Унылое г-вно. Посоветуй его врагу. Sad mr. Advise him to an enemy.

I am not a poet, but I will say. Fifth time in Egypt. I have also been in the troika (zakhabiya). And in general, before this hotel, I thought that I was not picky, but it turns out that there is a limit!
Briefly speaking,
******beach: there were enough sun loungers for everyone, but by the sea they were already busy from the night with a local beach-boy, who then sold them to a few Europeans. many sun loungers are broken. Towels seem to be washed, but somehow I can’t believe it. The beach is tight. Dirty. In the sea 2 times I saw floating shit. The entrance to the sea is not cleared - shoes are needed. Dangerous sea urchins often sit under the rocks. Fish are frankly few. Flies constantly pester, Arabs. It is better for girls to sunbathe in a veil. Volleyball is usually played by ours against blacks (not from the hotel). Somehow left the circle on the beach for half an hour - the circle grew legs. In the bar, the rule is one glass in one hand.

to get to the beach - you need to cross the road on which cars fly. at the crossing point, the sewerage often breaks through (see photo) and the road must be crossed over the floating shit. one morning I even saw an Arab plowing right at the entrance to our beach.
boy with towels - you have to wait a long time.
******Hotel guide: Sandra is a dull piece of shit, just like the hotel. Excursions frankly soars 3 times more expensive than the Arabs, who stick on the beach and but the time of eating in a restaurant. If you didn’t buy a tour from her, then you don’t exist for her. (!!!!!! ! Do not buy tours from a guide !!!!!!! )
******* food ration: although I don’t eat meat, even I was bored there. open late. 80% of dishes - with cracks and chips. wipes are rare. desserts - chemistry. fruits - for a week they gave 1 time guava, 3 times small chopped melon, 1 time oranges. breakfast - scrambled eggs, melted cheese, cucumber-tomatoes, pastries, boiled eggs, imitation milk, olives or black olives, paper sausages. lunch-dinner - sliced ​ ​ u200bu200bmeat or fish, often chicken, eggplant, zucchini, dull salads, chemical desserts, pastries, puffs, boiled vegetables. 1 evening made the day of national cuisine - at least ate once from the belly!
******** bar: I repeat, but 1 glass in one hand. if you decide to treat someone else with your badjazheny shmurdil from a dirty glass, the guard immediately comes running and says that they say pay the money. well, and so - one sort of tea, sprite, cola, rum, vodka, wine of different colors, powdered beer.
**********Staff: The staff hasn't been punched in the face for a long time. sit down with you right at lunchtime and offer excursions or hashish or sex. And it's not just for girls! staff with friendliness is a clear problem!
*******animation: as I understand it, it must have been the waiters.

*******room: first they took me to a room where there was even a bed on three legs, and immediately offered to replace it for 20 bucks with a not so gouging one. I agreed (!! ! we send them away and they change the number for us for free !!!! ). they drive and beep all the time. also the disco rattles so you can fall asleep only with headphones !!!!!!! ) sea view is a dubious joy, since the balcony is very small and there is a chance to open the door there and not close it (the neighbor even broke window trying to close it).
******** general atmosphere: hatred and redneck reign in the air. all pasties look at you with envy or hatred from under their eyebrows. the main motto of this hotel is the maximum benefit at any cost.
******contingent of tourists: 80% Russian-speaking. the rest are pasties and Europeans. 40% up to 30 years. Girls and boys - in half.
******Internet: available in the basement ssid kontiki password iloveegypt
******** city: in the evening, well, they really pester. many beggars and crooks. recheck the money 3 times. choose everything by hand. the normal exchange rate is 1 dollar = 5.95. along the street there are at least 2 normal exchange offices, although I changed at the airport, as I bought a visa. but RESEARCH everything yourself on the calculator. because they deceive EVERYWHERE, even at the airport.