Наихудший отель, в которым были за 8 лет посещений Египта Worst hotel in 8 years of visiting Egypt

We have been flying to Egypt since 2011, the experience is great. I have never written reviews, but this hotel has boiled so much that I decided to write. So, in order:
We chose this hotel for the sake of the child, because there is an aqua park in the neck and you can go to the neighboring albatross Aqua Park without any problems on the slides, I emphasize only the slides, and yes, the bars on the beach. amphitheater performance, our friends rested in parallel in Albatros Aqua Park, went to it, they said it sucks, and people in other hotels are scratched for this performance, and if I'm not mistaken, it costs $ 30 per person.
Get ready for everyday diarrhea, the toilet will be your best friend for your entire vacation, or take pills with you, the food is not just peppery, and this applies to 90% of ALL food, it feels like it is stupidly taken out of pepper and then fried, squashed , boiled. Yes, they also yelled with a separate food, on which it was written, carefully spicy, it is all spicy without exception. From food, as usual, oversalted mashed potatoes, peppered potatoes, peppered rice, peppered sauce for pasta, spaghetti, stupidly all 100% peppered meat, and the choice was just a huge peppered chicken and beef fried or boiled for 10 minutes, or rather oak and all.

Some cooks put that food for you like a dog in a bowl, like we still owe him something, it’s all the same in line, it can stupidly go to talk with its colleague, the neighbor in the kitchen. Yes, on the 8th day I had vomiting, the child on the 10th day. To understand that the child does not eat all this food for pigs, but they chose either purely boiled rice with cucumbers, well, if the chicken piece is not spicy, then they put it to her, sometimes the soup came in, purely liquid, because everything else it is impossible to eat in soups. In the morning, an amlet with sausage, sausages, as usual, toilet mumaga with soy in and mixed cow bones.
On the beach, all drinks are poured into 100 gram glasses for a homeless person, you wear them like....4 glasses of the same beer, and this monkey still says with displeasure that I take so much, and we are 4 adults. to speak in tones, it’s stupid to load then it starts to behave more simply. I tell him to pour 200 grams into a larger glass, like him, so this monkey says pay the money you will have more. a drink in a lounger, and this is called a tip, and this body at the bar stupidly says FLESH for a plastic larger glass, well, of course I told him a couple of affectionate ones. Pools with slides both in aqua blue and in aqua park without heating, ICE water , this is the logic with which these 2 hotels were built with children in mind. And yes, one paddling pool was heated. There are huge children's cities, water pumps on those slides, and in these pools there is not one soul.
In principle, because of these slides, we only went there, and even because of the Albatross, because the German brand is all that, but in fact 0 points out of 10. This brand doesn’t even smell close there, the main one scored on these hotels a long time ago. On adult slides it is written from 10 years old, we have a child of 7 years old, basically everyone rides who has the courage, as soon as it comes to us, so we break through the roller coaster with a scandal with a child. If the rule is not until 10 years old , then it should work for everyone without exception. There are slides with rugs, I swept, the spray flew over the pool, I ran up with a mop, I started to learn how to ride down the hill so that the spray does not fly. I think okay, I’ll be more careful.
The next day, the 3rd locals, on the same slides, competed with whom the spray would be cooler, there was a lake with a radius of 10 meters, and this monkey with a mop stood and clapped his hands to them, according to the status of the locals, the hike is higher than this picker, so it is and they didn’t say a word, so I wanted to go up to the scoreboard, like the bartender on the beach, my wife didn’t let me, and the rest was ruined b. And yes, a taxi to the old city is a maximum of $ 2, don’t even try to give these bred who are at the entrance they ask for 5 each. a minibus costs from 3 to 5.75 pounds depending on the distance, the rate is 1 $ -16 Egyptian pounds, try to give without a task because the minibus will do everything to get you... with the task.

If you want to dive on a reef, go 500 meters along the beach to the open sea around the turn, there are beautiful places, but there are local natives who will breed you for $ 1 per person, like this is not aqua blue here, send a shorter message, or demand documents on the ground, because this ingot will tell you that this is his land, ahahah, you should have seen his body, the cleaners at the hotel look nicer. In short, if you don’t lag behind, then tell me where you see my money, tomorrow I’ll go again and bring it here . Well, this is what I quickly remembered, and the sea is so negative, there hasn’t been such a “hotel” for 8 years of trips to Egypt. In Albatross, not a foot more, they have a maximum of 2 stars