полный ужас жили на мусорнике full horror lived in the trash

So, I just arrived home and immediately at the keyboard. We flew in, met everything ok, we drove up to the hotel, and next to it there was a dump, well, there was nothing with my wife and we looked at each other and said that the main thing is positive we go in, we get the keys to the room. In the room there is dust, sand, the toilet smells, in soul on the floor hair, well, not the main positive. Let's go for lunch: we were of course surprised that there were only three side dishes from food (pasta, rice, potatoes), sweets of different pieces 5-7. sometimes they gave fish in batter, beef, melon from fruit , orange, banana. For drinks, of course, everything is more interesting, well, juices are all clear yupi, invites, etc. , etc. , they give beer but in a small plastic cup, ask 0.5 they say $ 4, deputy administrator (Belarusian girl works 2 weeks) she answers us I'm sorry myself shocked by what is happening, but this is the policy of this hotel. Well, and then briefly: out of the entire staff, only 5 people are normal, there were no snacks, they stole money (we have $ 100, Muscovites have 40, another Russian has 300, etc. ), the beach is dead. So our whole trip was saved by excursions and the sun. By the way, not far from us were pretty decent hotels for the same money.