Неоднозначная гостиница Ambiguous hotel

I traveled with my wife, son 5 years old, daughter 3 years old and a nanny. I took two rooms in the main building.
Mixed feelings about this hotel. Paternal and simply male. From the father's point of view, Arina is super. From a male perspective, not so much. First, about paternal... - A sea of ​ ​ ​ ​ children. Very large play area. Several rooms, toys, teachers, a children's toilet with small sinks and tiny toilets. (Don't go there yourself. Fuck you'll get into this toilet). Very good animation for kids. Somewhere every 2-3 days there are big children's evenings. The bastards are delighted. Beach with sand and gentle slope. 2 children's pools and an entrance to an adult with a gentle slope, and a trifle can frolic there too. All with sea water. the rooms have DVD players and the children watched cartoons on a big TV, and not on a blind screen player. There is an additional game room with machine guns, but already for the loot. When my women decided to rest and I was left alone with two bastards, they naturally fled like cockroaches. I ran after the younger one, and for the older one I was relatively calm, because there were only fathers and mothers around. Mine was caught by a Negro Frenchman trying to steal newspapers from the counter at the store. And gave it to me. A few days later I fished out his Negro baby from the deep end of the pool. Not very far away is the Shpar store, where you can buy havalovo familiar to children. Actimel or red caviar, for example. Food in the canteen for children is quite suitable too. Cons from the point of view of the father did not notice.
Now male. There is nowhere to go. At all. The village is naked. To Heraklion, a wheelbarrow is 25 e. To Chersonesus 35. True, they say there is a bus. Lots of screaming kids. Vanishingly few topless women.

There are truth and male pluses. Quality booze in bars. If you want to thump at an inopportune time, there is a Shpar store nearby. Maybe around the clock. Do not know. I shopped there at 7 am. Very frank adult animation evenings. Even excessive. Water aerobics is carried out by 4 aunts for different tastes. Busty blonde, leggy brunette, teen girl and faggot. Very fast wi-fi internet. (For free). In Hersonesus you can rent a buggy. The most powerful without a bzdёvogo machine 60 e + 40 e FULL insurance. I advise you to take it with her because it is not easy to manage the pepelats. There are models that are low-powered but of little interest. There is also a large selection of good quadras of different cubic capacity. If you are a beginner, do not chase show-offs. Stokubovik quite normally pull two even in the mountains. Helmets are free, but if you are squeamish, take your own one with you, or at least a balaclava. Go shopping in Heraklion with your half on Saturday. Everything is closed there on Saturdays. So that you can not hang around all sorts of fur coat shops, but calmly drink a beer. She will then go without you with some new acquaintance with great sense. Well, like everything. So, if there is offspring, it makes sense to close your eyes to go. Naman.