"Hotel" "Ionis".

Written: 4 august 2007
Travel time: 5 — 12 may 2007
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 1.0
I will spit in the face of the one who called this miserable Soviet stall a hotel, and even a three-star one. The “hotel” is really located in the very center of Athens, but even this, given the terrible crowding of the city and the specifics of the area (Bangladeshi street vendors, the next door is a tavern of the Bulgarian diaspora, in which they light at night, a lot of blacks and a hangout of heroin addicts right on Omonia Square every night), this is not a plus, by any means. There are garbage bags piled around the stall, the pavement is dirty and stinky, and there are crowded Bangladeshi shops selling all sorts of cheap shit like vegetable cutters and donuts.
In addition, it is so small and miserable that I would spit in the face of someone who called this soviet hotel, and besides, a three-star one.
The hotel was built on the principle of a prison (that is, all its windows overlook a narrow courtyard-well, one on 10 floors), where can fresh air come from? You can't even see the sunrise there in the morning.

It is not possible to take a shower in the bathroom, because it is designed only for a sitting position. The hair dryer and air conditioner are 30 years old, bulky Soviet equipment painted with oil paint.
To open the refrigerator, you need to sit on the bed and spread your legs, otherwise you won’t get to it. Juice in a wretched canteen they dilute with water. The head waiter - if this old man can be called that - does not hesitate to wash the floor in the hall and pour dirty water directly into the front door of the hotel (fortunately, the roadway approaches the porch by a meter, and a bus stop is located five meters away, which is called "Hotel Ionis ").
What kind of pool or gym is there!
I fought with the bitch bastards at the reception to turn on what they called the air conditioner in this fucking room. But they even stubbornly refused to include this exhibit of the museum of prehistoric art under various pretexts. That, like, the temperature is below 25 ° - sorry, we do not turn it on. When it was 25 ° - like, we have technical difficulties, it doesn’t work in the whole hotel, then “the technician is already in a hurry to fix it, but alas, he still won’t get there”, then “contact after 15:00”.
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