Дом отдыха СССР 80-х годов 20 века Rest house of the USSR of the 80s of the 20th century

If you are tortured by nostalgia for the Soviet past, then you are here. For some reason, here the hotel is declared as a four-star, in fact - a weak three stars.
Upon arrival, we were immediately offered to go to another hotel. We refused, because, firstly, the car had already left, and secondly, the rooms were booked here.
There were four of us, we were given rooms on different floors, well, it's not scary - there are elevators. True, one of them has a Shabbat schedule, that is, it does not close the doors for a long time, and when it goes, it stops on each floor on Saturdays.
Food is breakfast only. Variety is below average. You can have dinner for $20, but it sucks!
The furniture is old, the telephone in our room did not work - the reception spoke every day - no one lifted a finger to fix it. Bedspreads and curtains in some spots, windows have not been washed since time immemorial.

Well, at least we had a kettle in our room, in the evening we gathered in our room - we drank tea, which we had to take in the morning at breakfast. Well, the fridge worked. We did not use the air conditioning as the weather was very cold. Several rooms on the first floor were completely flooded the day before our arrival due to a storm. And here it was blowing so that the gap in the door had to be plugged with a bandage taken from Moscow.
There is no access to the sea - there is a steep cliff right in front of the hotel. To go down to the beach you have to walk quite far. But we had no time - the tour was from 6 am until the evening. Only one day we returned early and went to one of the restaurants on the square - 15-20 minutes walk.
There are no entertainment programs in the hotel. The bar is generally in some kind of darkness all the time. The furniture in the hall is falling apart at the seams. There is no descent for suitcases on the street stairs - the result is a broken suitcase.
The hotel is used as a last resort, if the other rooms do not.