Какой безумец присвоил этому псевдо-отелю три звезды? What lunatic gave this pseudo-hotel three stars?

What three stars? ! This alleged hotel does not even deserve the name of a hostel. A university hostel is more comfortable, believe me. This is some kind of soviet ZE-Cattle, we have long forgotten, I thought, and where ? ! In the centre of Europe. Standard double room - its name is "Come out, I'll come in. " Sideways along the crib, along the wall - and you are at the TV. Fall, do not be afraid, the crib - here it is, you rest against it with your legs. Guys above 180 cm have nothing to do there, because the heels hang from the pioneer beds. Blankets - insulated handkerchiefs: The chest is covered - the legs are cold, or vice versa - to choose from. Hairdryer, shampoos, shower gel - it's really superfluous. There is nothing to say about the mini-bar, kettle, of course, three stars, three bright stories. But hooks in the bathroom at least for towels, clothes could be! And this, pardon my French, there is no ram. Closed the toilet lid - you can use it as a shelf for clothes. No, we understood that we had gathered late, the choice was small, this and that, not the Hilton and not the Marriott, of course. But the travel agency knocked out 560 EURO on the snout in 7 days for THIS !!!! ! There is no sound insulation - we knew how intense our neighbors' sex life is from below, above and on the sides. They also knew everything about us, or almost everything. Leaving the room, I preferred to look at the floor, so as not to meet anyone's eyes. Kind of dark. Towels were changed, yes.... for tips. Change of bed linen during the week, according to the hotel - is an unaffordable luxury. Therefore, wash yourself more carefully (with the means brought with you), do not eat in bed, but there seems to be nowhere else to settle down in the room. Is it in the bathroom, but there is also an ambush with supporting interior items. Oh yes, you will be promised free Wi-Fi. So they lie too. There will be none in the room. You can buy a buggy one for 10 EURO per day, you won’t sit in the internet, you will constantly reboot. Well....... in fact, "Wi-Fi" is the same as "hotel". Well, breakfast is another story. There are no juices, even chemical ones, in principle, no, they do not offer. Coffee and tea are made in the same color - light brown. Baking is proudly called sliced ​ ​ gray bread, light gray bread and bagels, born with me about the same day. There are already 2 types of sausages: long, thin and thick, short, but they are chopped into even shorter pieces so that the tourist, God forbid, does not overeat. Yoghurt in a bowl, portioned butter, sliced ​ ​ ​ ​ from one type of cheese and one type of sausage of a variety of commercials of the 3rd or completely unsorted. Well, the highlight of the program is boiled eggs. "Excellent" included breakfast. Every day we went to "admire" this masterpiece of hotel charlatanism and "proudly" went to the lobby bar to eat, alas, for our hard-earned 10-15 euros for the snout orange fresh, salad, coffee, scrambled eggs, well, what else is there at will . In short, the rest pipets, how successful. Remember the name, please Congress And Sport Olš anka Hotel, Praha 3 and God bless you to be there even for a day. I wish you good luck and don't be fooled like us.