Египет закрыт для меня Egypt is closed to me

It so happened that my zag. passport had less than 6 months to "live", the desire to be in warm climes again and immediately... nostalgia, apparently, for a period of a month... gave the "true", and the main previously proven path - Egypt! Doubts, fears - everything is balanced, there are already few reports of unrest in the country, I choose a hotel, which is 35 km from the city in an almost closed area with private security. I read a lot of reviews and usually skipped the beginning, where it was written differently and differently - so we got on the plane and flew and they fed us this way and that... I won’t write how they fed, I’ll write that I saw people (faces) on the plane in fact, you can safely fly to war with anyone, the main thing is inexpensive and All inclusive. Rather, this is a plot for M. Zadornov. About the hotel - as usual in this country you buy a standard - at the reception, magical American rubles turn this indiscretion into a Sea View deluxe. processed together with dog kennels. The names of the dishes became more and more diverse, but unfortunately the number of ingredients was decreasing. Therefore, I simply ordered breakfasts, lunches and dinners in the room.
I knew that the sea was not warm, I didn’t even think about it - according to the description, the hotel has heated pools at that time... Zadornov again... Germans or Swiss see a sign near the pool - air 26, water 25. They are used to order ! They believe in him! "Kalt"! the first word of anyone who touches the water in the pool. . . but "order" - so it is! Ahh Hee! This is the most international phrase constantly sounding. The country has gone through a revolution, as the organization meeting the tour says... When you go through customs, you stand in line to get a visa... they put a stamp in your passport worth $ 15, but they demand 17 from you. Do you disagree with this? Please go to the nearby state kiosks and buy for 15, but for some reason it is closed... And for some reason I notice this not for the first time) Let's go back to the hotel . . It looks like I'm sleepwalking... and strange - I seem to be at night I get up, destroy all the stocks of the mini bar, and having jumped off the 2nd floor, I diligently bury the cans and bottles in the sand, which is good, I don’t remember anything in the morning! But this is judging by the reports of the servants, to whom I left 2 Am. rubles daily. As a result, judging by the total balance, I am not yet very prone to "sleepwalking" - well, on average, once every three days... I need to see the doctor. The rest was a success - in fact, I did not expect more - the hotel is pleasant for people involved in Kite boarding - it's beautiful, believe me. Also, if you are German, Swiss and believe in the numbers that are written and you apparently have nowhere to go... or it's terribly inexpensive... Well, something like this. P. S. return - on the plane, I saw the faces of people who returned from the war - wounded by the ALL inclusive drunk, similar to the brake fluid used in aviation... they somehow found their places uncertainly or simply fell into the aisle... It seemed to me that I 5 hours was in the air medical sobering station War, all inclusive)))