Looking for the orgasmic reflex

Written: 6 april 2011
Travel time: 1 — 5 march 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
7.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 8.0
Amenities: 7.0
There are twin rooms very comfortable for a good company with a huge common hall, and with an impressive DOME brick ceiling and a podium with pillows! At the same time, there is also a small patio from where you can go to the next room and go to another path. Air conditioning, extensive, deep baths, where even a tall fit. BUT - there is not enough hot water! An electric boiler is small! A TV with a bunch of programs. There are no safes. Good canteen, excellent ENGLISH breakfast; scrambled eggs or scrambled eggs with well-done bacon, buns, butter, fruit, yogurt, toast, coffee, tea, milk are on candles. QUIET!! ! Not yelling music! Large, comfortable swimming pool, a small garden with bananas, bushes and trees around. I saw a Kingfisher there. The atmosphere is quite homey and cozy. In addition to us, 20 Russians from one company, there were only French and British. BUT! About two kilometers to the beach through a field, slums, along a narrow path along which a stream of motorcycles rushes! But, along the road, there are 5 rental and repair garages for them. You can even take an old-school, prestigious for connoisseurs, Royal Enfield motorcycle - an Indian replica! (I saw them only in Goa) And as entertainment for the eyes, a pink Goan-style Hindu temple and a white Catholic one are always closed. . . The beach is complete shit! Cattle, dogs, beggars, food vendors and drum dealers, etc. roam: there is not a moment of peace. In a continuous chain along the ocean there are "SHAKI" cafes, from where Trance, Dub, and, for some reason, Reggae style music roars deafeningly! And since they are all close, you can "absolutely nothing" expand your musical horizons! LILIPUT restaurant. The beach is bordered by reefs on both sides, it is dangerous to swim there. At the end of it is a mountain of black stone, a spur of the Western Ghats, from where they sometimes launch (or try) paragliders, occasionally motor ones. There is a big Friday market of junk, where the reef is.
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