Horror for the week

Written: 4 june 2007
Travel time: 4 — 11 may 2007
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were there May 20-27.2007 on an all-inclusive basis. I will write right away that I have never rested worse in my life. But first things first:
welcomed and taken well. posted quickly. The elevator didn't smell. so much so that we walked for a week. room in the room is normal two beds (shifted), air conditioning. everything is more or less. but the TV is super mini. two Russian channels + one without sound. but the restroom is a disaster. small size. the shower tray is surrounded by a curtain that is scary to touch. everything spills on the floor. tiles on the wall - before and after reconstruction. all the water spills onto the floor. holes were drilled in the ceiling for ventilation. it just needs to be seen. forget about shampoo, conditioner, gel. view from the window to the garbage heap and the tractor base. others had only in the trash. there was a sea view, but you won’t fall asleep there, because the music from the bar is hammering. towels and linen changed. but there are no beach towels. so take it with you (if you go).


went to lunch.
and no one is waiting for us there. there are others like us. swearing starts. hassle, rubbing (have lunch tomorrow). guide on the side of the hotel (Greek). and we have all inclusive. We didn't get a buffet, but we were given an ala Greek salad, a small piece of meat and a mountain of beans. remained angry-hungry and with a promise-tomorrow everything will be super. went to a bar. after all, there should be cold snacks from 10 to 18. asked the barmaid (she speaks good Russian and is very pleasant). and she told us: I have been here for 4 years and have not seen a single snack. like this. drinks are free from 10.00: do not count on juices (although it is written) - bred yuppies, locally produced cola (not Coca-Cola), Greek and Nescafe coffee, beer, local drinks, a cocktail will be poured in the evening. tea for money

The weather was not very good and we went to explore the hotel. pool in the backyard, no water, all shabby, paint hanging down. They asked about the pool. They said it would be ready in three days. In the meantime, use the sunbeds by the sea for free.
We say that we have everything incl. and sunbeds and so for free. no-fee. well, to hell with you (and you be careful). We left and the pool was never filled. old gym. handlebar from the bike separately, a lot of broken. sucks. then they asked for a volleyball, no. there is no playroom. sauna laugh. your country house is 50 times better.

such a feeling that they are holding us for fools (this feeling arose constantly). the area is small but green. one bar was open. and nothing more. again cheating. now about the beach. the sea is good. sand entry. yoga beds. plastic frame covered with synthetic fabric. everything sagged and you lie on the stiffeners. do not lie sideways. back and stomach, only if you get between these crossbars. the beach is dirty. from the bar to the beach, drinks are given in the reservoir. glasses. all brought up, cleaned in the trash. talc garbage for a week never removed. present a view.


the hotel is located in a small village.
3 minutes here, 3 minutes there. no entertainment. institutions in the village, as in Ukraine 10 years ago. plastic tables and chairs, light bulbs on wires from the ceiling. water-ice-cream shops. take the sausage with you. for dinner they gave the same as for lunch. there was no variety at all. only meat and beans. left hungry. and the restaurant was too small. Greek pensioners arrived. and they were like sorancha. you won't get in line. there is not enough space for everyone. Then they sit with a glass of water until closing time. horror. breakfasts are the same throughout the week. but it's like that everywhere. only here the choice is minimal. eggs, omelet, sausages, cereal, honey, chocolate. pasta, cheese, sausage (not edible at all), tea, coffee. 3 times out of 7 there was no boiling water. just cold water from the tap. they generally have HUGE PROBLEMS with food (there was no more font). for three days they can serve the same dishes for both and dinner. that is, no diversity at all.
there was rice that was served the day before yesterday. he was sour and slimy. today they give pasta from yesterday and the day before yesterday (determined by different shapes and tastes, they didn’t eat it). everything is tasteless, the snacks are salty. I called it the RAIPO canteen. the hen is blue and hairy. meat and chicken only boiled. soups were only three times. edible only the first time (honestly). for lunch (13.00 -15.00) hurry up - at 13.45 there is no more meat. and don't bring it up anymore. all for dinner. in my presence, a woman with a child was content with pasta with ketchup. fruits and vegetables are not washed, rinsed. you run your finger over an apple and the trail remains like on a dirty car. from fruits: apples and oranges. so then they began to cut them into circles, so that the dirt would not be visible. we cut off the skin. If you go anywhere, they will give you lunch boxes. it will contain 2 sandwiches with cheese and sausage, yogurt, a dirty apple. and that's all for the day. Not even juice or water. can give 2 lunch boxes for three, as we had.
representatives of the company are engaged only in vtyuhivaniya excursions. to all pritenzy they have one answer: this is such a hotel. the request to give the telephone number of the representative office was refused, claims in writing are not accepted.


Greeks are greedy. seeing you have a yellow bracelet will show a lot of attention. but no drink will be offered. you have paid for everything. but they will immediately offer to go at night on a boat or to a night disco. I don't know about the return. the girls with whom we talked were not seduced by such hot Finnish guys. but it's up to you to decide whether to have or not to have.

Everything: tired of writing. and you can't tell everything. take metaxa and olive oil in duty free on departure - cheaper. Well, for those who go to this fucking hotel I will add. ON THE PENDI-LAST DAY THERE WAS ROTTEN EGGS AND OMELETTS FOR BREAKFAST. HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY!!!!!! !
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