история нашего отдыха history of our holiday

I'll start from the beginning... I chose the hotel for a long time and read the reviews . . And I chose the Santa ana hotel... my operator advised La Cala, but I insisted on it. and so we arrive . . we arrive at the hotel and they tell us there are no places, go to the neighboring La Cala hotel... we go there, upset . . the administrator says tomorrow the hotel manager will come and you will talk to him and everything will be fine . . but for now she gave us we give you a better room than you would get there... we come to the room... for 3 stars the room is good... bath, toilet, trouble . . the sea view is amazing . . though the beds are separate well, we were not embarrassed we moved them and it turned out that the beds were moving and the side was nailed to the wall : )). . oh well... we ran to the sea... the sea is a fairy tale beach too, you can write about it for a long time but I will say this . . you don’t enter the sea getting used : ))... in short, we relaxed after the sea and decided not to raise a scandal . . in the end, the main thing is the sea. and stayed . . in the end... the terrace in our hotel is good there is always a shade . . which is not unimportant at lunch . . but a dirty disaster . . once a day my aunt passes and wipes the free tables with one rag !! ! chairs never at all . . before we sat down, we wiped them with napkins, because the white pants were ruined on the very first day... people got up and left the dirt on the tables and they don’t clean up the glasses and the staff too . . by the way, full self-service . . there is a bar counter if you know how to make cocktails no, then you're out of luck . . only plastic disposable glasses . . the bar closes at 23 and that's all, even if you want to sit further, there's nowhere to buy, you have to go, not far, but still in a cafe around the corner... food well, let's just say for an amateur, we discussed this topic with vacationers, one likes the other not . . I will tell my opinion . . there was rice, pasta and french fries constantly as a side dish 3 times a day... constant fish in different versions . . 2 times a week there was chicken as a variant of fish, the fish did not disappear at the same time : )) 1 time pork ribs and beef other times . . few fruits and do not look very appetizing...
the room was cleaned like this, we put 2 euros, I don’t know, maybe it’s not enough . . she made the bed for us, not my sheets . . someone will say why change every day, at home no one changes every day . . I’ll say how I didn’t wash, but the sand in the bed got in . . she made the sheets and didn’t cowardly . . I had to do it myself . . it’s not difficult to understand, then why should I leave a tip . . there’s nothing for it . . animation . . haha ​ ​ . . a girl walked around in the afternoon and molested in English to play with her either dominoes or darts or something . . in the evening peace and quiet....in neighboring hotels there is music lights and we have a quiet hour..... there is no playground for children at all... so who wants to sleep and swim here . . and who also wants a holiday, I do not advise