Как в сказке чем дальше тем страшнее Like in a fairy tale, the farther the worse

I will warn you right away - if you are offered Tourtess as a guide, then you can immediately refuse. here are a few reasons:
1- the guide will meet you only in the evening, he is sometimes at the hotel from 10.30-11.30 and from 19.30-20.30 if he wants to. (Khalid)
2- if you come with lunch, then on the first day you will not even be told where you can eat, on all other days you will fight with the servants for a normal lunch - as much soup as you want, salads are very hard on them, so to speak, but still there are salads, but water for the second course there will be a war (fries + chicken or fish), for breakfast dairy, 2-3 pieces of cheese, scrambled eggs, spicy sausages, that's all, yes, of course there are fruits, but these are mostly dates and guava, they will give tangerines a couple of times but not enough for everyone, they will replace it with rotten grenades. but they serve a lot of pastries. dinner is a little more fun but not much. this is all provided that you stand in line or you get it all. Lunch is not included on the day of departure.

upon arrival you will be offered a room with a view of the construction site, in order for you to want to change it, of course for an additional fee. They ask for 100.50 dollars but agree to 10.
the rooms are not bad, but not all have air conditioning and sockets. the doors to the balcony or terrace can be screwed dead with self-tapping screws, even if you paid for the room.
not Germans live in the hotel, but only Arabs, for them everything is a ball, but for a cup of tea you will have to pay 9 pounds, water 1.5l - 9 pounds, beer 25l - 0.5l, vodka 0.04l - 39l, wine glass 45 -55. champagne 0.5L - 999.0 pounds
safe at the reception, in the room it simply is not and never will be.
area is very small.
there is nothing for children to do there, since there is only one hill for them and a couple of swings. that's all, but there is a German nanny.
if you want to kotr for free, but here's the racket balls all for extra. fee.
a gym is possible, but you will also be offered a sauna, a jacuzzi, etc. for a fee.
they won’t let you rest on the beach either, everything is like in the Crimea, but not chalky baklava, but cocktails. also, one by one, the Arabs will come running to you and offer someone a massage, someone a course of cosmetics - unsanitary conditions, someone to get a tattoo, ride a donkey or a camel - not a vacation, but a nightmare
after 3 days, hunting to escape from there is a nightmare.
breakfast on the road when going on an excursion is an almost empty but huge box.
on the day of departure, for example, I left at 20.00 - they woke up at 06.00 - give them luggage, get the room earlier. maybe someone will be settled there right away, they forced me at 09.30 although the room is until 12.00 according to my rules