fucking hotel

Written: 30 august 2010
Travel time: 14 — 21 august 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 2.0
I will be brief. Parents were taken out for the first time, it seems that everyone understands that we have a family of 13 people.
1. it was forbidden to move the tables together during dinner (we are interested in having dinner with the whole family)
2. The Pegasus guide who met us began our acquaintance with Egypt with the words “no hello”, but I want to warn you... etc.
3. after a grandiose scandal, they allowed the whole family to have dinner together, but only after 20.30, that is, when the bulk subsided. a, walrus horseradish (representative of the Pegasus company) responded to our requests to solve this problem with the words: - "what can I... " asks a nah . . you then there.
4. if you decide to play something near the pool, prepare a deposit of $ 20, no matter what. You can’t write to the number.
5. We were told that there was good animation for Russians, for all the time it was two polo games and water gymnastics.

6. Their main megabos (hotel) does not want to hear about problems at all, he is from a fairy tale about three fat men.
7. The fact that they are not allowed to have dinner in a restaurant without trousers is perfectly compensated immediately after dinner. a scene (they have a popcorn show) where the wife kicks her husband out to work with the words brute, and he yells at her with the same words so that everything is clean, she immediately invited her lover and after a real striptease, covering herself with a sheet, do understandable actions. The main thing is that there are a lot of children of different ages in the hall. Ie you can't go to a restaurant without trousers, but you can fuck with children.
8. four people from Pegasus called to help tourists do not decide anything, but only collect money for excursions. there is such a Batyr, so he said all claims can be sent to the legal. department, and when we asked for an address, he gave me a piece of paper and said you write, and I'll send it myself. Clever Batyrchik.
9. If there is a do not disturb sign on the door, then this is not for those who carry water, they just throw it on the floor and go in, I checked it myself and just went nuts.
SUMMARY: if you are going to relax with your family, then this hotel is definitely not for that. company "pegasus" rhyme suggests itself.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original