Кайо Коко и не только Cayo Coco and more

I returned this morning from Cayo Coco, I wanted to write about Cayo Coco - then I read the previous review of "Russian Nyusha on vacation", smiled and was not up to the descriptions of the hotel. Damn, the Russian man knows how to spoil his own vacation and not spare others! I really was not in Trip, but in the neighborhood in Laguna, but the rules are the same everywhere: if you want a human relationship - do not take the word "all inclusive" literally, splurge on a convertible peso tip - you will have drinking water every day in the refrigerator, and a place in a restaurant without a queue, and a room even before the check-in time. And most importantly - do not think that Cuba is an expensive resort. It is because of the distance that it comes out to you in such a way, gentlemen, former compatriots. And for the same Canadians, Cuba is something like Taganrog for a Muscovite: to eat rum and have sex on the sea in the middle of an endless and freezing Canadian winter. Do not judge Canadians strictly, dear Russians, they just know what Cuba or Dominica is - and you're sorry, you think that if you swelled two and a half oblique all-inclusive in a week - Cubans should kiss you in the ass. Go to Turkey, my God, it's closer and cheaper for you. Why did you give up this Cuba with nasty Canadians so dearly? Of course, I myself am a Canadian at the moment, but I'm not offended by Nyusha. Ira-Nyusha, next time you fingers with your Russianness - not a slat, you want a human relationship with you - cover yourself, your mother! Chehlis with the staff! You will be treated with the same good and respectful attitude as Canadian tourists. The price of the issue per week is 50 pesos. This is of course beyond "all inclusive", and therefore - terribly painful. But this is exactly how much you need to give out for seagulls to maids, waiters, pool-boys and other bartenders, so that holidays in Cuba become uncomplicated and fun in Canadian style.
Canadians are loved in Cuba - because they are the main clientele of Cuban resorts in the absence of their American brothers, knocked out of Cuba by the embargo of their own government. But it’s impossible to argue with Nyusha - this is that comrades, former compatriots, do not like you in Cuba. Not because you are Russians, but because you have completely blown away from greatness and you think that everything is possible for you from Cuba to Courchevel, and I ask you to notice - for free! SHUT UP, vipers! Cover yourself! And everything will be allowed to you. On one greatness and belonging to a great fucking nation - now you won’t go far, Courchevel policemen and Cuban waiters will dunk your face in shit - until you master the simple truth: only you kowtow to foreigners for free. And that is because of innate servility, and not consciously. In the rest of the world, the servility of the Holdeis costs money. peace and love.