Гірше бути не може!!! It can't be worse!

Feedback for those who want to come here on vacation. We came here on a tour. The hotel is wonderful. About 3 stars and there can be no question. The pool, which was promised to us, was on the territory of another hotel, which needs to go 3 minutes and to buy you definitely need to buy something. There is no Wi-Fi in the rooms at all. Clean every 3 days. There is not even a broom in the room to accommodate. The so-called "Buffet" contained a minimal set of food. Chefs treat people selectively, because when the Germans come, the food is better. If you see a grandmother in black sitting at the bar, take no more than one peach on the buffet, because your grandmother will have a preventive talk with you. The sea will take a long time, 5 minutes. Moreover, the road to it runs through the road where cars drive, and when the sand starts, it is all in weeds and thorns.
There is no parking space, there is only a small piece of land in the courtyard of the hotel, which can accommodate no more than 4 cars. There is no entertainment at all, because around the buses. The nearest shop is a 5-minute walk away. Now about the numbers. Plaster is poured directly on the head. When you lie on a bunk bed, on the second floor, you can quickly find yourself on the first, because it can barely withstand a 20-kilogram child. While lying on the bed, be careful, because a cold shower can pour directly on your head from the air conditioner. You can breed trout on the balcony, because the water there is up to 3 cm, because the air conditioner lowers the water there. The furniture is rare and there is so much dust, as if it has not been wiped there since its manufacture. Tap water smells very unpleasant. There is no warm (I'm not talking about hot at all) water at lunch. Very bad sound insulation, because at night you can loudly hear the train going.
Now about the so-called "playground", which contains 4 plastic swings, without a back, on a rope. When riding on them, you need to keep your balance, because you will fall into the swamp. On these swings the content of children's entertainment ends. Territory 5 hotels are not cleaned. Fallen leaves, which have been lying there since autumn, are lying everywhere. Poor, withered palm trees, trees and plants are not pleasing to the eye. Stray dogs run everywhere, seeking refuge. The only good thing is the friendly and friendly staff and owners (except for the grandmother in black). In short, it is impossible to relax in this hotel. I advise you to find another option that will be a little more expensive, but you really relax.