In our absence, the lady will go to the apartment we paid for, to check ...Even before the arrival, we agreed with her that we would have a little York. Promising that on the day of departure we could leave him with speeches until noon (eviction time 11:00), she came to us at 9:30 and told us to sweep, because the dog promised everything and stinks. Unlike the lady, in my opinion, this dog takes a bath more often than this lady, and he only goes to the toilet in the yard! If you had read the reviews before, you would not have come here for nothing!
But the most important thing is if the owners of this house had even the slightest understanding of what normal service and common sense are. And the second one from them somehow even more than the first. That is, do not fall in in broad daylight to us under the pretext of finding out how we are resting, and in the meantime, look around the living room with your eyes (no, I am not joking or exaggerating), do not pull out the chargers from the sockets while we are not at home, and do not flatly refuse to give out this unfortunate frying pan so that we almost under torture beat them out of their permission once a day to fry something in their kitchen. At the end of the week, we even dared to take this desperate step - they gave us the smallest frying pan, the hostess personally turned on the gas under it, adjusted it according to some parameters known only to her, apparently passed down from generation to generation ever since this cottage got such a miracle as a gas pipeline, and after that she regularly looked so that, God forbid, we did not turn the gas knob upwards. Probably, the first attempt to do this would have ended in massacre. Well, do not try to kick us out on the last day before the designated departure date, citing the fact that the following people are already waiting for their turn to taste from this source of disappointment. Enough examples have accumulated over the week, but I think the reader has already caught the general idea.
In general, I can say one thing with confidence about this cottage - no savings are worth it. If you want to rent a good accommodation with all the conditions - you definitely do not come here.
Washer. Everything is a lie with the washer! There were already two of them. The principle is the same as with wi-fi. Double beautiful. ? Shower. Again, the ancient faith left its mark here. The god of cold did not tolerate heat next to the surface of the water. Naturally, no one would have started to heat the shower. Yes, and water for 4 people out of six is enough. The timid hope of converting the remaining two to the true path with cold water confirmed this. ? Participation (the keyboard burned his hands strangely when this word was typed in this context). For the convenience of the guests, the prices for all services were nicely printed on separate sheets and embedded with self-tapping screws on innocent walls. Taxi (remember the stray house), firewood - 50 UAH (remember the holy pan), fishing - everything is at your service. I will say more, the removed plates absolutely appeared in their places when we left for a ride. Magical place. This is probably why they wanted to kick us out early on the day of departure, because the magic is not rubber - it needs to be sucked in by others as soon as possible.
Afterword: ? It happens for everyone - the service is like the well-known foul-smelling brown mass. People are like that too. Within the framework of the Myslyvets hotel, you can count on uncompromisingness - there is both in the face of the owners and their offspring. ? Please do not repeat our mistakes and look for a place that will not spoil your vacation. You deserve it. Don't repeat our mistakes.
The owner of the house is a colorful person. Very rude and inappropriate.
I constantly turned off all the chargers from the outlet, came to turn off the light on the porch. They treat guests like morons.
The house at -10 on the first floor becomes cold.
Iron - no
hair dryer - no
Kitchen - plates, cups, spoons, forks, one pot, a frying pan did not give. You can cook once in the master's house in their small frying pan.
Fridge. The freezer is full, only one shelf is available.
So don't count on cooking.
There is no cold water in the washbasin. During the week of stay, no one bothered to repair.
The distance to the ski lifts is about 3 km, while they say a maximum of 1.5. You can only get there by taxi.
As a result, the house is more or less normal - the owners are not, because they are deceiving and rude. It feels like you owe them your own money.
1. Upon arrival, they broke the price, we agreed on one sum, threw an advance payment as agreed 50%, the remaining 50% when we arrive. Upon arrival, she simply wanted to charge us 65% of her explanations were typing awkward text mixed with shaking voice with bulging eyeballs. And this is all on New Year's Eve (had to pay +1400)
2. Every day the hostess met us sitting at the window, watching our every step. It is normal for these rednecks to break into our cottage at any time of the day without knocking with the pretext of checking the batteries and at the same time rummaging through OUR ITEMS!!!
3. New Year is a separate story, she forbade inviting friends who live in the neighborhood, we even thought about burying her in the backyard) but thank God this sick woman still has her mind and she fell asleep on New Year's Eve at 23-00 and we are very cultured spent NG.
Do not think that we are some sort of rude dregs, there are married couples, mostly great guys, I don’t understand why live like this, if you don’t like it, don’t invite guests!
PS all the locals in the area have heard about this hotel and said with sympathy that not everyone is like that.
PSPS I have been resting for the 5th season in Buka and this is the worst hotel in Polyanytsya for me!! !