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Hello!
I really wanted to leave a review while still there in India. This is hysterical! I have been to many places. And I was already in Goa last year and even lived in a small room for $ 5 a day in Anjuna, but I simply could not imagine this! It's the Apocalypse today! ! ! This is Kosovo, his mother))! After the bombing . ) This is the Hostel, as my friend, with whom we arrived there, called it. Hostel from the horror movie of the same name. And also our friend from Moscow, who came to visit us, compared our room with the room in Thailand in the movie The Island with DiCaprio. If you remember, there an eccentric still committed suicide) A Muscovite, by the way, is also not spoiled. And they lived in tents in Odessa on the beaches and in Goa she had already been several times.
They didn’t even choose a hotel, but the whole tour, based on the fact that the price of the tour with a room, flight, transfer and breakfast was equal to the price of regular air tickets. Therefore, the hotel is not particularly counted.

Well, like there - just throw the dice if that. And so they planned to ride everywhere on mopeds and stay in guesthouses in the place. so they did. . partly from the fact that our hotel did not leave us a choice))))))))))
We were brought in around 5 o'clock in the morning local time. Soooo tired. I also caught a cold before. A corpse was brought on the bus, which even spoke with difficulty). . But when we were brought to our room - the corpse was still functioning for 2 or 3 hours volens nolens)) Even the dead come to life from such a spectacle)))))))))) I was hoping for at least a clean bed, towel and shower. All! ! But in the end: Two incomprehensible rooms, uncomfortable, with an atmosphere and interior like in a hospital or like in the Saw movie, a kitchen with a small rusty refrigerator with mold inside and a stink. The kitchen is loudly said))) The shower, which turned out to be a bucket with plastic tubs) Dirty, disgusting.
In every room, all that was missing was a chalk drawing on the floor - the outline of some poor fellow who suddenly died there. Neither give nor take. Without exaggeration. And the bed........It's quite unfortunate. We removed the bedspread and saw a dirty rag instead of a duvet and pillowcases and sheets. It was more like contour maps in school. Among other things, for a moment it seemed to me and my friend that, in addition to the cards, the entire periodic table was present on the sheets))))))))))))) And we cannot do without a visit to a venereologist in our native Odessa. A friend slipped 5 dollars to John, who worked at the reception, and he promised to bring us another bed and towels. We were surprised - after 30 minutes, other contour maps appeared to our eyes) If those resembled North America, then these already looked like the ridge of the Laccadive Islands in the Indian Ocean)))) This is hysteria!!!!!!! ! ! !
For a moment it seemed to me that we were being filmed in the Boiling Point program on MTV and in the end they would definitely give us a lot of money for a more or less deadpan appearance.

We wanted to wash up. . Washed up. . But when they picked up the towels, they saw the light again))) and called Johnny)) They were worse than floor rags (photo attached).
In the morning it was decided to move to another room.
We woke up with a headache. . Partly from fatigue, partly from the construction site that rumbled below. I opened the curtain and I saw a dirty prehistoric construction site with a bunch of Indians, jackhammers and a concrete mixer. . I still do not understand what was the joke to pay extra money for a room)
I went down to Johnny and we went to surf the expanses of Villa de Antonio)))))). . All other rooms were no better. .
One room turned out to be overlooking the Banyan and I wanted to choose the lesser of all evils, but)) and there a surprise awaited me - in the middle of the room there was a strong cockroach) He was lying like a millionaire somewhere on the beach in Santhrope). . He must have come into this room to die. . How much was in it ...First love, first sex, first cockroaches)))) ...He was big. Apparently, he was involved in weightlifting in his youth. . Has grown to a size of 6-7 cm. Maybe even some cockroach writer wrote a story about him called Uncle Styopa-Cockroach) ....But this is all lyrics) The cockroach was not lucky to get to Varanasi - definitely) and now he was lying here. . in Villa de Antonio's room. His mortal body will never fall into the sacred river Ganges and he will not be able to ascend to the cockroach paradise without transfers in the United Arab Emirates)))
I hate cockroaches. .
Childhood lived in a communal apartment in the city center and often felt like Indiana Jones when he walked along the crown of his head to the kitchen, stamping his feet loudly. . Similar to those moments in the movie when he got into a cave with some insects. . But still - there was a view of the banyan tree. . I was not particularly embarrassed by the tile on the floor, in which a kind of break in the Earth's crust was observed in miniature. . It seemed that there was not without Godzilla))

We moved things and cunning John brought us not white, but blue towels, on which it was more problematic to study geography and which reassured us with their monotony.
But even in this issue, I was accompanied everywhere by the feeling that someone had been soaked or dismembered here. That through all the holes in the antediluvian conder, strong cockroaches will crawl at night and twist our hands. . And someone, you look, and raped)
The room was incredibly dirty and disgusting. He wanted to run away.
Our friend from Moscow rented an excellent, cozy room in Anjuna for 20 ye for two. That is, 10 ye from the nose. There were even pillowcases. . I can hardly imagine how many cents a room in Antonio costs.
Of the additional pleasures: the location of Calangute. Local Sochi - the corresponding public, beaches with a huge number of tourists and beggars. . Pool with water, reminiscent of New Year's jelly. . Only without eggs. . Although)))) A lot of Indians swam there every day and I think there are not without eggs))) By the way - a lot of Indians live there, a lot. Apparently those who serve sheki during the day and the like.
There is also a huge structure. Antenna. It comes right out of the roof of the hotel. I heard they are very harmful. . And it's not just an antenna. This is a whole huge construction of antennas. Maybe with the help of it they kill strong cockroaches: D
Strangers are not allowed into your room) This is also one of the conditions) Mini USSR for those who want to nostalgic)))) So it will be problematic to walk along the Kama Sutra with a local baby if you don’t give the guard a paw. But here, too, is a mess. It is unlikely that the baby will not run away as soon as she enters your room)))

There was another moment. We stood with a friend at the so-called retsepshene. . Two pretty Asian girls drove up at night. Started making eyes. They apparently were looking for a place to spend the night, as they arrived with a taxi driver and things. . Joni led them to show the apartments and, after less than 2 minutes, our potential friends were already rushing with things to their taxi))))))))))) What is this Shocking Asia to them if there is a Plaza de Antonio hotel))))) ))))))))))!!!!!!!!! ! !
In short, our hotel is on fire))))!!!! ! ! ! This is the worst thing you can think of in Goa. I don’t know which of our tour operators or agents checked this place and in what condition. .
There is not without hashish or Old Monk, at least))))))))))