больше не поедем we won't go again

We arrived yesterday and immediately write a review about this wonderful hotel. What's the five? the only thing that was good was the weather and the heated pool near which even the bar did not work. The staff is generally morons who are not educated in front of people, yelling at the whole restaurant in their own language, so you don’t feel very comfortable. Food is disgusting, is it ultra all inclusive? From normal food there was only potatoes and rice and a couple of puffs. Fruits: some oranges and dates are not possible. Ice cream has never been seen only in the refrigerator under lock and key. The sea - you can’t swim, it’s clear there’s nothing more to do there. Animation? A girl with a whistle near the pool jumped, that's all, and on the beach, under the exclamations of bartenders, about 10 people danced the same thing every day. In the evening, in general, nonsense music, in principle, no at all, and even a huge territory, well, not a single bench was sitting on sunbeds.
On the topic of smoking _we don't smoke, well, there are no places for smoking, why smoke on the beach and don't say anything. And they call it 5 stars?? ? I wrote the whole truth and please if you have any questions ask, I will answer