Неожиданные сюрпризы отеля Unexpected hotel surprises

This town, Zalakaros, is small and apparently unremarkable in any way. But the hotel here is quite even nothing! The rooms are large, the furniture is comfortable, everything is clean, the inscriptions "sterile" are everywhere. Each room has a kitchen with a refrigerator, microwave, sink, bedside tables and utensils, and, most importantly, a kettle! There is a safe. The bathroom has a shower cabin.
Two negatives: no hair dryer, and - importantly - the elevator is between floors, so you have to carry bags at least two flights. Another mess with the floors. We entered, climbed the floor above, and ended up... on the ground floor! And to get to the room on the first floor, you had to climb even more! And the buffet was generally located on the third (in our opinion, on the fifth) floor!
The buffet is mediocre. In addition to sausages, cheeses and scrambled eggs, there are several types of hot sausages in thermos. Of course, muesli, milk, tea, coffee and juices (tasteless, just no) with croissants.