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The story about the sanatorium "Sputnik" is simple. About a worthy project and vile implementation. About the neglected economy, which the owner does not care about the lantern. He is always happy to suck juices, but he is not ready to invest in anything. So, our experience.
1. Swimming caps are essential. You will learn about this only on the spot, they will not warn you by phone in advance, do not count on the decency of the consultant. In the local store you will certainly buy them and be immensely generous (13 rubles instead of 3-4 rubles standard).
2. On all the walls - a lot of frightening assurances that it is absolutely impossible to enter the pool without a cap, but where everyone is equal, you will inevitably meet those who are more even. As always and everywhere. The instructor does not care, she is all in a conversation with a colleague about the pressing. So do not rush to throw millions in exchange for cheap tires, as we did (4 times for 13 rubles, for four), p. ch. everyone. chali. on. everything. And react philosophically to the writing on the walls.
3. They didn't give us a bike to rent. We arrived at 4:25 pm. Yes, at such a late hour it occurred to me to teach the children to ride. The girl, who was obliged to accept payment until 16.30, closed the cash desk a long time ago and "beat with her hoof", our unfortunate 2 rubles were rejected and recommended to come "during the day" (c) (take great ones for children 4 and 5 years old in the very sun).
4. Territory. Everything that can be in bird excrement and a multi-layered web - everything is in them and in it. And it's not even about the fact that sitting at a table on a bench (to have a bite, drink, etc. ), let's say, is unpleasant. Elementary leaning against anything was disgusting. On the 1st day, they didn’t know anything, the children rushed up the hill - we raked out the web from two heads. Rust, some kind of lichen fungi, mold, excrement of seagulls and crows, wherever the guest of the sanatorium throws a timid glance - naturally everywhere. Enjoy, photos are attached.
5. For 10 days in a deluxe room, we paid almost 3200 rubles. The safe is hopelessly broken. The remote is wrapped with tape, the batteries are on their last legs, about one click out of 6-8 works. To connect the refrigerator, this very refrigerator was stupidly put forward, manually, because. do not approach the outlet otherwise. If I didn’t have a 2-meter husband, such a luxury as a functioning refrigerator would not be available in principle : ) And on the roof a satellite dish proudly rises above the room, rich chocolate color from rust. TV "ZALA", by the way, is missing, but the manual for connecting the set-top box (which is not there, I remind you) is carefully placed in a folder with information about the sanatorium and services. The slippers promised on the site were also not found anywhere in the room.
6. Yes, you came to relax on a beautiful lake, which is within easy reach, but you won’t get there so easily. All gates and gates are locked, except for the checkpoint. “Shtob Kovid didn’t walk, ” as some specially trained local chief of a very well-fed appearance authoritatively explained. So scratch around on foot, through the forest, about a kilometer. Are you with small children? So this, sickly, is your problem. "10 minutes, nice walk! " - the well-fed chief tells us, and the objection of the form "this is for you, dear, on a personal car, maybe 10 minutes" prudently ignores. And anti-kovidnaya protection looks like this (see photo). Our reference: the territory of not a single sanatorium is closed along the coast accessible to us, people freely walk where they like. But reliable, confidence-inspiring protection is only in Sputnik, behind a crooked pitted fence. We were happy to feel how special we are.
7. In a semi-dry pond in the courtyard, the frogs bawl so much at night that neither crickets, nor wind, nor the noise of the Naroch waves are heard. So the lake, in general, unnecessarily - its own elite reservoir at hand.
8. Skinny and seemingly seriously ill cats roam the territory, which you can’t look at without tears, the photo is attached.
9. At half past seven in the morning, grass is mowing under the windows. “If you want to sleep, you will fall asleep” (c) Sanatorium recovery, I believe, includes hard pumping of the central nervous system under stressful conditions; )
10. Change may not be issued either in a cafe or in a store, up to a complete refusal to serve you under the pretext of the inability to make a payment. Well, we stopped being served: there was an alternative and a cafe, and the store turned up in the neighboring Narochanka, normal, without a weirdo)) And the cash desk is in order, and the opening hours.
11. We were treated to dinner, I wanted to salt the fish. The result of the "adventure" pleased (see photo), she left hungry, but the dinner, which was harmful by definition, did not harm the figure. Guests of the sanatorium "Sputnik", do not salt anything, please. In general, do not touch the salt shakers. By the way, mine was "repaired" the next day, see photo.
12. Again the dining room, everyone eats with rapture, and the administrator sits and sneezes - loudly, many times and to his heart's content. The protective mask rests in the region of the thyroid gland : )
13. When vacationers once in this same canteen raised a mini-rebellion about camp conditions for healing, the gates still began to open: one of all available and for 3 hours a day, from 19 to 22. Apparently, covid in the specified period of time reasoned and removed the siege from the Sputnik sanatorium with all understanding and deep solidarity with the leadership.
In fairness, dotted line: perfect room cleaning, varied menu, huge portions, conscientiousness and humanity of the staff (maids, waitresses, cooks, etc. ) - we express our deep gratitude to the employees involved in these areas and processes. You are in every way more honest and pleasant than your amazing leadership.
In general, you rarely find anything like this. So that the 42-year-old programmer-developer from the suite, who paid more than 30 million old for his vacation, the father of two small children climbed over the fence like a dirty punks to quickly get to the nearest general store and bring milk and cheeses to these children from there. And in the same manner, already with milk, he waved back. By the way, I did the same in heels, I'm 31.
Vivat to you, sanatorium "Sputnik", and our blood oaths that we will not return to you. In good faith and in their right mind - definitely.
PS: for some reason, this most honest review on the Sputnik website did not pass moderation; ) Miracles.
1. Swimming caps are essential. You will learn about this only on the spot, they will not warn you by phone in advance, do not count on the decency of the consultant. In the local store you will certainly buy them and be immensely generous (13 rubles instead of 3-4 rubles standard).
2. On all the walls - a lot of frightening assurances that it is absolutely impossible to enter the pool without a cap, but where everyone is equal, you will inevitably meet those who are more even. As always and everywhere. The instructor does not care, she is all in a conversation with a colleague about the pressing. So do not rush to throw millions in exchange for cheap tires, as we did (4 times for 13 rubles, for four), p. ch. everyone. chali. on. everything. And react philosophically to the writing on the walls.
3. They didn't give us a bike to rent. We arrived at 4:25 pm. Yes, at such a late hour it occurred to me to teach the children to ride. The girl, who was obliged to accept payment until 16.30, closed the cash desk a long time ago and "beat with her hoof", our unfortunate 2 rubles were rejected and recommended to come "during the day" (c) (take great ones for children 4 and 5 years old in the very sun).
4. Territory. Everything that can be in bird excrement and a multi-layered web - everything is in them and in it. And it's not even about the fact that sitting at a table on a bench (to have a bite, drink, etc. ), let's say, is unpleasant. Elementary leaning against anything was disgusting. On the 1st day, they didn’t know anything, the children rushed up the hill - we raked out the web from two heads. Rust, some kind of lichen fungi, mold, excrement of seagulls and crows, wherever the guest of the sanatorium throws a timid glance - naturally everywhere. Enjoy, photos are attached.
5. For 10 days in a deluxe room, we paid almost 3200 rubles. The safe is hopelessly broken. The remote is wrapped with tape, the batteries are on their last legs, about one click out of 6-8 works. To connect the refrigerator, this very refrigerator was stupidly put forward, manually, because. do not approach the outlet otherwise. If I didn’t have a 2-meter husband, such a luxury as a functioning refrigerator would not be available in principle : ) And on the roof a satellite dish proudly rises above the room, rich chocolate color from rust. TV "ZALA", by the way, is missing, but the manual for connecting the set-top box (which is not there, I remind you) is carefully placed in a folder with information about the sanatorium and services. The slippers promised on the site were also not found anywhere in the room.
6. Yes, you came to relax on a beautiful lake, which is within easy reach, but you won’t get there so easily. All gates and gates are locked, except for the checkpoint. “Shtob Kovid didn’t walk, ” as some specially trained local chief of a very well-fed appearance authoritatively explained. So scratch around on foot, through the forest, about a kilometer. Are you with small children? So this, sickly, is your problem. "10 minutes, nice walk! " - the well-fed chief tells us, and the objection of the form "this is for you, dear, on a personal car, maybe 10 minutes" prudently ignores. And anti-kovidnaya protection looks like this (see photo). Our reference: the territory of not a single sanatorium is closed along the coast accessible to us, people freely walk where they like. But reliable, confidence-inspiring protection is only in Sputnik, behind a crooked pitted fence. We were happy to feel how special we are.
7. In a semi-dry pond in the courtyard, the frogs bawl so much at night that neither crickets, nor wind, nor the noise of the Naroch waves are heard. So the lake, in general, unnecessarily - its own elite reservoir at hand.
8. Skinny and seemingly seriously ill cats roam the territory, which you can’t look at without tears, the photo is attached.
9. At half past seven in the morning, grass is mowing under the windows. “If you want to sleep, you will fall asleep” (c) Sanatorium recovery, I believe, includes hard pumping of the central nervous system under stressful conditions; )
10. Change may not be issued either in a cafe or in a store, up to a complete refusal to serve you under the pretext of the inability to make a payment. Well, we stopped being served: there was an alternative and a cafe, and the store turned up in the neighboring Narochanka, normal, without a weirdo)) And the cash desk is in order, and the opening hours.
11. We were treated to dinner, I wanted to salt the fish. The result of the "adventure" pleased (see photo), she left hungry, but the dinner, which was harmful by definition, did not harm the figure. Guests of the sanatorium "Sputnik", do not salt anything, please. In general, do not touch the salt shakers. By the way, mine was "repaired" the next day, see photo.
12. Again the dining room, everyone eats with rapture, and the administrator sits and sneezes - loudly, many times and to his heart's content. The protective mask rests in the region of the thyroid gland : )
13. When vacationers once in this same canteen raised a mini-rebellion about camp conditions for healing, the gates still began to open: one of all available and for 3 hours a day, from 19 to 22. Apparently, covid in the specified period of time reasoned and removed the siege from the Sputnik sanatorium with all understanding and deep solidarity with the leadership.
In fairness, dotted line: perfect room cleaning, varied menu, huge portions, conscientiousness and humanity of the staff (maids, waitresses, cooks, etc. ) - we express our deep gratitude to the employees involved in these areas and processes. You are in every way more honest and pleasant than your amazing leadership.
In general, you rarely find anything like this. So that the 42-year-old programmer-developer from the suite, who paid more than 30 million old for his vacation, the father of two small children climbed over the fence like a dirty punks to quickly get to the nearest general store and bring milk and cheeses to these children from there. And in the same manner, already with milk, he waved back. By the way, I did the same in heels, I'm 31.
Vivat to you, sanatorium "Sputnik", and our blood oaths that we will not return to you. In good faith and in their right mind - definitely.
PS: for some reason, this most honest review on the Sputnik website did not pass moderation; ) Miracles.
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