Relax, don't work! Boarding house, and soviet dining room

Written: 11 november 2013
Travel time: 20 — 31 october 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 7.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 7.0
I must say right away that I have something to compare with, at least I have been to Albatross, Hilton.
Reception - terrible (inside, outside) like in 2 *, people were scared when they drove up to the entrance : ). We were in a good mood, although the night flight tired us, but we did not pay attention to the tiles hanging from the ceiling.
They settled quickly for $ 20 : ) 1000 meters from the sea, but near the bar and pool in the Marmara. The room is clean with ants but no lizards and mosquitoes in "Main" the mosquitoes were on fire - people howled? . Two single beds plus a sofa for a child, safe, bidet, 50 squares room.
There is nothing for children to do in the hotel, even in the main building, there are no slides, the playground has the same name, the club is the same, the food is the same.
Some pools are half empty, abandoned, the location is ridiculous, somewhere they are missing, somewhere they are unnecessary and even more so.

Bars, when they arrived, worked alone on the beach, put in top managers, earned two more, but apart from locally produced fusel, there was nothing, even juice for children, one poisonous cola with fanta. Yes, plastic glasses, as always, 2 in hand.
Snacks on the beach, well, just scream, tortillas with tomatoes 50 gr. , And fries 30 gr. per person, so that during lunch the beach became wildly empty.
Well, the food is the same everywhere, chicken, eggs, beef, wretched canned salads, fish - sometimes overbaked or overdried. There were no shrimps and crabs for all 10 days.
The territory is beautiful, huge, but abandoned, dead wood. I think that 10 years ago the hotel really was 6 *, but now it's pulling 4 in tightness.
The sea is gorgeous, there is a wretched reef from the pontoon, divers always muddy the water there : ) I don’t advise, just a little to the right in the lagoon and then the reefs are amazing.
The animation is just dead, I won't write about it anymore.
There is only one restaurant-dining room for the entire Sheraton complex, there is no a la carte on the beach, DO NOT EVEN GO THERE. We'll have to go after to the main dining room to eat up, otherwise you will die of hunger at night.
The toilets are all smelly : ) - you go in and start like a fur seal uuu uuu, with incense there was one in the main building of Maine, that's where the music could make it easier : )
I won’t write about the excursions, who went at least somehow distracted from the vegetable rest at the hotel. They said that they went to Israel so on the border with Palestine they threw burning tires under the bus : ).
If the cost of a ticket to this hotel for 2 is 30 rubles-35 rubles, then it is worth it to go there.
p/s In general, a boring holiday this time, people mostly sat on a glass. : )
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