Очень слабые 4 звезды Very weak 4 stars

I have an ambivalent impression of the hotel. Very friendly staff, good area imitating a small town (there is even a building that looks like a church), there is no feeling of crowding, although the hotel is quite large, clean, good location. But in general, the hotel, if it is possible to assign 4 stars, is very weak.
We lived in a bungalow with a private garden and a jacuzzi, the furniture is a little old, but not bad, there is a flat-screen TV in the bedroom, but the bathroom is just shameful. The toilet bowl is rusty, the lid on it is cracked, in the bath (with hydromassage) there are also cracks and smudges, for some reason the light is only above the washbasin, incl. if you take a bath at night, then you will have to do this almost in the dark. Of the accessories only soap, shampoo and comb.
Didn't like the food. Firstly, it is monotonous (half of the dishes are repeated daily), and secondly, it is often simply inedible. For example, my favorite gazpacho soup. living salt. Moreover, according to the reviews of the restaurant workers themselves, it is always like this. That is, all customers complain almost daily and nothing changes. In general, the chef seems to be a big fan of salt. There were at least two more salads that were simply impossible to eat. The choice of hot dishes is small and again monotonous. That is, there seems to be a lot of everything, but as soon as you approach the racks, there is nothing to choose from. Rice is different - great, but every day the same set, pasta too - five types, but with the same seasoning, soup - one, desserts are the same. Salads are repeated within 3-4 days. I absolutely do not advise going there for full board - the same food is offered for dinner as for lunch. The difference is in a couple of dishes. The hotel also has all-inclusive, but it is only valid until 23:00 and only for a very small set of drinks. It doesn't apply to snacks. That is, even for the most miserable sandwich you have to pay. No pizza, not even a bag of beer chips. Yes, and I was also incredibly lucky - in a restaurant a cockroach climbed onto a chair, what size they are in Tenerife, I think you know. I don’t know how I didn’t throw a tantrum there, even the little ones terrify me. From that evening, for the remaining two days, it constantly seemed to me that they were everywhere.

It was also noisy in the evenings, until 12 o'clock, from neighboring hotels, although we go to bed late and this did not bother us. Yes, and there was absolutely miserable animation. And all in German.
We took the car t, we got it very cheap, because. It was low season and the girl gave us a good discount. They also bought tickets to Loro and Siam parks. We did not take any excursions, we went everywhere ourselves with a guidebook.