Будьте осторожны! Be careful!

Chose this hotel based on the reviews, which were generally positive. Maybe the well-known problems in Egypt had a bad effect on this hotel. Maybe something else was involved, but definitely the influence was very strong and very bad. I mean, it's worse than ever. I do not wish anyone to return from a well-deserved and long-awaited vacation in such a mood in which we stayed after this hotel. For the first time in my life I decided to take the time to write a review. So be gentle)
So, our disappointment from staying in this hotel developed smoothly and measuredly, according to the principle "it seemed so - but it turned out to be a fact" and ended, according to the laws of the genre, with a "luxurious" apogee, an explosion of emotions and brains. Although . . evil tongues say . . , it’s not necessary, they say, to write off everything on some laws of genres, while the whole point is in the carefully designed and admirable for its perfection plan of the current hotel management to take money from these, like them, well yes! - visitors! That is, as they plan - you. Since we will definitely never be there))
Well, bolder, reader! From lyrics to facts!

1. Sea. It seemed blue and gentle (if you thought about something like that here, then I have nothing to do with it))
It turned out: the reef is small, dead and boring. 3-4 species of the same fish. To get to this luxury on a long pontoon - 7 minutes one way. As a rule, your path lies over a huge, mysteriously whining mud puddle that forms at low tide. But at high tide you can get into the sea right from the beach! True, that's bad luck, at high tide, stupid nature drives stingrays that are invisible against the background of the mud bottom. Apparently, they are trying to personally convey to the visitors of the Stella Makadi hotel the meaning of the term "anaphylactic shock". But the unexpected appearance under the foot of a stingray completely makes you forget that there is one poisonous purple jellyfish around per cubic meter of water.
2. All inclusive. There seemed to be a lot of food. That is, it turned out that yes, a lot. Only one and the same. No, I love eggplant, and rice is healthy, but, I confess to you, by the end of the first week I was fed up with the healthy love of rice for eggplant up to my throat and even lower.
3. All inclusive-2. It seemed - drinks are free. It turned out - bottled chemicals are free. No, seriously, I'm not a child and many times I came across free local alcohol from different countries, including Egypt. But you can't drink it! Believe the narrow specialist, here I am absolutely serious - it is dangerous to health. However, there is also normal alcohol, but (oh, the great plan of the leadership! ) For a little money, like: $ 7 - and 40 ml. your martinis! And for $11 you can get 35 or even 40 ml. cheap whiskey! Let's rejoice!!
To be continued.