Global food savings!

Written: 15 august 2021
Travel time: 1 — 14 august 2021
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
7.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 6.0
Food: 5.0
Amenities: 9.0
August 2021 Why these reviews of delight. The hotel globally saves on food and drink. The economy is tough.
They won't settle in earlier. The floor of the hotel is empty, but they basically pull until 14.00. or the official $30 early check-in fee. Why such inadequate amounts for this hotel. That's bullshit!!! ! Naturally, it is better to initially buy a tour in the top five of the neighboring Amphoras Beach5. Everything is better there!!!!!
Thank God that from this Aloha you can safely be on the territory of the five, use absolutely everything, except for the main restaurant. This is at least an outlet, because it is very difficult to be in this depressive four.
Let's start.
Check-in exactly at 14.00 or pay $30!! ! The hall is small, there are not enough places for everyone. Who did not have time to sit down, he stands or sits on the floor. It's hot in the lobby. The air conditioner is periodically turned on to save electricity. Save everything here.


Ask for a room with a balcony, remind the reception about it 20 times. The rooms here are different, miniature, less miniature.
Half without a balcony, only a window. There is nothing in the rooms!! ! Take glasses, cups, kettle, coffee. There are no coffee machines or coffee in the hotel. There are thermoses with brown water, with a slight taste of coffee. It is not joke. Normal coffee can be drunk only in the next five of the coffee machine, cappuccino, espresso and TD. You make and pour yourself. It is perfectly. But it's in the top five.
All yupi chemical drinks are freely available, but normal drinks, cola, sprite, etc. are hidden, only the bartender pours in doses. Cups 150 grams. But this hotel even saves on UPI. They are none. For 7 liters of water, 10 tablespoons of UPI are given, and it turns out just tasteless yellow water. Naturally, few people drink this yellow liquid, and therefore yupi is freely available, pour yourself

Eda!! ! . There's no talking here. The food is delicious. Everything is delicious!! ! But periodically sour salads and watermelon. You have to smell everything. Huge food savings
Insanity, absurdity is present.
You can’t take food for yourself, it’s hidden behind high thick glass windows. Excuse from the administration-covid!! ! . This is insanity and an excuse for saving food.
That is ....everything is not tasty, super spicy, that is, what almost no one eats is in the public domain ...that is, there is no virus over tasteless food, covid does not like untasty food, and all delicious food is hidden from viruses . . this is utter absurdity. So you walk around with a plate, poking your fingers at the glasses like a monkey, trying to explain what to put on your plate, to the distributor. Naturally, they do not understand anything, their English is at the kindergarten level, they do not know the Russian names of food. And plus, they hear almost nothing, because thick glasses with visors block the sound completely. That is, only in the Egyptian dialect can these people be explained what you want to eat and how much exactly you need to put !! ! Learn Arabic!!

As a result, they will put food on your plate, as much as they see fit themselves. The top five adjacent glass is also before eating. These two hotels will save food for life and will never remove the glass windows. The dining room is always hot. The air conditioner is so old that it can't cope, there is a sauna on the veranda and it's hot, it's not possible to eat there. If there were not enough seats in the main dining hall, you will have to sit in the sauna on the veranda.

Food selection is poor. But cheap rice and vegetables are heaps. Fish every day one kind. Mostly stew, because it is expensive to spend oliah and make delicious crispy fried fish. Meat is always the same. Sometimes two.
There are three bowls with dietary food (always the same) these are boiled chicken bones, trimmings of wings, exactly the part where there are two bones) they are simply cooked in water and stink of chicken, without parsley, without an onion, just in water. Zucchini, carrots and pieces of potatoes are boiled in the same water, and the third bowl is white rice.
The whole thing stinks of chicken water. Tasteless. And what do you think ...these three toes are freely available, that is, this food, which few people take, covid does not fall

Swimming pool. Boiling water in it. Constantly cloudy. It is not filtered. Probably only at night turn on the filters. All hotels are constantly filtered, saving here.
There are very few sunbeds near the pool, rarely when you can find a free one. But!! ! Read carefully the instructions given upon check-in. Reservation of sunbeds is prohibited! It's written there. And if you see how cunning and thoughtful people cover a sunbed with a towel and leave for half a day, then you have every right to throw off the towel and lie down. If they start to resent and yell, immediately call the guards and poke your face into the rules of the hotel.
At the bars, drinks are dispensed in doses. Only UPI is freely available. They make pizza and fries on the beach. For pizza, you need to stand under the sun for 40 minutes.
The chef does not have the brains to start making pizza 10 minutes before opening, and immediately place five pizzas in the oven ...and then there will be no question of queues. French fries are gross. Even in the cheapest triples, it is better. It's not even worth it to stand in line for 30 minutes. You can normally have a bite to eat on the beach in the next five in a restaurant. It's nicer and food is freely available.

You can rarely swim on the beach, always a red flag. Through the fence paid beach reef beach works, everyone swims. Aloha closes. And there is no current, the water is calm. And in the afternoon, these watchers with whistles close access to water because they are too lazy to follow people and they want to sit and drink.
There are many places on the beach, a lot of sunbeds. The beach is huge, from the reef beach to the fence of the Monte Carlo hotel.

Don't leave towels, they steal. Fine 200 pounds.
Watch your bracelets, the clasps are bad. Better sew with additional threads. Fine for a lost bracelet 150$!!!
It's better to pay extra $150-200 for the tour and take a tour to amforas beach 5( amforas family
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