Спасайся кто может!!!! Save yourself who can!!!!

Achtung! ! Achtung! ! Cockroaches are everywhere, lizards too. I don't know who writes good reviews about this hotel, EVERYTHING IS NOT TRUE!! ! The only plus of this hotel is the food, or rather meat, it is served every day in a different form, the rest of the food is the same every day, what was not eaten for lunch was served for dinner, everything is monotonous, when you are hungry and there is no choice, that is, you can. Vegetables often smelled of rotten meat, and worms crawled in the dates a couple of times. Complete unsanitary conditions, dirty and smelly plates, mugs, like after the war, all cracked, and where they were chipped, often dishwashing detergent remained in them. Water was provided in disposable cups, which were washed in front of us. The tables are dirty, constantly in crumbs, you can’t wait for the fork.
We flew in five, we knew that we were flying to Comedy Klop, we had no choice, so we stocked up on alcohol, cigarettes and dichlorvos. At the reception they put out a bottle of champagne, a bottle of vodka and cigarettes, thereby hoping for good rooms... but... we were wrong... The three of us were settled on the second floor, where climbing the stairs, you could break your neck. Opposite the front door, there was a “chic” view of the kitchen, or rather the garbage heap, where it also smelled of rotten meat. The rest of our girls were settled in another building, parallel to our room, it was dumb to get things. There was a smell of dichlorvos everywhere. Naturally, this alignment did not suit us and we gathered at the reception, descending down, above our heads, large transparent-colored lizards ran along the ceiling and along the walls, from everything experienced over the past two hours, we started to get hysterical. Plus, I really wanted to eat, because. we were not even fed, although it was paid for that day. We politely asked for other rooms, we were told that all the rooms were occupied (it is not clear who, the hotel was half empty), and that they would move us only tomorrow. We decided not to stay in this bedbug and went to eat at McDonald's. We returned in the morning, waited for the hotel guide Misha, asked him to evict us from this hell, told him about the whole horror of this hotel (he himself worked there for the first day) When he entered our apartment, he went nuts himself. After that, we changed rooms on the ground floor and next. But... the same dirty gray towels, cockroaches walked on foot, climbed out of the refrigerator and from the handset, it was dumb to touch the mixers, the toilet bowl probably never washed, we didn’t go barefoot at all. Well, at least there were no bedbugs and these terrible lizards in the room. In the pool, the water is changed every three months, and at night, while everyone is sleeping, either bleach or detergent is poured out of a bucket, and dead lizards and all kinds of garbage are caught from there during the day. At the bar, you have to repeat twenty times that you want to drink, and ten of them are polite, and the rest of the time you just start to involuntarily be rude, because you are completely ignored. And after 2200 a glass of water is sold for $4(! )
The sea... or rather the beach... in our city, the pond is much nicer than the hotel beach, you don’t even understand that you are on the sea, we never swam there. Walk a couple of meters to the right, to a wild beach, you will not regret it, there are beautiful corals, there are few people and there is no music playing. And one more piece of advice: do not take excursions from the hotel guide, leave the hotel, immediately to the right, "Gena and Cheburashka" will pick up a ticket for you at half price.

If you still decide to fly into this bedbug, please accept our sympathy, just don’t try to fly there with small children, take pity on the children, if you don’t feel sorry for yourself ! !