ВОТ ТЫ, КАКОЙ ЕГИЕТ 13 ЛЕТ СПУСТЯ HERE YOU ARE WHAT YEGIET 13 YEARS LATER

Was in hotels in March 2013. I will try to write a detailed tale about my journey, so that an experienced tourist would be funny to the point of colic in the stomach, and a little experienced one would not disgrace our Motherland, Mother Russia.
BACKGROUND OF THE TRIP TO EGYPT OR RETURN TO EGYPT 13 YEARS LATER.
It so happened in my life that the moment came when, having traveled around many countries of our planet, at the word “Vacation”, goosebumps ran through my pretty thin body due to a number of unpleasant events in my life. I lived, at the age of 36, to the full financial Akhtung! Tears rolled down my face, and the vacation is getting closer and closer. Colleagues from my department stood up as a strong wall, so that I would fly for three kopecks to 3 * Egypt. My sick ambitions did not allow me to descend to Egypt, my head was afraid of Egyptian ***, my wallet, blushing, was silent and showed the fig for more. The soul demanded the sea, everything was already exactly what it was.

And so the department of advertisers, including all their abilities in advertising and marketing, persuaded me to this unforgettable trip. For 3 days I went to my "Hot Tours" on Pushkinskaya and ate moving my lips, squeezing out every word and blushing, uttered the terrible phrase "Egypt, 3 *, all inclusive. " In 10 minutes I already had a tour for 12 days in my hand, for 1.000 rubles in Princess Palace 3 *, Hurghada.
HERE YOU ARE, WHAT YEGIET 13 YEARS LATER:
Further as in a fog: Domodedovo airport, planes to India, Thai, Vietnam and only me to Egypt. The takeoff and the flight itself are going well. Landing. Only my sick ambitions and tears of incomprehensible humiliation from the flight to Egypt. There are two girls next to me, they fly over the hill for the first time and then at 5 *. And I am a star of the unknown sky in 3 *.
I get out of the plane and face such a familiar, but forgotten warm and dry air. Oops, and there are no more soldiers like 13 years ago. I haven't seen them in the city either.
EAST BUSINESS THIN PETRUHA: In front of the border control there are stands with the name of the companies of the host country. Tourists who arrived are inviting everyone there, but on the right in the wall they ate a noticeable window that was not marked with anything. There the visa is $2 cheaper.
Pleased with the service outside the airport. For an inexperienced tourist from Russia, they made a lot of racks with the name of the host companies and caring guides so that the crowd would not run away, almost by the hand and into the bus, into the bus. It was March 8th outside. The guide gave each of the women a rose and handed out the rest of the roses. Dialogue on the bus during the gift of roses by the guide. Tourist: Free? » . Male voice: "You can immediately see the experienced. "
How has everything changed? ! Where 13 years ago there was a desert and a narrow path is now a real tourist Broadway!
HERE ARE MY 3* Princess Palace 3*, Hurghada. OR GET INTO YOUR BRAIN WHAT YOU EAT IN 3*. AND EVERYTHING WILL BE SUPERRRRRRR!! ! !
Arrived at the hotel at 9 am. They gave me a number right away. Room in the main building.

She went into the room and stopped blinking. Sick ambitions flew to Moscow. And so we went, what I saw in the room: Flat TV! Working air conditioner! Shower and it has hot water! The room gave the impression of 5 *, only 20 years later with a large bed and a new mattress. Run, run to the sea! On the sea, the path lay far, but quite pleasant. You go out into the garden, in which the pools are hidden. You have to go to the bungalow. In them, the rooms are really smaller and worse. But if you want silence - boldly in a bungalow.
Next is an alley of palm trees. How does it smell like honey! And you are at the finish line. Along an artificial quarry, on the shore of which there are gazebos for those who want silence and shade. And you find yourself on a cozy beach. With white sand. To the left is a bar where you can indulge in a long uninterrupted binge, dine or just drink a soft drink, including coffee and even with milk and tea. Coffee and tea are very good!
Without any problems, the issued card at the reception will be exchanged for a towel. Carefully! Robbers from Russia are stealing a towel! But more about this in a separate chapter about our gop stoppers. Be sure to visit the shop near the bar. There you can buy many things for two or three times cheaper. There I stuffed my luggage with all kinds of gifts from Egypt for 2.5 kopecks.
There are plenty of sun loungers and umbrellas on the beach, which the boy will kindly move and open for you. Ships come from the left, but they didn’t bother me and diesel fuel, I didn’t see it in the water. Be sure to come early in the morning to the beach! A hand heron arrives. A large fish swims from the right. With me, an Arab arranged a show for catching squid! True, the scoundrel ate it in a quiet closet in his closet. I was very upset by the fact that there were no corals on the beach. Which made me gather a group of like-minded people and set off on a coral search. If you stand facing the sea to the right, all the beaches are strewn with coral reefs.

But to the left of our beach. If you imperceptibly, but crawl through a hole in the fence, you will not regret it for a minute! You find yourself in a small Sharm-Sheikh. The stingray Mashka lives in the plant. All kinds of birds. And if you pass along the spit that leads to the sea and adjoins the wild beach…. All of you are lost to the world in the remaining days in Egypt! Kilometer-long spit of wild corals! There people forget to breathe! My grandmother, up to 70 years old, who was afraid of the depths, swam! To the shore, the fish are smaller, and in the depths, horses and elephants swim! Even moray eels live! In the morning, a lot of fish sit on the steps of the rather aged pier. Experienced from what they saw, they begin to talk under water. Many spouses in an inadequate state are forced to pull out of the water by force. Speech is often heard: “I saw this ....there is…. don't bother me to live……I went there……. . there is a mermaid ...and the goblin roams. And so went the third day of my stay in the hotels. The soul demanded new sensations.
Went to negotiate with the coastal Arabs about a trip to the sea. For $5 you can easily rent a glass-bottomed trough for 8 people. And you are taken to the open sea to a coral spit + to a wild beach. I like it. The price for a high quality miracle excursion is significantly underestimated. For $ 10, a real scuba diver will dive with you in scuba gear and show the vast expanses of the seabed. Well, in the evening, the main thing is to bargain right on the beach in gazebos for $ 7 you will get a good massage.
FOOD IN HOTELS. OR FALL MY DIET IN HOTELS Princess Palace 3
And so my first breakfast. I go with fear, stay hungry. For until the end of breakfast 15 minutes. And suddenly I have these dishes in front of me, not deservedly stipulated and defamed by tourists. I just wanted to shout “Yes, you stopped wiping my ass with straw, my fellow countrymen? ! ". Fresh herbs, cucumbers, tomatoes, all kinds of vegetables, 8 salads, olive oil, natural mayonnaise. 20 types of bread. Egyptian broth or milk soup.
Omelet, cheese, cottage cheese, some other side dish, 3 types of jelly and 2 types of orange, dates are a must. I fell from the table with a tear because my stomach could not contain everything that I wanted to taste! So it fell out for 12 days from the table three times a day! All food is divided into Egyptian and European. Do not listen to anyone that they give meat strictly a piece in one tooth. Meat in Egypt is very expensive. We must remember this. They really give it 1-2 pieces, but if you finish your meal and come up for more, they will give you. I approached 8 times and 8 times imposed. The dispute has been won! In addition to meat, there is always fish, squid, hearts. The food is more than decent for a 3*! There is always pasta, rice, mashed potatoes, stewed vegetables and much, much more as a side dish. On day 5 of my lack of sleep, I overslept breakfast. Breakfast was brought to the room without any problems - for free. I voluntarily gave the waiter a $1 tip.

ANIMATION. DID NOT HAVE TO SLEEP
Animation is higher than in some 5 *.
We had an Arab animator and a Belarusian girl. The movement in hotels was directed 24 hours a day!
In the morning at 10 am on the beach, exercises using yoga. With elements of friendship between tourists. An hour of respite and in the sea in the sea for Aqua aerobics. Tourists from neighboring hotels came to this show. Then all kinds of games, including volleyball with attendants. After lunch on the beach they taught different dances. In the evening, there is a program with competitions and children's animation in the lobby. And then a free trip to a disco or karaoke bar. Or an organized trip to a $10 paid disco. Everywhere we were accompanied by our 2 animators and 2-3 waiters. As they say, the control was strict and unobtrusive. OOO Arabs have learned to drink, smoke and dance on bar counters in 13 years
STAFF. OR DON'T FALL IN THE DIRT, RESPECT THE OTHER'S MENTALITY.
All staff speak and understand Russian. By virtue of his abilities, even friendly. The guide is a little arrogant.
Although it can be understood by reading my section on our tourists. After installing an antivirus on his computer, he was kind and even cried at our tourists. Upon arrival, I presented black roasted seeds bought at Pyaterochka for 8 rubles a pack. The boy cleaned my room daily. He twisted all kinds of animals from towels and brought me a lot of shampoos, soaps, towels. And even glass cups. And a new refrigerator. Even though it didn't work for me. Beat regularly mosquitoes. Then he said that if you settle a small lizard, she will cope with killing mosquitoes for him. Caught, launched. There were no more mosquitoes. Before leaving, I gave him $5.
EAST BUSINESS THIN PETRUCH: At the reception they sell wi-fi 10$ -7 days, 20$ - for the entire stay without restrictions. I foolishly bought it for $20. Chopped off after 7 days. Didn't scold. She waved her hand. On the shore, when the wi-fi yacht came. I sat down next to her and caught the Internet.

The waiters poured 5 glasses of beer for a bag of seeds. Cognac with whiskey glasses even after 22 hours. If there was no milk for coffee, then they found it. In general, there were no problems then, as our tourist, for reasons not clear to me, waged a continuous battle for a glass of swill!
OUR RELATED TOURISTS. OR RUSSIA DO NOT UNDERSTAND. WE DO NOT WIN!
Our tourists easily and naturally moved around the hotel in flannel bathrobes and Ivanovo-made pajamas. In slippers bought on the eve for 100 rubles - 3 pairs. On the beach, both women and men were amazing with their underwear, obviously shabby. Although, in my opinion, it would be appropriate to wear a swimsuit and swimming trunks for men. After the fight for a glass of swill, in a very wonderful state, they considered it their duty to make a scandal in the restaurant for not giving them borscht, but broth. On service personnel, frustrated for what is not so addressed. A lot of our tourists arrived 2 days before departure. The result exceeded expectations.
They will not fail to confess their love and offer to walk around Hurghada. The age and appearance of the lady is not important. Their love knows no bounds. I saw how women of 45 years old were in discos, lit with 18 year olds moving into rooms.
Oh la la and who said that 3* is bad? ! Not me.