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Epigraph:

“Pavlo Vasyliovych loved only his articles, while others, which he had to read or listen to, always impressed him with a cannonball aimed directly at his face. »

AP Chekhov "Drama"

"Any adventure has to start with something ...banal, but even here it's true .... "

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

Before embarking on a long story about a five-day and unremarkable vacation, it should be said that we do not like Charm and constantly vow not to come here.

We have been here three times and we are only confirming our impressions with new ones. This is not our city.

“Everything said three times becomes true. "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

There is a branch of discussion somewhere in Turpravda where it is better to have a rest - in Sharm or Hurghada, so I have something to tell you about this. There are cities that you like at first sight. I have Odesa, the small town of Tovste, Peter and, oddly enough, Hurghada. And there are cities I don't like, sorry for the truth, Kyiv, Moscow, Gonio and Sharm - I don't feel comfortable here, I can't solve any issues, in general, the feeling of Alice flying in a rabbit hole.

"Don't be sad, " Alice said. - Sooner or later everything will become clear, everything will fall into place and line up in a single good scheme, like lace. It will become clear why everything was needed, because everything will be right. "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

Start over.

White Rabbit put on his glasses.

"Where should I start, Your Majesty? " he asked.

"Start over, " said the King gravely, "and read until you reach the end; then stop.

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

I don't like to plan (I like impromptu), a clear plan - drives me crazy, but I have to. I went crazy in anticipation of vacation trying to bring all the circumstances together (money, vacation, health, etc. ). So I never went crazy about vacation. Here were reasons of a personal nature, which could prevent the planned annual winter tour on the spirits and of course the financial issue. I really wanted to be at sea in winter!

"The plan, to say the least, was excellent: simple and clear, it is better not to come up with. He had only one drawback: he did not know how to do it.

"L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

In addition, I was suffocated by the frog that Kyivites always pay less (and earn more) and I wanted to pay less for nosebleeds. She started going crazy in December.

I talked on the Internet with agencies and specific people (thank you Andrew! ), Ran around the agencies, took a loan at work. But it was not so. Prices after the NG grew terribly, although in previous years, it was the "dead season", the cheapest. As a result, seeing my suffering and throwing, my husband took the money and passports and "decided" everything himself. It turned out that an acquaintance of my parents works in the nearest travel agency, where we have not yet applied. Since it turned out from my research that everyone's prices are not very different (as well as the choice of hotels), I was not outraged, but accepted everything stoically - different, although it was a shame that many were confused.

The two of us loved the hotel before, completely in parallel, so because our opinions converged, that's how it turned out. Summing up, I can say that we still overpaid (the guys at the hotel received 1 day more and paid 4 thousand less, and those who are on the "Fortune", then in general ...I do not understand why ...

I monitored the prices) ...the frog won ...the only consolation is the proverb: "if you have never been deceived, you are not a tourist" ...let's relax ....

- Taking something seriously in this world is a fatal mistake.

- Is life serious?

- Oh yes, life is serious! But not very…

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

In general, we chose a hotel in Sharm (just not to pay a visa - $ 50, and go as a "blue onli"). The hotel was on the outskirts, where some "experts" promised coral. According to the description, there was everything we needed in the hotel, we were not disappointed.

The hotel I liked here was beautiful and cozy!

Faraana Heights Resort 4 *

- review here: https://www.turpravda.com/eg/sharm_el_sheyight -h25777-r287557.html

And there was a sea nearby! You can walk!

"You can't imagine how breathtaking you will be when you are thrown right into the sea - boo! »

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

We drove all Saturday - around the gray.

Awaiting Flight

Arrived late in the evening tired. The airport in Sharm impressed in turn - as always tried to force to pay for a visa, although it is not needed here. Deliberately create a queue and drive from one dude to another.

"Everything is as usual - well, what a disgrace! " L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

It wasn't hot again.

The hotel struck a wasteland - no one is visible.

Hall

Wonderful. Receptionist Tony (Curly) sent us to eat, and check in later. Despite the fact that we were late for dinner, the waiters kindly and cheerfully returned the food to the tables and we left.

Dinner

The bar was on the other side, so it was not possible to wash the arrival immediately. We were taken to the room by some intricate road and I immediately stopped navigating (and then confused, like everyone else). And then a miracle happened - the building was nearby (and not like in the backyard), very nice, all in bougainvillea among the palm trees. "My" really wanted to come here, and we turned here. Miracle!

Наш корпус

We went up to the 2nd floor, went down to the mezzanine floor (who builds like that? ) And here was our room.

I immediately liked him, but I tried to "press the happy face" so as not to show my admiration for the staff.

Our number

We all checked at once to make sure it worked (it sometimes helps), and the man thanked the porter with a dollar and squeezed it out.

The rest began. We quickly changed clothes and went to the bar.

And there were "dances", probably vacationers warmed up : ). We drank a glass - the gin was terrible and decided to switch to whiskey. There was no wine, and we do not drink beer. As a result, admiring the amateur, went to the room to sleep. Everything will be tomorrow!

Tomorrow never happens today! Is it possible to wake up in the morning and say, "Well, now, finally tomorrow"?

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

28.

01.2018 - Dnyukha.

Only in the morning we were able to appreciate the beauty and "latitude" of the hotel - there is a place to walk and sunbathe, the sea is visible, around the beauty, only cold, the wind blows all the nonsense. We brought winter with us ...And yet I am glad that this day I am in Egypt and no one knows me and will not cling!

First morning!

And you need to explore the hotel!

We ran everywhere and took pictures. Then they decided to find a way to the sea. Accidentally "caught" a beach bus near the reception - he pulled out a tractor gardeners. It was a lot of fun (and scary) to meander the hotel's narrow paths, dragging gardeners on a tractor. Everyone laughed and waved - the "tourists" were having fun. If the bus went to the beach like that, I wouldn't go anymore. But, it turns out, behind the pools there is a stop with a barrier and seats (ie.

no need to wander around the hotel), where we picked up aunts in towels and ran to the beach. The bus is on schedule and beeps.

Arriving at the beach, we appreciated its width, desolation, windbreak and huge waves.

Хвиліиииииыыыыыыыы

And immediately froze and returned to the hotel on the same bus as the aunts.

They said that in the first days it was much warmer, but now it has changed. Журбинка. We brought winter with us ...

You see, everything is moving somewhere and turning into something, what are you dissatisfied with?

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

The beach is huge!

We came to the hotel to meet the guide Join Appa (who was late) where we met all the newcomers.

We did not plan excursions (14 times in Egi! ), But we studied the price with interest. I really wanted to go to a fish restaurant. However, the "experienced" immediately "calmed" me, saying that Charm is more expensive than Hurghada and for 3 dollars I will not have lunch with seafood. The seafood lunch price is $ 25 (later it turned out that it was even possible on a yacht). But this is absolutely terrible for our budget.

Here is the difference between Sharm and Hurghada and why this is not clear!

No matter how hard she tried, she could not find a shadow of meaning here, although all the words were quite clear to her.

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

People signed up for diving (60-55 and snorkeling 40 bucks) and a trip to Israel ($ 130 in addition to spending there) on Tuesday.

We decided to sign up for a free tour of Charm on Monday (like everyone else) - well, you need to see this sharming Charm at least once and understand what it is, and then somehow do not like it just like that, without reason, although it is better to say everything here for us , and this is the basis. It is necessary to fix.

Then we had lunch. We lay by the pool, played darts (where is my favorite bocce? And no ... ). The animators tried.

Басейни ....

All amenities

Animators

Jacuzzi with" warm "water - if you include

At lunch I was "calculated" by the waiters and their passport manager - they wanted to have a dinner party.

I tried to explain to them on "Pagent English" (which I was taught in Ego : )) that I don't like days (I'm not 17), I come here not to celebrate and "I don't need anything", I don't like sweets I generally want to forget about this event ...yeah, how can you forget here ...agreed on a cake in the room and all. Then I was asked for a few more days why I didn't want a party? Yyyy ...there is no way to turn away from these days ....

“My situation is hopeless, but I can kick! »

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

And in the evening there were drums and dancing in the restaurant - another little waterman. A big blonde aunt with a neckline in size 5 and a mini, eyelashes with rhinestones, a hole in the nose, boots with perforations and an open toe, and gold teeth - was a star.

To understand how she spoke - listen to "Lullaby" by Sasha and Sirozh, get high. In general, I gladly lost her lead (well, I can't keep up : ) sitting modestly in the corner and watching the dancing and "squeezing" of the birthday girl with the staff. By the way, the day and drums for the week was enough, it's good that I managed to "get off" the topic ....and the cake failed in the room until the end of the holiday, as always.

Днюха з барабанами

«- Don't you want a cake? Hare kindly suggested.

Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing but kettles and tea utensils.

"What cake? " "I don't see him, " she said.

"He's not here, " Hare confirmed.

- Why offer? It's not very polite! Alice said indignantly. »

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

cake

Then they decided to go to the beach to keep warm. Our new friends on vacation met Kemal (seller of oil shops) and ordered shrimp (2 servings) and strawberries from him. And he brought big jars of "seafood" - soup with shrimp, crabs and squid. On 4 of these 2 jars exactly. Here was a gift at the bottom that needed! Great seafood soup from the Farez restaurant for $ 3! We then ordered it, because it is very tasty and filling.

Soup of my dreams!

We jumped a little on the waves - not weak and on the amateur: I did not want to choke.

The sea is worried once ...the sea is worried twice ...

Then we went to see the beach of the neighboring hotel Barcello and around the corner saw a long pontoon.

A security guard chased after us, but we went out over the fence and went on the pontoon (apparently, we did it in advance, before building a hotel and he fled the orphan somewhere in the distance). The wind and the waves were fierce, so we didn't make it to the end, we were afraid it would blow. The pontoon stood on a trifle and there were branches with ladders, but without handrails.

The pontoons are long!

But, unfortunately, we did not notice that at the very end, where the precipice with coral ladders do not exist. The guard ambushed us on the way back to the fence - he said - go around as you want, but not on the beach. We rubbed. How to understand that? What's up? I started whining and showing my legs - they hurt, I got tired. Really peeling from the sand was what you need and just go deep into the sand is very tiring.

And the sun was already setting, it became gloomy, to go somewhere around the tin at all. Seeing that he had stunned us, the guard growled and missed.

To Barcello!

But we walked for a long time, so the bus "ran away" and we walked to the hotel. We were crazy, I wanted to eat and drink to keep warm.

Walking to the hotel

In the evening there was a bar, but not for long, because my aunt (let's call her "Lullaby") was in full swing and dancing was completely dazzling. It is good that there are places where you can sit with drinks in silence. Then we happily went to the room to rest, and Lullaby with company to go to town. It should be noted that she "lit" the whole holiday by the pool and in the evening (dancing - mandatory), and together with the company brought with her + a new retinue. It was very fun to watch them.

But, we have our own rhythm of rest, although I also danced and played darts with her and the animators ...and where will you go?

«- And where can I find someone normal?

"Nowhere, " said Keith, "are there any normal people. " After all, everyone is so different and dissimilar. And this, in my opinion, is normal. »

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

29.01. 2018 - free tour of Charm.

Alice was surprised that she was not surprised, but the strange day had just begun and it is not surprising that she had not yet begun to be surprised. "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

World Monument and Blooming Thorn

I must say that it was interesting and informative. Sunset was from 8 am to noon. A very good Russian-speaking (and not cheap) guide to Join Appa told many things we didn't know about (14 times! ).

Would you say it doesn't matter?

But no - it was interesting, although Charm is a young city and there is nothing interesting here. Rather, we saw 80% of the interesting and concluded: this city is not the only conglomerate (as we are accustomed to), but consists of separate towns (here they are called districts) which are separated by desert and wasteland. It is 45 km away, so it is difficult to get somewhere if you have settled on the outskirts. And this is very important ....if you have not understood this before : )! ! ! ! !

Important - not important ...not important - important ...

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

At first we were taken to the mosque.

Mosque

Looked at the mosque outside (not allowed inside, prayer).

The representative of the mosque - a lady in full closed clothes (which, according to her, a boy called a "ninja"), with blue eyes, spoke very well and dynamically about his religion, which she chose consciously after moving. Gradually leading us to believe that because they honor the tenets of previous religions, as well as the prophets (including Jesus), but no longer need images to perceive God, it is much more progressive. And Christians should remember (or learn) about the Council of Nicaea, when the Byzantine pagan emperor rewrote and rewrote everything that came from Christ, establishing a modern religion (which was later abandoned by Protestants). All this is very interesting, but painful. I don't know what is on the CDs we were given in the mosque, but their approach to missionary work among tourists is impressive.

Hence the moral: I do not understand something. ».

Why are some so fond of looking for morality everywhere? "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

Mosque

Then there was the Coptic Orthodox Church (which some tourists from our group called "Ukrainian" : ).

Coptic Church

For barefoot and with open shoulders, "golden" tunics were issued at the entrance. Handkerchiefs were not needed.

Inside - the photo does not convey all the beauty

Then we were taken to the shops. And why did you think - why did you think about all this? Yes, you know. That's why.

The first on the list was the Nefertiti oil factory.

Again, there was a great guide - an interesting woman under 50 (probably) in boyfriends, silver jewelry and a stylish haircut on gray hair. Like a sweet-sounding siren, she clung to her sore spots: “Black cumin oil helps with everything but death! ». How well said! But try this and this! Today you get a 50% discount! All sales consultants are our girls.

Cashiers and management - Egyptians. In general, there are favorable conditions for tourists: they communicate with them in one language. Well, the oil of this cumin for 3 months. (course) - $ 25. You can buy cheaper from us on the Internet. Of course you can talk about quality and counterfeits, but it's hard to check in any case, what's there, what's here. An interesting fact - men were smeared with the scent of "Ramses" and everyone smelled differently. But women's fragrance is the same. It is a pity that in our cold all the aromas change. It seems to me they are only for Jega.

I do not buy more fragrant oils there.

Nefertiti

Then there was a factory of papyrus and other souvenirs. Everyone was running around the rooms like crazy, and it was already tired. I don't know what they bought there, but I had to wait a long time to go to dinner.

- What am I crazy about? said Alice.

"There's nothing you can do, " Keith said. "We're all out of our minds here, both you and me. "

Outwardly, they were very similar and were like Trulyal and Tralyal, dressed in black clothes, and behaved vilely and rudely.

They were standing under a tree, hugging each other's shoulders, and Alice knew at once which of them was Trulyal and which was Tralyal, because one of them had "TRU TRA" embroidered on his collar. "

- If you think we are made of wax, then spread the money! Money is paid for viewing! Otherwise it will not work! By no means! »

...L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

These ladies brought their guide to a fit of rage (and this should be able to) - demanded that he personally drive them to hotels to choose. Then in the process of rest (they still stayed) showed themselves in all their glory. The staff greets them (everyone is friendly here) - and in response: did you not bring a blanket? "( by the way, extra blankets and pillows in the closet ).

At the reception (to Tony) - "you're standing here xxxxx, let's turn on the jacuzzi! "...And another, another ...But, I was distracted ...

In general, such prices were broken at the reception (if 8 people are recruited, before the transfer to Soho for $ 2 in both directions).

So we had to conclude - we are going alone, but not today and where - we will decide when our friends will return from Jerusalem.

- Please tell me where to go from here?

- Where do you want to go? Keith replied.

- I don't care… - said Alice.

- Then it doesn't matter where you go, - said Keith.

L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

30.01. 2018 - a day by the pool and Bedouin village.

Tan somehow did not appear and it was decided to take it seriously - to sunbathe, but better not at sea, but by the pool. We had a good time, there was animation and Lullaby with company, too - and it's fun.

Eh ...beauty and cold water

After lunch it was decided to go "on the coral" to the left (on the advice of "experts"). We reached the beach and went to the left.

Шалаш

I tried to find a town with smaller waves, because it was not comfortable (and for me it is not possible, I can not cope with the currents) to dive into the surf. By the way, I was in no hurry - the people on our beach were properly scratched (they found stones in the sand) when they were turned over by the surf. In general, just outside the city beach, I had hope to go and see something. The buildings on the beach in the form of huts were guarded. They decided not to react, and I tried to go into the water.

This is what the entrance to the coral area looks like - it is very inconvenient and close to the village < / small>

And here the Arab guys rushed to us from nowhere.

We don't even have time to wash the dishes! »

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

They also started waving at me - come on, come on for tea! ». The man gave a sign - "Valim! ». I quickly gathered and shouted that our "business" began to move away, my husband caught up with me and began to reproach me that I was climbing everywhere and "substituting" him. In principle, he was right, but I tried to get accurate information on the site, but did not get and climbed as a pioneer (I'm writing for Turpravda! Where is my T-shirt? : ).

Therefore, I write myself with a warning, for those who are not rude and do not like extreme sports. For those 5 minutes That I swam, my husband was not only lured to tea (the same as in the hotel) and began to demand "chocolate", a van dollar, as well as try on sneakers. I brought 2 chocolates, but I gave one to Kemal's sweetheart, who brought us soup, strawberries and shared wifi, and the other was taken out by the canteen manager, who really wanted to give me a snuffbox with drums.

and if we are not allowed there and all? We decided to turn to Kudryavchyk at the reception - maybe he will somehow shake the question (naive).

Kudryavchyk voiced - 10 dollars from the nose!

I don't care what to ask if I still don't get an answer, right?

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

I was powerless ...I began to resent that there was no way to get out of here and there were no corals ...Kudryavchyk said - near Barcello, he can be seen from the window. I clarified - we will not be expelled? Not everything is OK! We left. Before reaching the buoys of Barcello, we stopped and settled on the sand. I immersed myself: there is something. Took a camera.

Although here the sausage waves.

But there are small fish fed on small things.

In general - "and without fish - cancer fish", I was born hoping to swim with a mask.

But, here, of course, two guards from Barcello came running and told us to get away. Here is their beach, and ours is 50 meters away. I started whining that we don't have corals, they waved their hand straight to the sea - look there! Everything was meaningless.

If that were the case, it would be nothing. If, of course, it was. But because it is not, so it is not. This is the logic of things.

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

Go there! ! ! ! !

Our friends from vacation returned from the trip inspired and full of impressions and slept until lunch. After listening to my sorrows, we decided to go to Soho in the evening - it's beautiful and interesting.

At first, Sharm's charms aroused skepticism, but we had to see this monument as well.

After monitoring the vacationers and asking Kemal for prices, it was found that the minibus to the Old Town was 5 pounds from the nose (1 dollar = 17.66 pounds).

To Soho (it is closer) by taxi do not give more than a dollar from the nose (4-5 ask for a car and a company of 4 people. , Just fits very well).

From the hotel go for a while on a desert road through the police station to the circle and catch there.

But we were caught! : ) The driver of an empty minibus stuck with an offer to take us where we need for 8 dollars. We told $ 5 to Soho and he happily agreed. He did not pick up anyone else and clearly did not go the route. How he drove is a separate story, I will say one thing - a ride with the wind and songs.

Overtaking all the vehicles, he managed to communicate with colleagues - taxi drivers: he shouted loudly and laughed at the open window. I said that I understood that he was saying for sure: “Guess how lucky you are, I found a horse and took them to Soho for 5 bucks. The day was a success! ». In general, we also found it funny - this is Egypt! But how cool we drove - not a trivial taxi!

More and more expensive!

More and more amazing and wonderful! More and more interesting! It's getting weirder and weirder! Everything is amazing and amazing! …………… L. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

Profits in Soho from an unusual side. The driver offered to wait, but we refused. At the entrance around the police post and check hand luggage, and the passage through a metal detector.

Soho

Everyone walks among the lights, around shops and cafes.

Soho

But, I somehow grew up and I'm not very interested in it all. More amused people, especially showy women (both ours and eastern). We didn't get much photos, thank you friends - there is something.

In addition, we went on a tour of the Savoy Hotel - we were kindly treated by the manager. The hall impressed with luxury and live orchids and roses.

But then our tour operator showed photos of the rooms (she was there in the info tour) - so to speak: style - "sovdepiya", the usual sanatorium with not interesting numbers. Our hotel clearly won in this regard.

In general, the guys went to the shop to buy coal for hookah - and the seller remembered them for a year: they bought a hookah from him! And they say that all white on one face: ).

In general, after gaining weight, we went home - by taxi for $ 5. Cheito did not drive to the hotel, stopped in a circle near the police station and we clapped on foot up the hill to the entrance to the hotel. They washed everything in the bar (it is right at the entrance to the reception).

"If everything in the world is nonsense, " said Alice, "what's stopping you from making sense? " ".....L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

01.02. 2018 - vanity.

One of the vacationers instilled in me an old man, which we probably did not understand and the price of 10 bucks to Farana with transfer and lunch at the hotel. Then he was destined - he also wanted not just to dive, but also to see something. Since he is a sports swimmer, he was able to come from our beach through the surf and swim a distance of 50 meters, but saw nothing but grass and a lonely slope.

Well, after breakfast we went to talk to the reception again.

The price has risen - they added a transfer and, of course, without food: $ 25 from the nose. I no longer knew what to do and was loudly indignant in the lobby about Sharm, its prices and the inability to resolve any issues. The receptionists did not pay attention to me, they did not see that (where to Tralyal and Trulyal). Here our guy ran up and said that he took a picture of a travel agency advertisement in a circle - a yacht trip to Tirana for 13 dollars from the nose.

Our phones were not adapted (as I said for Egypt 4, and we did not buy seven) - so our friend in Viber was negotiating. We agreed on tomorrow - swim with a mask at three stops, lunch and we will be taken away from the barrier. I had to clarify from which? I saw a barrier where the beach bus runs. And at the main entrance - just a gate. The answer is at the main entrance at 8 o'clock. Money? Money accompanying the bus. I was happy! Finally I will float properly!

Exit found - not an expensive tour!

" Few find a way out, some do not see it, even if they do, and many do not even look for " L. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

We still sunbathed and had lunch (by the way - the pools are very cold, it is almost impossible to swim in them. There is a heated jacuzzi - but there is a lot of competition).

The guys decided to go to the Old Town for fruit and suitcases (orders are native), and we decided not to go to save money - we have a trip tomorrow! So again I spent time doing nothing (which is very difficult for me), although the tan has already become noticeable.

"There was absolutely nothing for her to do, and to sit idle, you know, is not easy. » Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

They liked the old town a little - the classic oriental bazaar, when you are afraid to get a phone and tightly squeeze money, and everyone clings to you. But there was a very beautiful mosque, much more beautiful than on the tour.

Fruits at 1 dollar per kg

02.02. 2018 - how we did not go anywhere.

The intrigue did not work out, you already understood everything. : ).

Charm is not our city and does not want to let us out with good impressions (this does not apply to the hotel).

I woke up early, I put on my navy outfit for the yacht (striped T-shirt and striped espadrilles, blue sweater, vintage cap with anchors, vest and took a bag in the subject).

My outfit for the yacht (only instead of striped espadrilles sandals)

Watched from the balcony as a local dog having fun. At first he went to visit the first floor, got a sweet bun, then stole (took) from the chair of the next room lifon from a swimsuit and chewed it a bit. It's good that he didn't meet the hostess, she obviously wanted to punch him in the face.

Pisyk chews bra

We went to the dining room (ahead of time) - and there are already a lot of people who are going on excursions. We were happy - not alone. For the first time we take a tour from the street.

The guide intimidated at the meeting - grit: do not come, and if you say the room number, you will come, and there is a bill - pay a fine, like a missed tour. I told all this fun to those who did not hear our guide. It turned out that all people took tours in a circle and paid for them by receiving receipts. At the same time, for a similar tour of ours, paid 15 dollars.

I thought about myself very well - I managed to make a good deal.

Never think of yourself as others do not think of you, and then others will not think of you as you would like them to seem. "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

I lined everyone up to wait outside the hotel gates, not at the front desk. Everyone arrived on time. We are waiting. Those who were taken away for $ 15 at 8-10, we are waiting for ....those who are on safari + diving, at 8-15. And we are gone. A dog came chewing a bra in the morning, but he couldn't comfort us either. I decided to act - ran to the reception.

There was a sluggish English-speaking boy who, seeing me, sighed heavily. Gru - help! You need to call your friends, they are asleep. I do not remember the number. Made me look for passports (copies). They searched - I did not recognize. Then he clarified when they arrived - on Saturday morning. I say - a computer! He nods and pulls out a huge Talmud written off by hand. I ask - is it a computer? He laughs.

If you think about it, probably the driver just did not want to come to the farthest hotel Sharma, and through the police checkpoint on the circle (even a taxi took us only to this place) through 2 people.

I cursed and cried and told everyone who listened that I do not like Charm, that everything is here because of W ... ! Although the hotel is good.

"- You have to say what you think!

- I always do! Alice blurted out, then, after a moment's thought, added honestly, "Well, at least думаю at least I say what I say. " In general, it's the same thing! »

Л. Carroll "Alice in Wonderland"

She said that I spit on everyone and I will desperately do what I want - go to the reef Barcello and let me stop! My friends supported me and comforted me by saying that in the evening we will try the sweet fruits they bought in the Old Town! Nothing helps to improve your mood like thoughts about delicious food!

Now, for example, I was in despair for two hours with jam and sweet buns. "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

We decided at the beginning to reach the pontoon behind Barcello to dive into the depths.

Pontonisce

But, as noted above, there is no ladder to the depths. Bummer. Another diver, that good swimmer, also went with us and decided to try to swim with a mask on the small. He caught our star and said that the fireplace was full of fish. That it is full of hedgehogs and so it was visible. She slid gently, water to her knees. And I looked into the hole where I saw a strange fish - a little white moray eel! Ai!

I flew the bullet to the pontoon.

Knee-length trinkets with hedgehogs near the pontoon

Gody - let's go to Barcello!

Barcello Beach

We still managed to swim, although the guard was standing on the beach and swearing - from Faraana came a lot of fans to swim with a mask. Well ....3 times for the whole vacation - better than none.

Fish

In the afternoon we tried a small Egyptian mango by the pool (nothing, as it turned out, delicious), some pear-shaped apples (I like to crunch) and persimmons from which the jaws were raised significantly.

Small delicious mango

Khuram and some apples

Then they took their small lemons (1 kg - a dollar) from Kemal and went to gather. We did not gather and returned to the bar.

Here we were joined by guys from Zaporozhye - always a little crumpled, drunk and appear as soon as it gets dark. They said that they dived into the pool only once and did not reach the sea.

They played in the casino (lost $ 1.000), went to discos with animators (where they fought) and so on. They are enough for Egypt for 3 days, then boring, and from the local alcohol all the organs fall off. I can't drink ...: )

If you dry a bottle marked "poison" together, sooner or later you will almost certainly feel a slight malaise. "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

After talking, they ran away from them to the snakes and to the room. The holiday came to an abrupt end.

Бай! Bye!

In general, despite the hustle and bustle, we seemed to have a good rest (especially compared), but we didn't get anywhere.

At the same time there is a service - no queue for $ 25! Well, they want to fulfill the visa plan by any means! All this is created artificially.

We stood for 2 hours and barely made it to the plane, there was no time left. However, the water was carried away! : ).

? Even normal. Although the senior conductor was constantly clinging to me (we were given seats in the 2nd row). Although, when we flew there with her, she somehow did not notice the drunken people who wandered around the cabin and did not let anyone sleep.

In conclusion, it should be noted that we still threw coins into the sea, although we hope for future trips to Hurghada or Marsa Alam!

? thought poor Alice. - ...Why did I just climb into this rabbit hole? And yet ...yet ...I like this life - everything here is so unusual. "L. Carroll" Alice in Wonderland "

Goodbye Red Sea! See you!

Concluding this epic "drama", I hope not everyone has read it to the end, but they have cursed, and those who have read and commented are already heroes! Perhaps our experience of this trip will be useful to someone, although it was a bit strange and very subjective.

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L. Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

Have a good vacation and travel!

Translated automatically from Ukrainian. View original