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Spring 2016... Vitamin deficiency... Aggravation of political life in the most politicized country in the world - Ukraine... Absolute disbelief in tomorrow... Nasty weather... Chito in such a situation to do? budget, but you want to... Chito-chito --- fly to Egypt. Tour operators of Ukraine are not afraid to send tourists to this dumb country, but we, living at the junction of the ATO Zone with the Twilight Zone, are absolutely familiar with the risk. If children are already used to falling asleep under the gentle rumble of a distant cannonade... Incl. the decision was made - FLY!! ! We take the minimum number of personal belongings, no gadgets other than Nokia 3310. I hope that there will not be enough impudence to pioneer such a masterpiece to any criminal elements of the Arab world. Tour operator-JOIN UP, departure from Kiev Boryspil / at 03:0.14 March 1st. I look at GISMETEO - the weather is getting worse, the wind speed is increasing... Hasim usually stops blowing in the second half of March, and then he decided to overfulfill and blow all the way. This explained the good price for the tour -939 conventional units of dead presidents on 11n12d for 2 + 1 to 14 on ALL from 14.03 to 25.03. Yes, and TO JOIN UP positions itself as a low-cost TO, as a low tour operator. Although I have flown with them many times, you always wait for some dirty tricks from them... Alas, this happened, but more on that later.
I will say right away that we were supposed to fly 5 people, but the spring exacerbation of gout kicked our guru and a couple out of the flight in the most ruthless way. only three flew away, and the guru stayed to follow us on RADAR24, on webcams, on daily calls to VIBER and looking at photos from the scene. further, the information of only 3 pairs of eyes is used, and then we will send it to our guru for proofreading
The night passed because of the heavy wind extremely uncomfortable, and it was thought that the flight would leave with a delay, but everything went according to schedule. The carrier is UIA. To say that I don’t understand the economic situation in the country, I understand, but the rumbling in an empty stomach, at times, drowned out the roar of the engines. Already closer to the morning, flying over the rebellious region on the port side, there were flashes at the limit of visibility. Maybe a thunderstorm, or maybe the Russian Aerospace Forces forced ISIS to the world, chewing gum, Kalinka-raspberry...
The airport in Hurghada met with unusual silence. Only one side passed the border. Empty... Dogs run along the runway with their sides sunken from hunger. The wind lazily drives scraps of the Pravda newspaper for 2015 across the field. the form is famously sold to tourists with visas for 27 USD, I said it was 25, otherwise there would be a boom to break through the border! norms.
How nice it was to assume that when choosing El Gouna, they would serve an individual bus. And not in general go around the north of Hurgadyushnik, and only then go even further, to the relatively distant Arabian Venice. The first time I was there on an excursion about 8-9 years ago. Back then I wanted to get away from the filthiness of Khurgadyushnik and relax in the sterile zone. At the entrance to El Gouna there is a parody of the checkpoint residents of the ATO, it’s funny even to look at these guys who weren’t really fired upon with extremely unkempt machine guns... It seems they don’t have sensible ensigns and are not developed in command - obscene language. And how without it to "build" the Arabs... ? ! This is the reason for the lost wars with Israel.
We saw our guide for the first time in the bus. . . A cutely cooing dove of peace with the letter B. . . We failed to remember exactly the name of this glorious representative. He remembered a little later. . .
Having passed the checkpoint, we entered the territory... It was early morning-07 with a penny... Already at 07-30, together with a couple from fraternal Belarus, we went to the reception... From overwhelming feelings from the beginning of the rest, they immediately handed a box of sweets to the manager. So Famously, a box of chocolates did not disappear even in our corrupt society. But it turned out that this employee of the Settling Authorities was preparing to retake the shift and the big-faced Arabian toad strangled him tightly to share it with a colleague. crying for a long time about the room... The standard was paid, but I really wanted to go to a bungalow... It was extremely expensive to take what was needed through the TO, it was decided to make the manager dirty. I don’t recommend it for the channel, they are worse. turik... another turik, here's a boat for you 3-deck. We settled right away... Nobody expected any 1.00. The hotel was filled by no more than 30 percent. offered us at least a simple welcome drink... We had to go into the restaurant without a ring yet... A quick response team flew in - they put us in a muzzle at half, but for $ 3 they kindly allowed us to scoop up 2 cups of coffee... By the way, a bodyaga is a bodyagi... But drink something after the bounty mau oh-
as desired.
Rooms. Everything is decorous... We were on a double bed, kinder on a lorry... And the mattresses were in excellent condition - they did not sag to the ground and had the necessary elasticity. I recommend to newlyweds! The water is consistently hot... Without dilution it is impossible to swim... Usually but in hotels it is "summer" !!! . The shower part of the bathroom with an automatic drain... It did not accumulate and, under the influence of gravity, famously merged into a neat farrum la cerrum. Forgive my knowledge of Latin with surzhik, but this is a "torn hole". There was a kettle with a regularly renewed supply of bottled water, tea and coffee. The cleaner was supported every day by the burning eyes of the super-cleaner with Ukrainian chocolate. Nothing stuck together with him - he twisted the animal world of North Africa from improvised items from the heart. Ordered a dinosaur - didn’t pull... Wanted even use the hose from the shower, but we didn’t allow it... TV with Russian channels... But we didn’t fly for TV viewing. Pleasant bungalows... I left the house on chicken legs and flopped into bass... Unless, of course, you love cool water... It is not heated... Well, no more It’s 21-22 degrees.
Lunches and dinners. It seems a little ashamed to admit that vitamin deficiency, not the richest country in Ukraine, required high-quality food from the hotel. Actually, the purpose of this tour was relaxation, the sea, the sun, vitamins and good non-GMO food. times have already been examined, and more in Yegi there is nothing to do-buy-buy until you drop and replenish calories. Here are hotels where you want to talk about advanced culinary delights for a long time. performance. It is necessary to measure everything by stardom... For "4-ki" everything is fine. You can notice the absolute absence of coffee and cocoa machines... Complete garbage dripped from the thermal tank... There is a coffee machine on the second floor, but it looks like it for hard cash. Cola-Fanta-Sprite is not exactly what you need to drink abundant feedings. There was no airan or anything fermented milk. For breakfast there was yogurt in a bowl with fillers. Modest taste. Otherwise, our children are used to super-fruity flavors, and this is a sign clean chemistry. There were also regular grills in the evening... In a word, a hotel with just normal food, as in some state structure for its own, cheap and sound, but without frills. I will not devote several pages to the degree of beef stewing, although the one that remembered Mubarek was softer than the one who knew Cheops as a young man. I can not help but note the amazing cakes.
Animation. Maybe she will be returned to the herd when the long-awaited tourists of the Russian Federation return, but so far she is simply not there. . Then you can make a Revolution. Our kinder Marik at first had to swim in the pool with a German woman 8-9 years old... Well, what to do with her, neither to play "Chapaya against Spider-Man" nor to "Taking in May 45- Boring... Yes, and for some reason they are not taught Russian in Greater Germany... But in vain... History can go around in circles for a long time... Then, however, one compact boy from the MSC appeared. His style communication and vocabulary are much cooler than Shnur from Leningrad. Here it became fun... And after a chair in a restaurant got in his way, a clot of the correct command-rigid vocabulary gave everyone a lesson in math science. But everything is so organic and sincere that one could hear from such a nightingale trill.
But when the natives arrived for a couple of days, it became stuffy and scary. The food was raked out with a small sapper shovel and sharpened in unmeasured quantities. And it became dark on the beach... Some kind of OMEN...
Internet. At the reception, you can quite comfortably talk in Viber... Photo and video communications are very tight. I can’t say anything about neighboring hotels, because there was no particular need to sit down on someone else's network.
The sea, the water transfer and the beach. Yes... There was such a thing - a boat of the class "grandfather Mazai and the peculiarities of Russian catching hares" regularly drove 7-9 people to the beach, although it took about five minutes to walk on foot, but it seems to be as it should be in terms of service life . This ratchet was never overloaded and in 11 days they didn’t notice those who didn’t leave... Of course, the hotel is not full... The beach allows entry into the sea without shoes... Pure sand. The most thrill of the beach is that in any direction wind, you can always find a place where it doesn’t blow at all, throw your bones and things there. The Germans only nest there. They don’t go to the pier, far away and the wind blows. They say that soon a tram will run along this pier... Well, there are 3-5 stops... Otherwise, it’s too lazy to walk 500-600 meters. But everything is normal there - stainless steel handrails, steps with wood and no burrs. When the sea is calm, it’s a pleasure to go down and snorkel. In Sharm, aquatic life is much richer , but here the depths are not the same, and yet the object was built by people. Nature, maybe this place will come to life. Lying ki on the beach are not new, but the funny thing is that on the neighboring "five" "Sheraton" were only a tiny bit fresher. Then why pay three denominations for "5-ku on the first line ?!
The port in El Gouna. You should definitely go and look at the yachts of the new Egyptians. Before Abramovich, they are like the moon, but nevertheless... Yes, and the restaurants there are cute . . The emptiness is very depressing... There are no those flocks of tourists who are in the port was regularly taken on excursions from Hurghada . . You should definitely take a walk along the golf fields that are near the hotel... Even without a cookie, the guy on the electric car allows the tourists to ride with the breeze, and with lubrication he will arrange an E-G rally --- Paris and back . I recommend climbing the observation tower... The phrase "Lyapota is what" is exactly the topic!
Repeatedly went to Nizhegorodka-Downtaunovka in the native language. Nice, solid, expensive. For the first three days they did not allow passage, and then somehow got used to the idea that today's tourists from Ukraine have few hard-earned coins in their pockets.
The staff and managers of the hotel. A very good team member was selected. Without the slightest separation according to nationality during service. And, which is very nice, no one makes a muzzle a chopper, but pours everything from the heart. There is no alcohol in the hotel... Saves only mixing in cocktails with syrups and fruits. This is the only way to drink... There were absolutely no drunken orgies, Tagilism, noisy companies to the point of impossibility in the hotel. Everything is quiet and peaceful. The security is correct... They follow everything, the service is excellent. By the way, we managed to walk around the territory of neighboring hotels... Nobody stopped and checked the bracelets. One small happy world. number of tourists from the CIS?!
The travel representative of the host of the JOINS, someone on V... On the second day, he attacked with demonic fury to gently suck in the tour... He wrote out checks even without the consent to go... It would be like putting a fighter on squeezing a fresh drink from granite and pomegranate. They barely fought back... I didn’t even give time to consult... A seasoned manager... 7th grade of a tourist product steamer! I really wanted to go fishing, but because of the excitement and wind, the group was not recruited for 11 days. USD brothers-Belarusians to go to Hurghada... After our E-G sterile world, the trash bin of Hurgadyushnik was very upset. Alas... and now a bucket of tar. In the evening of the last day, a fax came that the flight would be later and the pickup from the hotel would not be at 7-00, but at 11-05. They made him 2 calls with confirmation, my mother swore. So it pleased - you can swim and have breakfast... Bolt for 16 with a right-hand thread!! ! minutes, although the SA standard is 45 seconds for dressing, having thrown all the things into our suitcases indiscriminately, we left the hotel. ala-the employee of the host JOIN got so screwed up. Dear tourists, if you choose this hotel and this woodpecker is your guide, then give him a pendal for us to kill... But don’t finish it off, this Dzhavdet is ours... We will be back and let's make him tags-tags in the style of Free Europe.
Return to the app. T. zh. busik, t. zh. the driver... The airport has become less lax. At the checkpoint at the entrance of 6 fighters with rusty weapons... And this is in their dry climate !! ! Drive and drive them! more than 150 ml of water, they took a lighter from one woman, but the next passenger also had it. But they missed it... Linden is all this, and not total control! meters, but they are transported by bus... The luggage was removed from the cart and lies on the field... Maybe the bobbies sniffed it, maybe they enlightened it additionally... But each passenger put it back on the cart, possibly under the recording of a video surveillance camera... We plunged... Bye, Hurghada. . . P. S. food is again at UIA ours... They don’t even order in-flight meals for the return line out of economy. . . The 95th Quarter is looking among its own... Maybe someone will agree to take this cross on themselves.
.
I will say right away that we were supposed to fly 5 people, but the spring exacerbation of gout kicked our guru and a couple out of the flight in the most ruthless way. only three flew away, and the guru stayed to follow us on RADAR24, on webcams, on daily calls to VIBER and looking at photos from the scene. further, the information of only 3 pairs of eyes is used, and then we will send it to our guru for proofreading
The night passed because of the heavy wind extremely uncomfortable, and it was thought that the flight would leave with a delay, but everything went according to schedule. The carrier is UIA. To say that I don’t understand the economic situation in the country, I understand, but the rumbling in an empty stomach, at times, drowned out the roar of the engines. Already closer to the morning, flying over the rebellious region on the port side, there were flashes at the limit of visibility. Maybe a thunderstorm, or maybe the Russian Aerospace Forces forced ISIS to the world, chewing gum, Kalinka-raspberry...
The airport in Hurghada met with unusual silence. Only one side passed the border. Empty... Dogs run along the runway with their sides sunken from hunger. The wind lazily drives scraps of the Pravda newspaper for 2015 across the field. the form is famously sold to tourists with visas for 27 USD, I said it was 25, otherwise there would be a boom to break through the border! norms.
How nice it was to assume that when choosing El Gouna, they would serve an individual bus. And not in general go around the north of Hurgadyushnik, and only then go even further, to the relatively distant Arabian Venice. The first time I was there on an excursion about 8-9 years ago. Back then I wanted to get away from the filthiness of Khurgadyushnik and relax in the sterile zone. At the entrance to El Gouna there is a parody of the checkpoint residents of the ATO, it’s funny even to look at these guys who weren’t really fired upon with extremely unkempt machine guns... It seems they don’t have sensible ensigns and are not developed in command - obscene language. And how without it to "build" the Arabs... ? ! This is the reason for the lost wars with Israel.
We saw our guide for the first time in the bus. . . A cutely cooing dove of peace with the letter B. . . We failed to remember exactly the name of this glorious representative. He remembered a little later. . .
Having passed the checkpoint, we entered the territory... It was early morning-07 with a penny... Already at 07-30, together with a couple from fraternal Belarus, we went to the reception... From overwhelming feelings from the beginning of the rest, they immediately handed a box of sweets to the manager. So Famously, a box of chocolates did not disappear even in our corrupt society. But it turned out that this employee of the Settling Authorities was preparing to retake the shift and the big-faced Arabian toad strangled him tightly to share it with a colleague. crying for a long time about the room... The standard was paid, but I really wanted to go to a bungalow... It was extremely expensive to take what was needed through the TO, it was decided to make the manager dirty. I don’t recommend it for the channel, they are worse. turik... another turik, here's a boat for you 3-deck. We settled right away... Nobody expected any 1.00. The hotel was filled by no more than 30 percent. offered us at least a simple welcome drink... We had to go into the restaurant without a ring yet... A quick response team flew in - they put us in a muzzle at half, but for $ 3 they kindly allowed us to scoop up 2 cups of coffee... By the way, a bodyaga is a bodyagi... But drink something after the bounty mau oh-
as desired.
Rooms. Everything is decorous... We were on a double bed, kinder on a lorry... And the mattresses were in excellent condition - they did not sag to the ground and had the necessary elasticity. I recommend to newlyweds! The water is consistently hot... Without dilution it is impossible to swim... Usually but in hotels it is "summer" !!! . The shower part of the bathroom with an automatic drain... It did not accumulate and, under the influence of gravity, famously merged into a neat farrum la cerrum. Forgive my knowledge of Latin with surzhik, but this is a "torn hole". There was a kettle with a regularly renewed supply of bottled water, tea and coffee. The cleaner was supported every day by the burning eyes of the super-cleaner with Ukrainian chocolate. Nothing stuck together with him - he twisted the animal world of North Africa from improvised items from the heart. Ordered a dinosaur - didn’t pull... Wanted even use the hose from the shower, but we didn’t allow it... TV with Russian channels... But we didn’t fly for TV viewing. Pleasant bungalows... I left the house on chicken legs and flopped into bass... Unless, of course, you love cool water... It is not heated... Well, no more It’s 21-22 degrees.
Lunches and dinners. It seems a little ashamed to admit that vitamin deficiency, not the richest country in Ukraine, required high-quality food from the hotel. Actually, the purpose of this tour was relaxation, the sea, the sun, vitamins and good non-GMO food. times have already been examined, and more in Yegi there is nothing to do-buy-buy until you drop and replenish calories. Here are hotels where you want to talk about advanced culinary delights for a long time. performance. It is necessary to measure everything by stardom... For "4-ki" everything is fine. You can notice the absolute absence of coffee and cocoa machines... Complete garbage dripped from the thermal tank... There is a coffee machine on the second floor, but it looks like it for hard cash. Cola-Fanta-Sprite is not exactly what you need to drink abundant feedings. There was no airan or anything fermented milk. For breakfast there was yogurt in a bowl with fillers. Modest taste. Otherwise, our children are used to super-fruity flavors, and this is a sign clean chemistry. There were also regular grills in the evening... In a word, a hotel with just normal food, as in some state structure for its own, cheap and sound, but without frills. I will not devote several pages to the degree of beef stewing, although the one that remembered Mubarek was softer than the one who knew Cheops as a young man. I can not help but note the amazing cakes.
Animation. Maybe she will be returned to the herd when the long-awaited tourists of the Russian Federation return, but so far she is simply not there. . Then you can make a Revolution. Our kinder Marik at first had to swim in the pool with a German woman 8-9 years old... Well, what to do with her, neither to play "Chapaya against Spider-Man" nor to "Taking in May 45- Boring... Yes, and for some reason they are not taught Russian in Greater Germany... But in vain... History can go around in circles for a long time... Then, however, one compact boy from the MSC appeared. His style communication and vocabulary are much cooler than Shnur from Leningrad. Here it became fun... And after a chair in a restaurant got in his way, a clot of the correct command-rigid vocabulary gave everyone a lesson in math science. But everything is so organic and sincere that one could hear from such a nightingale trill.
But when the natives arrived for a couple of days, it became stuffy and scary. The food was raked out with a small sapper shovel and sharpened in unmeasured quantities. And it became dark on the beach... Some kind of OMEN...
Internet. At the reception, you can quite comfortably talk in Viber... Photo and video communications are very tight. I can’t say anything about neighboring hotels, because there was no particular need to sit down on someone else's network.
The sea, the water transfer and the beach. Yes... There was such a thing - a boat of the class "grandfather Mazai and the peculiarities of Russian catching hares" regularly drove 7-9 people to the beach, although it took about five minutes to walk on foot, but it seems to be as it should be in terms of service life . This ratchet was never overloaded and in 11 days they didn’t notice those who didn’t leave... Of course, the hotel is not full... The beach allows entry into the sea without shoes... Pure sand. The most thrill of the beach is that in any direction wind, you can always find a place where it doesn’t blow at all, throw your bones and things there. The Germans only nest there. They don’t go to the pier, far away and the wind blows. They say that soon a tram will run along this pier... Well, there are 3-5 stops... Otherwise, it’s too lazy to walk 500-600 meters. But everything is normal there - stainless steel handrails, steps with wood and no burrs. When the sea is calm, it’s a pleasure to go down and snorkel. In Sharm, aquatic life is much richer , but here the depths are not the same, and yet the object was built by people. Nature, maybe this place will come to life. Lying ki on the beach are not new, but the funny thing is that on the neighboring "five" "Sheraton" were only a tiny bit fresher. Then why pay three denominations for "5-ku on the first line ?!
The port in El Gouna. You should definitely go and look at the yachts of the new Egyptians. Before Abramovich, they are like the moon, but nevertheless... Yes, and the restaurants there are cute . . The emptiness is very depressing... There are no those flocks of tourists who are in the port was regularly taken on excursions from Hurghada . . You should definitely take a walk along the golf fields that are near the hotel... Even without a cookie, the guy on the electric car allows the tourists to ride with the breeze, and with lubrication he will arrange an E-G rally --- Paris and back . I recommend climbing the observation tower... The phrase "Lyapota is what" is exactly the topic!
Repeatedly went to Nizhegorodka-Downtaunovka in the native language. Nice, solid, expensive. For the first three days they did not allow passage, and then somehow got used to the idea that today's tourists from Ukraine have few hard-earned coins in their pockets.
The staff and managers of the hotel. A very good team member was selected. Without the slightest separation according to nationality during service. And, which is very nice, no one makes a muzzle a chopper, but pours everything from the heart. There is no alcohol in the hotel... Saves only mixing in cocktails with syrups and fruits. This is the only way to drink... There were absolutely no drunken orgies, Tagilism, noisy companies to the point of impossibility in the hotel. Everything is quiet and peaceful. The security is correct... They follow everything, the service is excellent. By the way, we managed to walk around the territory of neighboring hotels... Nobody stopped and checked the bracelets. One small happy world. number of tourists from the CIS?!
The travel representative of the host of the JOINS, someone on V... On the second day, he attacked with demonic fury to gently suck in the tour... He wrote out checks even without the consent to go... It would be like putting a fighter on squeezing a fresh drink from granite and pomegranate. They barely fought back... I didn’t even give time to consult... A seasoned manager... 7th grade of a tourist product steamer! I really wanted to go fishing, but because of the excitement and wind, the group was not recruited for 11 days. USD brothers-Belarusians to go to Hurghada... After our E-G sterile world, the trash bin of Hurgadyushnik was very upset. Alas... and now a bucket of tar. In the evening of the last day, a fax came that the flight would be later and the pickup from the hotel would not be at 7-00, but at 11-05. They made him 2 calls with confirmation, my mother swore. So it pleased - you can swim and have breakfast... Bolt for 16 with a right-hand thread!! ! minutes, although the SA standard is 45 seconds for dressing, having thrown all the things into our suitcases indiscriminately, we left the hotel. ala-the employee of the host JOIN got so screwed up. Dear tourists, if you choose this hotel and this woodpecker is your guide, then give him a pendal for us to kill... But don’t finish it off, this Dzhavdet is ours... We will be back and let's make him tags-tags in the style of Free Europe.
Return to the app. T. zh. busik, t. zh. the driver... The airport has become less lax. At the checkpoint at the entrance of 6 fighters with rusty weapons... And this is in their dry climate !! ! Drive and drive them! more than 150 ml of water, they took a lighter from one woman, but the next passenger also had it. But they missed it... Linden is all this, and not total control! meters, but they are transported by bus... The luggage was removed from the cart and lies on the field... Maybe the bobbies sniffed it, maybe they enlightened it additionally... But each passenger put it back on the cart, possibly under the recording of a video surveillance camera... We plunged... Bye, Hurghada. . . P. S. food is again at UIA ours... They don’t even order in-flight meals for the return line out of economy. . . The 95th Quarter is looking among its own... Maybe someone will agree to take this cross on themselves.
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