Disgusting hotel

Written: 4 november 2021
Travel time: 23 — 30 october 2021
Your rating of this hotel:
7.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 9.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 2.0
Good day. We went to Sharm for the first time, a company of 6 people settled in this hotel.
The check-in was not very successful, but for 30 bucks the eyes of the receptionist opened in the right direction, and we were given three rooms next to each other.
TERRITORY: Cozy and green.
CHECK-IN: demand bucks for three rooms, and wait five minutes, it's all about the loader with a wheelbarrow, who drove exactly 71 steps from the reception to the room. Can I apply for this position? Easy money from visitors is our everything!
ROOMS: cozy, but some have leaks from the ceiling in the bathroom. Includes Vadik means water, and the whole hotel does not have cold water. Although if you think about the price of hot water in Kyiv, then the mood of the rest rises in the shower. Or not only the mood!
Drinking water is provided every day, the bed is clean and made. Do not regret tipping your uncle, who tries every morning for you!

GUIDE: Sell trips 4 times more expensive, and let me fill out a form in which you sign under the info: "I put a signature that the guide is responsible for me only when buying an excursion from him", and cancels insurance as soon as my foot steps outside the hotel . What?
BARS: selling shmurdyak, from which you want to spit out all the internal organs, for only 10 bucks at each bar, is this the norm?
A la Carte: (Ala carte) The most disgusting 2 hours we have spent on this squalor. 5 out of 6 tables went to the formal dining room due to the disgusting food and service. The rice is cold, only 2 glasses of wine were served for 6 people. Fish on fire: it feels like it was caught 2 minutes ago and served to us raw. After crab soup sat in the toilet for 15 minutes!
ANIMATION: if you look at the animation of this hotel from a hundred, then the funeral of a 24-year-old cat will be much more fun.
MUSIC: if you are a young and artistic person who wants to spend seven unforgettable days with youth music, then I will disappoint you. You will jump to the track Ave Maria 37 times a day (as well as mosquitoes will make you dance, whatever one may say). There is only one conclusion: either measure yourself and take a column with you (you will be the toastmaster number 1 in the area), or dance to Aaaaaave Mariaiiiiiiiii yayyyyyyy.
WAITER: just space, everyone is happy, everyone is kind and without a tip. True, one spilled coffee to one of the girls, and ran away without apologizing - but these are already nuances, the girl remembered for the rest of her life this low waiter who ruined not only her evening, but also her favorite expensive dress!
Mosquitoes: Work much better than your ex. Sucking the blood from your feet without a hitch while you dance to Hail Mary. Either the neighbors will look askance at you, well, or sacrifice your body for the benefit of Egyptian mosquitoes and mosquitoes.
NEIGHBORS: used the services of 5 *, if not for the five, then we would have demanded a replacement hotel on the first day
Look like that's it. I, Freimungt Vadim, do not recommend this hotel for check-in (even for the first time).
Translated automatically from Russian. View original