Just a nightmare

Written: 28 june 2011
Travel time: 15 — 27 june 2011
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 4.0
Just returned today with my husband from this terrible hotel! A 4 star hotel that absolutely does not match. We were in Greece for the first time, but before that we rested in more than one European four on the coast of Spain, Italy, Croatia, so there is something to compare with! I would like to tell you how the rest was spoiled so that you do not have a similar unpleasant situation! The husband took vouchers for 12 days, very far from cheap all-inclusive, there were no reviews in Russian about the hotel, only in English and Polish, the reviews were negative, but since the vouchers were bought, there was nothing to do and hoped for good! We went with a good and positive attitude to rest! Perhaps I’ll start from the place where we arrived, the small town of Ierapetra, from Heraklion Airport 2.
5 hours drive, the hotel is located on the outskirts of this city, on foot along the promenade you can reach the center of the town in 20 minutes, where life is essentially concentrated, cafes, restaurants, souvenir shops! The weather in those parts is warm, warm even at night (South of Crete), but strong winds that never end, become gusty with a howl in the evening, the town is washed by the Libyan Sea, the sea is cold, especially before lunch it practically does not heat up, in the evening it heats up a little , but swimming and staying for a long time is very problematic because of the cold, I suspect that cold undercurrents go in this place and therefore the sea does not heat up! We arrived at the hotel, filled out questionnaires, at that time there was lunch, to which we were not invited and did not wear bracelets! But this is nothing, we went to rest in the room, in the evening we ourselves came up and asked to dress, but in fact in the future we didn’t really need these bracelets!
That is, in fact, you can enter the sea only if you swim from the shore itself, there is no question of bathing people who cannot swim and children, almost no one has swum in the sea, because it is simply dangerous to go there so as not to break or break your legs! BUT plus the sea is very clean! There are umbrellas and sun loungers on the beach, there are no problems with this, towels are charged 2 euros per day! There is no bar on the beach! And now I’ll touch on the hotel itself, the hotel is basically small 70 rooms, a small lobby, everything is decent, the rooms are very small, but in fact we didn’t need a huge room, the room has normal, not old furniture, there is a balcony, the bathroom is very small, for an adult a tall man can hardly get up in the bath, it is just tiny, but I won’t say anything bad about the rooms, everything is pretty decent in principle !!!

And now room service is generally a separate speech, the rooms are cleaned if you put up a sign, but they clean it in 3 minutes, and everything was as dirty as it was, in fact, it remained, for 12 days while we were resting there, they never changed bed linen, towels were changed for 10 day, only after they told the maid several times, the husband stained trousers and shirt with red wine on Santorini, explained to the maid whether you can remove the stains, in response, she heard ok, the next day, while we were away, they brought us ironed trousers and a shirt, but all the stains as they were and remained, I was shocked not because we paid 15 euros for it, it’s not a pity, but it’s a pity that the Dolce Gabbana trousers with stains just scalded them, and it’s unlikely that you can reanimate them now, but they didn’t complain at the reception , it's useless!
But the most interesting thing that was in this hotel was a restaurant, I would honestly call it a Soviet dining room))))))))))) there are always no forks, then spoons, then some other utensils like plates and the like, people are outraged, but the staff just doesn’t care that someone doesn’t like it! But my main favorite topic is food! this is not food, but a uniform disgrace, I can say I like to eat delicious food, but I’m not whimsical, I can eat simple food if it’s well cooked! but they just don’t know how to cook there, you come for breakfast food inedible soy sausages, hard boiled eggs, french fries (but these are not french fries, but something else that is hard to explain) and that’s it!! ! some kind of dried croissants, and cucumbers, tomatoes, Peking salad, pancakes tasteless!
Lunch is even cooler, there is simply no hot choice, and pasta for lunch and dinner, moreover, unwashed, only the types of pasta change, periodically french fries or boiled, that’s all from side dishes! From meat, beef that simply does not chew and fish (the only decent one, and some kind of hot vegetables, and there’s simply nothing hot to choose from, so if a thread runs out of a tray, as in all normal hotels they don’t take out a new one, but you have to wait 20 minutes!
some absolutely incomprehensible dressings, one like adjika, but such a muck that you can’t take it in your mouth, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, fresh salad lie (the only thing they couldn’t spoil), and vegetables run out quickly no one can stand new ones and this is in the middle lunch or dinner, desserts are a separate topic every day people urgently want to shove some kind of indigestible yellow jelly, no one takes it, but every day they strongly endure it, like someone who probably)))) there is another type of cake, and what kind of mousses then, in total, there are five types of desserts, there are no fruits, even though it’s the season in Crete, they give current watermelons that are not sweet, and melons that I have never seen in my life are green and simply tasteless, plus apples and that’s it! And the main joke is that what is served hot is always half-cooled)))) Plus there are also 7 types of cold dishes, some cold pasta with something, dressings, beans and other crap, but the view is so unappetizing that it’s scary to take it!

We went to the canteen for the first 2 days, but we realized it was simply useless, and began to go to restaurants on the embankment, good restaurants everywhere serve freshly caught seafood, awesome shrimp salad, octopus salad, squid, everything is delicious, be sure to try the national Greek coffee, very unusually, I really liked the zorbas restaurant, almost all restaurants have a menu in Russian, you can eat with wine for two for 50 euros, you will overeat! where restaurants sell hand-painted ceramics, figurines of ancient Greek goddesses and thinkers, all at normal prices, various unlined hand-painted ceramics (caskets, jugs, vases) from 6 to 50 euros depending on the size, figurines from 5 to 30 euros, well, heaps of magnets, coasters, sandals, and all sorts of consumer goods, bought heaps for souvenirs, by the way, you can take out no more than 23 kg of luggage from Greece!
And as for the slabs that are dangerous for entering the sea, they go along the entire length of the city, it seems to me that there used to be either an embankment or piers at this place, but they were bombed or something happened to them over time, because these slabs lie under water, even in those places where there were and are no beaches, and they were clearly not made to enter the sea, but for other purposes, but apparently it is expensive and no one needs to pull them out, which is why they lie for several kilometers! and all here such in holes and pieces! It’s scary to think that a leg will fall, I don’t know how to pull it out! Yes, the hotel will not be modest in terms of complete shit, but the town itself is quiet and calm, there really are no clubs there, but you can sit comfortably in a cafe by the water! And about entertainment in the hotel itself, there are none at all, at 10 pm the bar in the hotel closes, and all life in the hotel dies out, there is no animation, who is used to it, no music, nothing, as if 10 blacks are out of touch with life!
By the way, there are no coolers in the hotel either, there is no gym either (although they say it is supposedly available), so you have to go to buy water in a supermarket, or collect it in the dining room, but if you come there after 10 pm to get 0.5 water, they will look at you as an enemy of the people and what the thread will be voiced in their local recitative! ))))) even funny, people can not drink! Well, in principle, and all that I wanted to tell you about this hotel, out of good intentions, I do not advise anyone to go there! There are much better places in Greece I'm sure!! !
Translated automatically from Russian. View original