(((((not enough, disco, where there were only waiters, 2 bartenders, the head of the hotel, and me with a friend!!
but nothing, we found a way out of the situation, we taught blacks to dance a slow dance to the music of Kipelov, the track "I'm free" is not a spectacle for the faint of heart, but they liked it! that's how they had fun !! ! billiards - only an American, there were two tables - I accidentally broke one, and when I tried to repair it, I broke it at all! in short, if the table was not made, then only one remained! 4 bars - that's the most important entertainment... well, who went for what)))) and, of course, the pool, in which two French women sitting on sun loungers went to the toilet! I just have never seen them go somewhere other than the pool for the whole day, the conclusion suggests itself! in short, I met them and explained in broken English what I want from them, but sadly, I explained it, but they didn’t understand, English was not their forte !! ! through body language, I showed what I want from the one that is taller, and with bigger breasts....I kind of agreed!
honestly for the first time in my life I had sex with a girl who wanted to say so much, but it turned out that apart from my name she did not understand anything! and what is the saddest thing, in the morning she left, and until the end of the rest she pretended that nothing happened, and did not even smile at me))) maybe because in the morning I met a Polish woman, and I was already courting not her, but a competitor !!!!
Well, in short, the food is excellent.
alcohol ---- 4 points, for not having the best - 5 points
service 5 points
service 4+ points
cleanliness 4+
entertainment 2+
bar - closes at 23:00 (((and opens from 11:00
contingent 10% children under 18
60% of those who are over 40,
well, and, accordingly, the sex and age of 20% of interest to me, well, I found myself what I wanted - everything turned out approximately like with that French woman about whom I wrote above
and 10% - these are those who came there to die - that is, grandparents over 90))) follow the wind, if the wind had not stopped, they would have driven themselves - in short, the living mummy, but even without them it would not be so fun - they are wonderful, whatever one may say, but if not for them. . . eh. . .
SUMMARY!
you can go with a company, even with your beloved, you can, but if you are looking for thrills and adventures on the fifth point, you are not in TABOO !!! !
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