In short, I highly recommend this hotel! But first things first.
1 Number (#106) . Very dirty. Everything that could be broken was broken: telephone, TV, fan, air conditioning (did not work throughout the hotel), both lamps, the toilet lid (to lift, you need to stick your finger into the hole in the center of the lid), even the electrical panel that turns off the light when leaving the room! Rooms are cleaned every 2 days (toile paper will have to be borrowed from a public toilet).
2 Nutrition. Suddenly not bad for a 2*. Breakfast: cheese, sausage, boiled egg, tea, coffee, juice. Lunch / dinner: fries, rice, chicken, beef, pollock, tomatoes, cucumbers. All of the same kind. Ice cream (not very tasty), wine (warm, so no one took it), beer (sometimes runs out by mid-dinner). The assortment almost does not change from day to day, but you can eat.
3 Service. Missing. Employees show amazing virtuosity in avoiding fulfilling at least some of the requests of customers. Change the number, because this one goes to the crossroads, where scooters roar until one in the morning and it is impossible to sleep? All numbers are busy! (although in our wing out of 6 rooms 3 are free) Give a room in a non-smoking area? Here are the neighbors who smoke on the balcony all day long! How to get to Elli beach? Go to the bus stop and ask! Where is the nearest supermarket? Well, you get the idea.
4 Hotel. He was not bad. . . about 30 years ago. Since then, nothing has been repaired. There is a swimming pool on the territory, but no one cleans it (there is a 10 cm layer of shaggy mud at the bottom). There are plasma TVs in the lobby and dining area, but they are always off (broken? ). The rooms have carpet, but have never heard of it being vacuumed. There is a mini-safe, but no lock. 2 dogs live in the basement, tourists throw food to them from the balconies (barking, flies, stink). The windows overlook a busy intersection - a bonus to the noise is the entire periodic table from exhaust gases. In the evening, in the foyer, at least hang an ax from cigarette smoke (if the ax had not been stolen or broken). The owner of the hotel is a grey-haired, overgrown grandfather, who sits in the lobby and drinks vodka all day long. His niece works at the reception - an aunt of about 50 with fish eyes "there are many of you, but I am alone" and "you need it, you do it. " How did the Russian Post miss such a valuable shot?!
5 Beach. The nearest one is 500 meters next to the motorway. There are no toilets. Although there are 2 changing cabins, judging by the smell, they also perform these functions. 2 shower hoses. Sandy beach and part-time garbage yard. However, sand with cigarette butts is not such a dirty place. In a strip of 50m from the coast, there are so many plastic cans, bottles, bags, papers at the bottom that it is not clear why there are trash cans on the island? It’s easier to immediately throw all the waste into the sea!
6 City. Residents fundamentally do not clean up poop after their four-legged friends. A significant contribution is made by a huge number of stray cats. Sidewalks and lawns are significantly polluted (2nd place in dirtiness after Marseille). On average, no more than one street cleaner was encountered per day. At the same time, there are more dogs in Barcelona, but the city is cleaner!
7 Cherry on the cake. A worthy end to the rest were two juvenile Russian women of low social responsibility in the next room. Which after a smoke break and acc. musical accompaniment brought to the room of a gentleman from a nearby bar. To their regret, Akhmet was not able to adequately fulfill his male duty, but in gratitude for a pleasantly spent evening, he vomited on the elevator, the corridor and the door of our room.
1 Number (#106) . Very dirty. Everything that could be broken was broken: telephone, TV, fan, air conditioning (did not work throughout the hotel), both lamps, the toilet lid (to lift, you need to stick your finger into the hole in the center of the lid), even the electrical panel that turns off the light when leaving the room! Rooms are cleaned every 2 days (toile paper will have to be borrowed from a public toilet).
2 Nutrition. Suddenly not bad for a 2*. Breakfast: cheese, sausage, boiled egg, tea, coffee, juice. Lunch / dinner: fries, rice, chicken, beef, pollock, tomatoes, cucumbers. All of the same kind. Ice cream (not very tasty), wine (warm, so no one took it), beer (sometimes runs out by mid-dinner). The assortment almost does not change from day to day, but you can eat.
3 Service. Missing. Employees show amazing virtuosity in avoiding fulfilling at least some of the requests of customers. Change the number, because this one goes to the crossroads, where scooters roar until one in the morning and it is impossible to sleep? All numbers are busy! (although in our wing out of 6 rooms 3 are free) Give a room in a non-smoking area? Here are the neighbors who smoke on the balcony all day long! How to get to Elli beach? Go to the bus stop and ask! Where is the nearest supermarket? Well, you get the idea.
4 Hotel. He was not bad. . . about 30 years ago. Since then, nothing has been repaired. There is a swimming pool on the territory, but no one cleans it (there is a 10 cm layer of shaggy mud at the bottom). There are plasma TVs in the lobby and dining area, but they are always off (broken? ). The rooms have carpet, but have never heard of it being vacuumed. There is a mini-safe, but no lock. 2 dogs live in the basement, tourists throw food to them from the balconies (barking, flies, stink). The windows overlook a busy intersection - a bonus to the noise is the entire periodic table from exhaust gases. In the evening, in the foyer, at least hang an ax from cigarette smoke (if the ax had not been stolen or broken). The owner of the hotel is a grey-haired, overgrown grandfather, who sits in the lobby and drinks vodka all day long. His niece works at the reception - an aunt of about 50 with fish eyes "there are many of you, but I am alone" and "you need it, you do it. " How did the Russian Post miss such a valuable shot?!
5 Beach. The nearest one is 500 meters next to the motorway. There are no toilets. Although there are 2 changing cabins, judging by the smell, they also perform these functions. 2 shower hoses. Sandy beach and part-time garbage yard. However, sand with cigarette butts is not such a dirty place. In a strip of 50m from the coast, there are so many plastic cans, bottles, bags, papers at the bottom that it is not clear why there are trash cans on the island? It’s easier to immediately throw all the waste into the sea!
6 City. Residents fundamentally do not clean up poop after their four-legged friends. A significant contribution is made by a huge number of stray cats. Sidewalks and lawns are significantly polluted (2nd place in dirtiness after Marseille). On average, no more than one street cleaner was encountered per day. At the same time, there are more dogs in Barcelona, but the city is cleaner!
7 Cherry on the cake. A worthy end to the rest were two juvenile Russian women of low social responsibility in the next room. Which after a smoke break and acc. musical accompaniment brought to the room of a gentleman from a nearby bar. To their regret, Akhmet was not able to adequately fulfill his male duty, but in gratitude for a pleasantly spent evening, he vomited on the elevator, the corridor and the door of our room.
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