Худший отдых в моей жизни Worst vacation in my life

Chose this hotel, looking at the ratings on other sites (sorry, I did not find this one). Now I wonder: who wrote all this? Well, how can you give 4 points for food if every morning you have to stand in a long queue just to sit down? If the cutlery is so dirty that it is disgusting to look at them, even the remnants of food come across here and there. If there is practically no choice: for breakfast every morning scrambled eggs, two types of cheese, two types of sausage, tomatoes, cucumbers, muesli. I'm not exaggerating - there's nothing else! ! In addition, scrambled eggs are not salted at all, and coffee and tea, on the contrary, cannot be drunk - even after sugaring, you feel the disgusting taste of water. Either terribly chlorinated, or I don’t know what else. We were pleased with only one thing - that we only paid for breakfast. Three times a day, we could not stand such mockery.
The rooms are also "wonderful": the beds are squeaky spring mattresses, I wake up every day with a sore back. The shabby chest of drawers is missing a pair of handles. A 14-inch TV is suspended from the ceiling (you can break your neck to watch), there is no remote control.
Maybe it's because we lived on the last, sixth floor, or maybe it was like that everywhere, but our cleaning lady burst into the room to clean up when we just returned from breakfast and even in theory we couldn't have time to go anywhere. And once it collapsed altogether, when we had not even risen yet - at 8:35. Haven't seen this anywhere!

Yes, Wi-Fi also works disgustingly here - a weak signal, and the login and password do not allow you to work on two devices at once. If you are logged in on a computer, forget about your smartphone. And vice versa.
The hotel has a children's room, but it is closed. God be with him, with the worker - we ourselves would tinker with the child, just let him go.
The beach is not very far - 500 meters, but not 50 (!!! ), as stated. Alhambra is not the first line, but the second. Between these two lines there are two highways and one railway (you have to go through the underpass). Sunbeds and umbrellas for 5 euros. I came with my family - two sun loungers and an umbrella = 15 euros. Wow! Africans scurrying along the beach worse than in Sochi, selling fake watches, bags, glasses, and Asians offering massages. The pool at the hotel is microscopic and you don’t want to climb into it at all because of the strong smell of bleach.
In general, a poisoned vacation. I do not advise anyone. Praise, I'm afraid the hotel is nothing. Well, except for the fact that the staff is friendly.