MY CITY HOTEL This is the name of the hotel that we booked at the well-known Booking (as well as air tickets, 3 days before arrival). A narrow-eyed employee was sitting at the reception, either from Kettle, or from Koreika, or from somewhere else from those parts. As it turned out, she doesn’t speak Russian boom-boom, but she speaks English quite tolerably, which turned out to be more than enough for me and my wife to check into a hotel.
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MY CITY HOTEL
This is the name of the hotel that we booked at the well-known Booking (as well as air tickets, 3 days before arrival). A narrow-eyed employee was sitting at the reception, either from Kettle, or from Koreika, or from somewhere else from those parts. As it turned out, she doesn’t speak Russian boom-boom, but she speaks English quite tolerably, which turned out to be more than enough for me and my wife to check into a hotel. Then another employee came up, this time speaking Russian, and asked if she needed help, but I replied that we would also agree in English. When checking in, however, there was a small problem: the employees were not aware ...that we had booked a room there at all! However, they immediately reassured us, saying that there are free rooms and we will be settled in any case. And just a minute later, a "booking" reservation was found.
Then we were asked to fill out forms and pay for the hotel, or at least allow us to reserve the required amount on the card. I decided to pay for the rooming house right away, after which we immediately received 2 key cards. We got a room on the 3rd floor overlooking the casino, the building of which resembles a theater (probably it used to be there). I don't think it's the worst kind. When we entered the room and began to get used to it, I noticed that the chest was not a code one, but a key one, but I didn’t know how free it was (for some reason I didn’t look when booking). There was no key in the chest, so I went down to the reception and asked for it from the already mentioned yellow-skinned employee. She immediately handed it over to me, and when I asked if I had to pay for the rent of the chest, she answered in a hearty way. Well, that's great!
HOTEL ROOM
The room is quite spacious (19 squares), cozy and warm, quite decent furniture, soft and comfortable bed.
There is an air conditioner with a remote control built into the wall, as well as a rather large flat-table Samsung TV with a USB input (so if the weather is really bad, you can at least watch some movie or some kind of seryaka, pre-recorded on a flash drive). We didn’t find out what channels are there, because, firstly, we almost never watch television, and secondly, the weather made us very happy (well, if we make an amendment for November, of course : )). It is forbidden to smoke in the room, as the corresponding sign warns: “Thank you for not smoking in this room! In case you still decide to smoke, we reserve the right to charge 200 euros to compensate damages. ” For those who are not familiar with the language of George W. Bush (there was such a prezik in the Stars and Stripes, if anyone has forgotten), it translates something like this: “Thank you for not smoking in this room. In the event that you do decide to smoke, we reserve the right to invoice you for 200 euros in order to compensate for the damage. ”
SANITARY EQUIPMENT IN THE ROOM
Plumbing serviceable and modern. But those who prefer baths will have to be broken off: a shower cabin is installed there, which is closed with a glass door, and it is not perfectly sealed, so water sometimes leaks. So it is recommended to be careful not to flood the neighbors from below (and watch yourself, so that they do not inadvertently flood from above : )). There are shampoos and body gels in one bottle, as well as bottles with a balzac conditioner, hair caps and some other pieces of soap (hand washing soap is squeezed out of a special dispenser). All this junk is replenished as it is spent. There is a hair dryer. Some kind of antediluvian, but it seems to be blowing. But the floor is heated, which is nice, I must say (the floor heating regulator is also built into the wall outside the bathroom).
UNOBJECTIVE RAZVODILOVO
On one of the nightstands was a bottle of mineral water, which was offered for a ruble.
Moreover, the label with the description of this water and the price tag is quite large, and the bottle itself has a cunningly conical shape, so that under this label it seems to be one and a half liters. In reality, according to the inscription on the label, there is exactly 2 times less liquid there. Next to the sink lay a small plastic duck, which, if desired, could be taken with you for just the same triple. By the way, such a trick is typical not only for this Estonian bunkhouse: when on the last trip we rested in the Clarion Euroopa bunkhouse, there was a knitted lamb on the bed, however, it was already offered for a chirp. And, of course, how could it be without a very common razvodilova called a mini-bar? I even, a sinner, allowed myself to be slightly diluted in this way, drinking 2 scales of whiskey (50 ml each) at 5.10 each. It was also possible to order some zhrachka and / or Bukhara to your room by phone, but such a service cost either 6 or 8.
This is the name of the hotel that we booked at the well-known Booking (as well as air tickets, 3 days before arrival). A narrow-eyed employee was sitting at the reception, either from Kettle, or from Koreika, or from somewhere else from those parts. As it turned out, she doesn’t speak Russian boom-boom, but she speaks English quite tolerably, which turned out to be more than enough for me and my wife to check into a hotel. Then another employee came up, this time speaking Russian, and asked if she needed help, but I replied that we would also agree in English. When checking in, however, there was a small problem: the employees were not aware ...that we had booked a room there at all! However, they immediately reassured us, saying that there are free rooms and we will be settled in any case. And just a minute later, a "booking" reservation was found.
Then we were asked to fill out forms and pay for the hotel, or at least allow us to reserve the required amount on the card. I decided to pay for the rooming house right away, after which we immediately received 2 key cards. We got a room on the 3rd floor overlooking the casino, the building of which resembles a theater (probably it used to be there). I don't think it's the worst kind. When we entered the room and began to get used to it, I noticed that the chest was not a code one, but a key one, but I didn’t know how free it was (for some reason I didn’t look when booking). There was no key in the chest, so I went down to the reception and asked for it from the already mentioned yellow-skinned employee. She immediately handed it over to me, and when I asked if I had to pay for the rent of the chest, she answered in a hearty way. Well, that's great!
HOTEL ROOM
The room is quite spacious (19 squares), cozy and warm, quite decent furniture, soft and comfortable bed.
There is an air conditioner with a remote control built into the wall, as well as a rather large flat-table Samsung TV with a USB input (so if the weather is really bad, you can at least watch some movie or some kind of seryaka, pre-recorded on a flash drive). We didn’t find out what channels are there, because, firstly, we almost never watch television, and secondly, the weather made us very happy (well, if we make an amendment for November, of course : )). It is forbidden to smoke in the room, as the corresponding sign warns: “Thank you for not smoking in this room! In case you still decide to smoke, we reserve the right to charge 200 euros to compensate damages. ” For those who are not familiar with the language of George W. Bush (there was such a prezik in the Stars and Stripes, if anyone has forgotten), it translates something like this: “Thank you for not smoking in this room. In the event that you do decide to smoke, we reserve the right to invoice you for 200 euros in order to compensate for the damage. ”
SANITARY EQUIPMENT IN THE ROOM
Plumbing serviceable and modern. But those who prefer baths will have to be broken off: a shower cabin is installed there, which is closed with a glass door, and it is not perfectly sealed, so water sometimes leaks. So it is recommended to be careful not to flood the neighbors from below (and watch yourself, so that they do not inadvertently flood from above : )). There are shampoos and body gels in one bottle, as well as bottles with a balzac conditioner, hair caps and some other pieces of soap (hand washing soap is squeezed out of a special dispenser). All this junk is replenished as it is spent. There is a hair dryer. Some kind of antediluvian, but it seems to be blowing. But the floor is heated, which is nice, I must say (the floor heating regulator is also built into the wall outside the bathroom).
UNOBJECTIVE RAZVODILOVO
On one of the nightstands was a bottle of mineral water, which was offered for a ruble.
Moreover, the label with the description of this water and the price tag is quite large, and the bottle itself has a cunningly conical shape, so that under this label it seems to be one and a half liters. In reality, according to the inscription on the label, there is exactly 2 times less liquid there. Next to the sink lay a small plastic duck, which, if desired, could be taken with you for just the same triple. By the way, such a trick is typical not only for this Estonian bunkhouse: when on the last trip we rested in the Clarion Euroopa bunkhouse, there was a knitted lamb on the bed, however, it was already offered for a chirp. And, of course, how could it be without a very common razvodilova called a mini-bar? I even, a sinner, allowed myself to be slightly diluted in this way, drinking 2 scales of whiskey (50 ml each) at 5.10 each. It was also possible to order some zhrachka and / or Bukhara to your room by phone, but such a service cost either 6 or 8.
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